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20 17-05- 16

? Strange is unusual and distinctive. But as time goes on, many things are normal! On 20 15, the office organized personnel to write "New Dancheng, New Eighteen Weird", which was well received and shared by netizens in the county. In the past two years, the construction of our county has made rapid progress, and the original eighteen eccentrics are far from fully embodying the characteristics and development of the town. To this end, we update and enrich the original content according to the suggestions of the majority of netizens, so as to show the new, fast and beautiful changes of the small town more truly!

The first monster: the ancient prince worships today.

Prince, also known as Wang Chan, Guiguzi. The Prince Fairy Pavilion was newly built and completed in May 20 12 and 19. Located on the county bridge, it is the birthplace of Dancheng's most important myth "The Prince Never Dies" legend series. The ancient pagoda next to the pavilion is covered with red silk, the sandalwood stove is full of incense and fog all day long, and the Ming River is gurgling, telling people this equally magical and beautiful ancient legend.

A few days ago, the county party committee and government are making every effort to build a humanistic brand of "Wang Chan's hometown"!

The second monster: Heihe River does not flow outside the province.

The largest river in Dancheng is called Heihe River above Tangqiaodian in the county, and Cihe River below Anhui Province. This river originates from Xunmukou Town, Taikang County. After entering Dancheng, it flows through Li Lou, Ji Hu, Wutai, Ningping, Baima and other towns 10, and the largest tributary is Liguan River. Heihe River is always clear all the year round, frogs croak and fish jump, which is a good place for fishing.

The third monster: the south wind builds quickly in the east.

Nanfeng is a key town in Henan Province and a famous town in Zhongzhou. Nanfeng Town is the east gate of Dancheng, and it is also the logistics, people flow, information flow center and commodity distribution center of the surrounding towns in the east. In 2002, the key town named by Henan Provincial People's Government, 1997, the "Zhongzhou Famous Town" named by Provincial Construction Department, was the experimental town of comprehensive reform in Zhoukou City.

The fourth strange: the government office is located in the suburbs.

In order to solve the real pain point of "being at a loss, unable to find people and being inefficient", the county government has built a modern administrative service hall in an industrial cluster with convenient transportation, stationed in 33 units, and built a number of one-stop service systems such as "infrastructure approval, enterprise registration, real estate transaction, entrepreneurial service and people's livelihood appeal", so that people can ask questions and do good things at one door.

The fifth monster: government officials come to the village.

In order to accurately identify the real poor families in rural areas, all government agencies and units directly under the county level have chosen to send capable full-time poverty alleviation teams to stay in the village and conduct on-site investigations from the perspectives of income, family housing and medical burden of going to school. For the identified real poor groups, set up a file and set up a card, and implement targeted assistance to ensure that all poor families in our county will be lifted out of poverty by the end of 20 18.

The sixth monster: the ancient stone mill

Zhongyuan Folk Culture Park is located in Dahezhuang Village, Ding Cun Township, dancheng. It was built by General He Hengde, the former head of Hainan Armed Police Corps. With grindstones and stones as the theme, it tells about farm tools and daily necessities in the era of agricultural civilization, which fully reflects the great changes in the new countryside.

The seventh strange: leisure agriculture is loved by everyone.

In recent years, all kinds of new agricultural subjects have sprung up in Dancheng, family farms and farmers' professional cooperatives have developed rapidly, and there are more ornamental agriculture and leisure agriculture. Picking, tasting and playing in the countryside has become the best place for everyone to study and work!

The eighth monster: the blueprint landscape belt of Minghe River

Since the beginning of this year, the regulation of Minghe River has become the top priority of the county party committee and county government throughout the year. People on both sides of the strait are looking forward to the future scene of fish leaping and birds singing and people laughing together! The blueprint drawn for the five rivers management has also become a landscape that everyone stops to watch!

The ninth monster: distilled liquor is at station five.

