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Yu Zhongying's anecdote

Yu Zhongying, the brigade commander of the Eighth Brigade of the 24th Kuomintang Army, was originally named Yu Lie. Afraid of being cooked, he took out the unreasonable word and changed it into Chinese and English. He used to live in Daoxiang, Chengdu, and immediately moved to another street for fear that the knife would restrain the fish. Yu Zhongying often pretends to be a "Confucian general" and also has feudal superstitions.

Nie Yuntai, the grandson of Zeng Guofan, is also a well-read rich man. He wrote "Destiny refers to Tianjin" with a special chapter of "shit doctrine" and advocated labor thrift. Yu Zhongying took "Destiny refers to Tianjin" as a model, bought many copies, distributed them to officials, and followed suit. He's really nice himself. Clothes are made of homespun, the garden is changed to Laiyuan, and two meals and four dishes of meat are served. Change to Monday morning exercise. Eight directors of the brigade got up and asked Commander Xiong to blow the wake-up call at the dormitory door. Gambling, quitting smoking and drinking. This is a martial man who has made great efforts, and he will also be hated by his subordinates.

Yu Zhongying envied Zhuge Liang's thatched cottage, and just behind the brigade headquarters, he built a three-room thatched cottage (bedroom on the left, reception room in the middle and study room on the right), which made him feel comfortable to live in. He said to the staff in the office, "I live in a thatched cottage: it's like I'm lying in an unknown place."

Calligraphy is also an indispensable part of Yu Zhongying's life. He copied fifty words (about two feet and six inches each) of the Taishan Monument every day, and sent a writer to grind ink, and he had to grind a bucket of ink every day. He often sends things to Zhao Yaolao or writes frequently, and Zhao Yaolao replies or gives receipts, which is also very precious. Yu Zhongying got a book "The Handwriting of Weng Tonghe": please appreciate it by Zhao Yaolao. After the banquet, please identify Yao Lao and Uncle Weng Chen. Every time Yao Lao reads a page, he will inscribe "Precious" on it. The words "true and similar to good products". This "Weng"

"Hand", once the name of Yao Lao, is now worth ten times.

I also have a soft spot for Jinshi. Yu Zhongying worships the name of the master Qi Baishi. He has precious gifts and compliments from 200 yuan, and he worships Qi Baishi as his teacher. Since then, Yu Zhongying copied the "Taishan Monument" every day and learned to carve several chapters. He once asked me to use a Buddhist Prajna Heart Sutra to break sentences for him, so as to carve them chapter by chapter.

One day, Li Shenxian, a madman in Cheng Jiachang, came to the brigade headquarters and asked She Zhongying to offer her condolences. Yu Zhongying asked Li Shenxian, "What do you want to raise money for? How much do you want to raise? Li Shenxian said: I want to build a school in Chengjiachang, and I want to raise 200 yuan for you. Yu Zhongying said: Good! The quartermaster gave him 200 yuan. " Li Shenxian danced encouragingly and made a prayer ceremony for a madman. Jing sent a copper coin to Zhongying Yu and said, "Take it to your chest to avoid fire and water." Up to now, Yu Zhongying's donation is still used for the school building construction of Chengjia Middle School.

193 1 March 2 1 is Yu Zhongying's birthday. Liu, director of Rongxian Abandoned Children Reception Center (Tuzhuwan), has received more than 500 abandoned children (still receiving them), and the funds are difficult to support. He came to the tourism department for help. Yu Zhongying ignored the chief of staff Zhong Gan (Zhong said; "The more you get, the more you get; Not if you don't accept it. He donated five yuan first, and asked the county government to transfer it to the rich gentry in each town, and then asked the county chamber of commerce to persuade the rich gentry in the county to donate money. More than 800 abandoned children have been rescued in this county.

