What humorous jokes are there?

1, brother-in-law recently changed a beautiful girlfriend, a flight attendant. My parents-in-law are very worried, worried that nothing can be left without my brother-in-law? After talking to my brother-in-law, my brother-in-law secretly left a mind's eye. It took my brother-in-law more than a year to make the stewardess fat in vain. Later, the stewardess disliked him for being too thin and broke up.

2. One day, when I came back from drinking with my old classmates, my family lived in peace, so I went to sleep normally. Suddenly woke up in the middle of the night, ready to go to the bathroom to drain water. When I stretched my legs looking for slippers and shoes, I found that I couldn't get out of bed. I was shocked. Am I a mature man, who was planted on wine and became a paraplegic? I shouted to my wife: Wife, it's broken. My legs are failing, so I can't get out of bed. My wife got up unhurriedly, turned on the light and said to me in a daze: You fell under the bed again!

Brother-in-law recently changed a beautiful girlfriend, who is a stewardess. My parents-in-law are very worried, worried that nothing can be left without my brother-in-law? After talking to my brother-in-law, my brother-in-law secretly left a mind's eye. It took my brother-in-law more than a year to make the stewardess fat in vain. Later, the stewardess disliked him for being too thin and broke up.

4. At noon, I walked on the road with two men. As they walked, they couldn't help but take out their cigarette cases, light them and start smoking. I didn't see them at ordinary times, and I was a little upset that day, so I asked, "When you smoke, don't you care about the female compatriots around you?" "One of them turned his head, stared at me for 2 seconds and handed me the cigarette case:" Do you want to smoke it yourself? "

My boyfriend came to my house to propose marriage. The red-faced father at the dinner table suddenly put away his smiling face and said seriously, "Xiaomei, are you sure you want to get married?" I am not at ease! " My boyfriend patted his chest and promised to be good to me all his life. Please rest assured my father. Dad held his head high and took a sip of wine, patting his boyfriend on the shoulder: "I've never seen her lose a fight since I was a child." I don't trust you, boy! " "