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Contemptuous and insulting classical Chinese essays

1. Answers to Taizong's anecdotes in classical Chinese

Taizong's anecdotes ①

In the seventeenth year of Zhenguan ②, Taizong said to his ministers: ""The Biography" ③ said ' Confucius said: "The people cannot stand without faith." Xiang Yu once entered Xianyang and controlled the world. : "Benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, and trust are called the five constants. It is impossible to abolish any one of them. It is of great benefit to practice them diligently. Yin Zhou insulted the five constants, and King Wu seized them. The Xiang family seized them for Han Gaozu because they had no faith. Just like the imperial edict."

——Excerpt from "Zhenguan Politicians Volume 5" (Zhonghua Book Company, 2009 edition)

Note ① Taizong, namely Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty. ② Zhenguan: Emperor Taizong's reign. ③"Zhuan": refers to "Zuo Zhuan". ④ Lose food and keep faith: It is a metaphor that one would rather lose food and starve to death but maintain integrity. ⑤Insult: slight and insult.

2. How to use classical Chinese to insult people

The two tigers live in seclusion in the mountains and forests, how can the little monkey dare to saw each other? The old horse is stuck in the mud, how can the old beast dare to step out? (Couplet)

Your mother is an old woman,

If it weren’t for you to take care of me,

I would like to close my eyes and take a nap today. It should be no less than two or three sentences.

Anger, those who take a nap are not just me, why should I point it out?

Moreover, I have not yet lost consciousness, so I am unjustly accused.

What can you do?

If he is really capable, why are there more than half of the students lying on the desk?

There are at least six out of ten people who dislike you. Are you kind? The number can be seen.

I don’t blame you for the past, but what happened today is abominable and makes me angry.

It’s my mother’s fault, sincerely my mother’s displeasure

Okay! 3. Classical Chinese with humiliating words

①Shame. "The Story of Yueyang Tower": "Forget all favors and disgrace, and drink wine in the wind."

②Shameful. "The Tombstones of Five People": "It was an act of humiliation and humiliation. The death of five people was regarded as serious or serious."

③ Humiliation; humiliation. "Horse Theory": "Therefore, although there is a famous horse, it will only be humiliated in the hands of slaves."

④Insult; humiliate. "The Biography of Lian Po and Lin Xiangru": "Xiangru's court scolded him and humiliated his ministers."

5. Humiliate; let down. "Book of Han Su Wu Zhuan": "You have humiliated your integrity and humiliated your life. Although you are still alive, how can you return to the Han Dynasty?"

⑥Qian Ci. Used in polite manners, it means humiliating the other person because of oneself, and can be translated as "thank you", "condescend", "excuse me", etc. "Book of Bao Ren'an": "If you are humiliated, you will be given a book." "War of Yao": "Why should you be humiliated?" 4. Humiliation under the crotch - Translation of Zi Zhi Tongjian's classical Chinese

"Historical Records" ·Biography of the Marquis of Huaiyin" Translation (the humiliation part of the crotch)

Han Xin, the Marquis of Huaiyin, was from Huaiyin. When he was a commoner, he was poor, had no good character, could not be elected to be an official, and could not do business to make a living. He often lived in other people's homes and had nothing to do, so most people hated him. He went to the countryside many times to have a casual meal at the pavilion director in Nanchang. For several months, the pavilion director's wife disliked him, so she made breakfast in advance and took it to the bed in the inner room to eat. When it was time to eat, Han Xin went, but no food was prepared for him. Han Xin also understood their intentions. In a rage, he actually left and never came back.

Han Xin was fishing under the city, and several old ladies were rinsing the silk cotton. One of them saw that Han Xin was hungry, so she gave Han Xin food to eat. This continues for dozens of days until rinsing is complete. Han Xin was very happy and said to the aunt: "I will repay the old man heavily." The aunt said angrily: "A man can't support himself. I gave you food out of pity for you, the young master. Do I hope you will repay me?" "

A young man among the Huaiyin butchers insulted Han Xin and said, "Although you are tall and like to carry a sword, you are actually a coward." He also insulted him in public and said, "If you are not afraid of death, you will die." Just stab me with your sword; if you are afraid of death, crawl under my crotch.

"So Han Xin looked at him carefully, lowered his body, lay on the ground, and crawled under his crotch. People all over the street laughed at Han Xin and thought he was timid.

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When the King of Han was besieged in Guling, he adopted Zhang Liang's strategy and recruited King Han Xin of Qi, so Han Xin led his army to join forces with the King of Han at Gaixia. After Xiang Yu was defeated, Gaozu used a surprise attack. In the first month of the fifth year of the Han Dynasty, King Han Xin of Qi was granted the title of King of Chu, and his capital was Xiapi.

Han Xin went to Xiapi and summoned the piao who had given him food. Mother gave her a thousand catties of gold. When it was her turn to go to the countryside, the head of the pavilion in Nanchang gave her a hundred coins and said, "You are a villain, and your good deeds have a beginning and an end." "He summoned the young man who had insulted him by letting him crawl under his crotch, appointed him as a lieutenant, and told the generals and ministers: "This is a strong man. Can't I kill him when he insults me? There was no point in killing him, so I endured the momentary insult and achieved what I have achieved today. ”

Full text translation reference: 5. What does humiliation mean in ancient Chinese?

The meaning of humiliation rǔ in ancient Chinese is as follows:

1. 〈name〉

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(1) Farming. "陈" is the original character of "mirage". In ancient times, mirage was used as a farming tool. This meaning was later written as "耨" (nòu) (2). Extended meaning: shame.

Shame. ——"Shuowen", translated as: humiliation, means shame.

Such as: shame and humiliation; honor and disgrace; humiliation. ; Suffer humiliation; humiliation (humiliation and harm); humiliation (humiliation and harm)

2.

(1) To cause... to be humiliated; to humiliate [ insult]

Such as: enough to humiliate Jin; humiliate (humiliate, tarnish); humiliate (humiliate, humiliate, humiliate, humiliate, humiliate, humiliate); humiliate (tarnish, tarnish); humiliate be indebted (to *** . for a kindness. )]

Such as: humiliating you (a word of humility to describe yourself as a friend); humiliating a son (humbly calling yourself your son to others); humiliating Lin (a word of respect for the coming of others. It means condescending in vain) ); humiliate knowledge (humbly words. To be appreciated or promoted); humiliate; humiliate; humiliate; humiliate to teach; humiliate (to accept)

(4) Press down, defeat [deflate]

3.

(1) Dirty; muddy [dirty; muddy]. Such as: insult (dirty behavior)

(2) Grand. ; Thick [solemn] ??

(3) Black [black]

(4) Tong "moist"

Extended information:

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Detailed explanation of the etymology of the word "humiliation":

The word "humiliation" has already appeared in oracle bone inscriptions. The word "chen" above is a simplified way of writing the word "mirage". A large clam has a hard shell. The ancestors used its shell to make weeding tools. Below the word "humiliation" is the shape of a hand (also), which refers to using a clam sickle to cultivate and weed. It may mean "蓐" or "瓐". The original text of "耨". Lin Yiguang, a philologist, believes that "humiliation" is the original character of "Nong".

Some sources also believe that "chen" means to remove pests, which means to remove pests with hands. Xu Shen's "Shuowen Jiezi" believes that "Chen" refers to the farming season, and if you lose the opportunity to cultivate, you will be humiliated. However, most scholars do not agree with Xu Shen's statement.