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When a barber was shaving a customer, he deliberately put a glass ball in the customer's mouth to stop the customer from talking. One day, a customer accidentally swallowed it. The customer apologized and said, "Sorry, I swallowed your glass ball." The barber said, "Never mind. The customer used to do the same, but he took a shit and sent him back. "

When my roommate was changing clothes in the morning, I saw the patterns inside and outside her body and shouted to other roommates: Look, there is a monkey on her ass! As a result, my quiet roommate, who is usually inarticulate, said faintly, then feed it with a banana! I dare not even think about it. ...

One cold morning, the girl ushered in her birthday. Suddenly my boyfriend called and said, "Look out the window! ""The girl opened the window and saw several steaming big letters written on the snow downstairs: Happy birthday, my love ... "Did you write it?" The girl was deeply moved. "Yes, it's a pity that my urine is not enough ..." "

"Monkey," Pig said, "Bai has been acting strange recently. Every time I joke with him, he will roll in the mud and then run to pull horse manure. ""Wukong: "Idiot, Little White Dragon can't talk. It means, "Fuck you, fuck you ..."

I humbly asked the goddess, "If there were only me and a dog in the world, who would you choose?" The goddess hesitated: "I choose you." I shamelessly replied, "Well, I like you, too." The goddess was angered: "Then I choose the dog!" " I cleared my throat and uttered three words that were quite fatal to her: "Woof!" " "