Is there a joke about girls? Seek classics.

1, "Daughter-in-law, eat less. You see that you have gained weight recently."

@ jingjing jingjing

"What did you say? Please say it again! "

"Daughter-in-law, you eat more. You see that you have lost weight in the past two days. What else do you want to eat? I will buy it for you! "

2. "We drank until midnight last night, and your wife didn't clean you up when you came home?"

"She dare she also dare not! When I came home yesterday, I went into the house and looked at her. This family scared her! Too scared to sleep! "

3. I was beaten by my wife today because I was found peeking at an article "Teach you how to beat your wife". . .

Today, I saw such a paragraph: after marriage, I should tattoo a ring on each finger of both parties, and whoever wants to divorce will chop off his finger.

I went home today and told my wife about it. As a result, she said, stop tattooing your fingers. Too weak. Tattoo your neck. ..