Yu Zhongying's study (library) collects many old and new books, and the good and the bad coexist. Ancient books include classics, history, poetry and prose; New books include works by Da Chuang, Lu Xun, Guo Moruo, Contradiction, Lao She and Ba Jin, and magazines include New Youth, Creation, Flood, Sun, Life, Oriental, World, Wake Up the Lion, The Analects of Confucius and The End of Language. Newspapers include Xinhua, Jiefang, Volkswagen, Sweep, Central Committee of the Communist Youth League, Ta Kung Pao and Morning News. Officers and assistants in the brigade can read it at will. If you shout, Zhao, Lao Zhang's philosophy, as well as Mr. Wang's pictorial are all scrambling to read. Yu Zhongying once asked me to help him organize books. Yu, Yu Zhongying's cousin, is a playboy who eats, drinks and plays. One day, he went out with Sun Monthly in his hand. Yu Zhongying hit him and grabbed the book and said; "pretend to be an expert" and give it to the orderly.

Someone introduced Yu Zhongying, happily bought a carefully carved large-character thread-bound book "Twenty-four History" (only one copy of "The History of the Three Kingdoms" was missing) and rushed to take it back by car. The slightly damaged piece was specially repaired by a famous craftsman and the cover was changed. The bookbinder tattooed the thread, and Yu Zhongying personally instructed him how to draw the thread, so that the thread could not be retracted. I ordered people to look for nanmu, and asked carpenters (imitating Zeng Guofan's style) to make dozens of book boxes of suitable size, and put hundreds of refurbished twenty-four histories into storage.

Yu Zhongying asked the brigade staff to study, and made a revised version of the exam, printed a copy of the exam outline and sent it to everyone. It's based on the lines of the Beijing opera "Day after Day". Let me write an article. I boldly wrote about my life, the process of finding a way out of my life, and the depression now, centering on this Beijing opera line. I am very scared. And ended with two lines in the Peking Opera lines: "Day after day, my heart is boiling with oil". Zhong Gan, the aide, said angrily to Yu Zhongying: "Cheng△ people still changed their minds, which laid the groundwork for him to shut me down twice in the future." Yu Zhongying said, "Don't worry about that. I won the second place and got a five-dollar bonus. "

Zhongying Yu often calls Zhao Yaosheng and Huang Wei Mr.. Yu Zhongying was called by Zhao Yao to "worship Confucius". I also went to the Dacheng Hall of the Confucian Temple to watch with the recording monitor, Master You's secretary. Yu Zhongying knelt with the public for about two hours and enjoyed it. Huang Shu hired lettering workers from Anyue and yuechi county counties to come to the county to engrave 40 or 50 Buddhist scriptures such as Fayuan Zhu Lin, and Yu Zhongying also donated huge sums of money. After engraving, Yu Zhongying also gave away ten manuscripts of Fayuanzhu by printing several copies.

Yu Zhongying once said to me: You are the leader of the * * * production party in Rong County. If I give you all my officers and men and guns to become the Red Army, what can you do (against the white army in the whole province and the whole country) to open up the situation and establish your ideal production world? "I'm not qualified to answer. I took time to sneak to South Street (where people in Wubao Town often live), found Liu Yixian and told him about it.

The storm of the proletarian revolution in Rongxian County has reached its peak, and its momentum can really overwhelm, retreat and gnash its teeth to tyrannize the blood-eating enemy groups. At this time, Yu Zhongying spent more and more time in Chengdu, saying that he would often hold meetings in the military command. Yu Zhongying said in the office of the brigade headquarters, "At a meeting of the military command, someone said to me," Is it true that I kept Cheng△ people because I was carrying the burden of Cheng△ people? "This is a joke."

I spent less than a quarter of my time in Rongxian Tourism Department than I did in Chengdu. This luck suppressed the revolutionary movement in Rongxian County, and all the guilt of the producers in Rongxian County was borne by the chief of staff, Zhong Gan (I don't know if Yu Zhongying gave Zhong Zhong a "secret order" or not).

On June, 2004 193 14, all the Eighth Brigade moved to the defense capital, and the brigade headquarters first moved to Dai Ancestral Hall, and then moved to Longshan (Gong Xi). Yu Zhongying lives in the gentleman spring at the foot of Longshan and Houshan. In order to build an advanced stadium, he will play ball three times a week. On the rock wall of the site, he carved the word "stadium" on the Taishan monument (each word 15 feet square) to show that he advocated sports and promoted people's health.