Distilled liquor is mainly produced in eastern Henan, and Wutai in Dancheng is the most famous. Because its alcohol content is generally lower than 30 degrees, it has the unique flavor of fermented grains, sweet and clean. After drinking, it is warm, refreshing and fragrant. In addition, it has the functions of dispelling wind and removing blood stasis, promoting blood circulation and removing dampness, and has become a specialty that Dancheng people often take when they go out. Among many producers, the handmade distilled liquor made by wheat koji and fermented by Gu Mi is the top grade.

The tenth monster: food is served everywhere.

Whether it is Sichuan cuisine, Hunan cuisine, Henan cuisine, Shandong cuisine, Shanxian mutton soup, Shaxian snacks, Yunnan rice noodles, etc. It is booming in our county; Snacks and hotels in the county are mainly concentrated in the new city, while the catering industry in Dancheng is extremely rare in the surrounding counties and cities in terms of category, quality and quantity, and it is a veritable behemoth!

The eleventh monster: the world's supermodel peasant girl

Born in a brick temple in Li Lou Township, Dancheng, Ma Yanli, the peasant girl 1995 won the Shanghai International Model Contest, and she had a beautiful journey. Now she is a world model, movie star, fashion designer and the pride of her hometown.

The 12th Stranger: Autumn Qucungu International Competition

On September 6th, 20 15, the China women's volleyball team won the championship with a record of 18 1 0. One of the players won the most valuable player award. She is Zhu Ting, a peasant girl in Zhudalou Village, Qiuqu Township, dancheng.

20 17 may 14, 2017 women's volleyball world club cup final ended in Kobe, Japan. Facing the challenge of South American champion Brazil's Resona, Wakif Bank of Turkey won 3-0. Zhu Ting made the greatest contribution, and Zhu Ting won the scoring title with an eye-catching performance of 19. At the awarding ceremony after the game, Zhu Ting won the Most Valuable Player Award and was chosen as the best team.

The thirteenth monster: Tsinghua Peking University basks in the sun every year.

In 20 16, 44 candidates from the entrance examination of Dancheng No.1 Middle School were admitted to Tsinghua Peking University, ranking first in the county-level high schools in China, creating an excellent result that 52 candidates were admitted to Tsinghua Peking University for five consecutive years.

The fourteenth monster: a highly educated person resounded outside the province.

Dancheng No.1 Middle School was founded in September, 195 1. At that time, it was called Dancheng No.1 Junior High School, and now its name is 1988. Following the school motto of "self-improvement and pursuit of Excellence", the number of college entrance examination students has increased greatly in recent years, especially the training of top students, which has achieved first-class results in the province and is well-known throughout the country.

The fifteenth strange: private schools are also awesome.

After more than ten years of development, private education has embarked on a school-running road with the characteristics of Dancheng, and a number of star schools have emerged, which has solved the worries of the children of migrant workers.

Sixteenth monster: All the young boys are outside.

For more than 20 years, young people in Dancheng have been going out to work or start businesses, forming a unique working economy in Dancheng. The most representative is that after 70, 80 and 90, they rarely stay in their hometown after graduating from school. Young people who go out not only create great wealth for their hometown, but also emancipate their minds and broaden their horizons, laying a solid foundation for returning home to start a business in the future.

The 17th monster: The village is full of old people.

Over the past few years, earth-shaking changes have taken place in the countryside of our county, and buildings in the village have sprung up. However, because the young people went out, the children entered a fully enclosed school. In the new building of the First Hospital, only the veritable left-behind elderly people are left, and they have become the gatekeepers of their children.

However, with the inward transfer of industries in the past two years, many labor-intensive industries in coastal areas have begun to settle in towns and villages, and more and more people are employed at home to start businesses, and there will be fewer and fewer empty nesters.

The 18th Monster: Wang Chan's hometown is more heroic.

As a native of Wang Chan, if you think our hometown has developed well in the past two years, please share!