Warm tips and humorous jokes

We adults usually think children are ignorant. Although we expect them to be smart and sensible since childhood, we still subconsciously think that they will be much worse than us in "intelligence". But if you look closely, you will find that their understanding and application ability are not worse than ours. The casual child's words are not only convincing, but also seem reasonable.

As witty as your mother.

The weather turned cold and all the thin clothes were put in the storage box. It was sunny when I went to my relatives' house to celebrate my housewarming at the weekend. My four-year-old son casually wore a shabby denim shirt. A relative teased the child and said, "Look, your clothes are worn out, and you can't afford to wear new clothes. Shame! " I am embarrassed, my son replied with a smile, grandma, you are behind the times. I can't buy the latest ripped jeans. You have to ask me for a custom-made one.

Your child

Kindergarten finishes school at four in the afternoon. Usually, I drive to school at 3: 50 to pick up my children. Today, the car was not well maintained after school, so I walked to get it. He suddenly sneezed when I took him on the road against the wind. I just want to take this opportunity to teach him to eat more fruits and vegetables and improve his resistance. He looked up at me and said, "Why are you so stupid? You can't arrange your time reasonably. Do you think your child has a cold? "

Mom's phone

My best friend's twin daughter is five years old and as fairy as their mother. On this day, when playing in the playground of the community, Xiao Shuanger disappeared. Anxious girlfriends began to let us look for it together. Half an hour later, a young man sent her back. Big Shuang'er was very sensible and said thank you, so the young man asked big Shuang'er, "What happened when you got lost?" Big Shuang'er: Tell my uncle to call my mother. My mother's phone number is/kloc-0 158XXXXXXX. After the young man wrote down the number and left happily, I asked my best friend why she was indifferent. She asked me: You don't know my phone number? The child gave her father's phone number! Me: ......

Learn to live and use.

After visiting the science and technology museum, my son learned the word control. At noon that day, the kindergarten informed him to wet the bed at school. When I go to school to change my clothes and pants, I scold him. He is four years old and still wets his pants. The son said innocently, it's not my fault, but the control of the urinal factory is out of order and it leaks from the water pipe.

Children are like a blank sheet of paper, and their words and deeds are accumulated from daily life, especially their parents' words and deeds, so it is easy to "apply what they have learned". I believe that every parent expects to see their wit, positivity, sunshine and positive energy from their small world.