250-word joke story grade three

Tell a funny joke in the third grade of primary school, not too long.

1, Tang priest went to travel by plane, and the plane crashed on the way, but there were only three parachutes.

So, the Tang Priest said, let's answer the question, and jump if we can't answer it.

Tang Priest: Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky?

Wukong: One.

Tang Priest: OK, here you are.

Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many moons are there in the sky?

Friar Sand: One.

Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one, too.

Bajie on the side is so happy, such a simple question.

Tang Priest: Bajie, how many stars are there in the sky?

....

Bajie jumped down.

Before long, the four of them flew to travel again. They crashed on the way and there were still only three parachutes.

They went on answering questions.

Tang Priest: Wukong, when was People's Republic of China (PRC) founded?

Wukong: 1949.

Tang Priest: OK. Here you are.

Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many people died in the Liberation War?

Friar Sand: 2.5 million people.

Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one, too.

Tang Priest: Bajie, what are the names of those 2.5 million people?

..... Bajie had to jump again.

2、

One day, the Tang Priest and his disciples flew again. The plane has another emergency failure and is about to fall.

There were only three parachutes on the plane, and the Tang Priest said, "Bajie ..."

Pig jumped up at once. ......

3、

One day, the Tang Priest and his disciples flew again. The plane has another emergency failure and is about to fall.

"Pig ..." said the Tang Priest.

Pig jumped up. ...

Tang Priest shouted at the bottom of the plane, "Bajie! I want to tell you that we have four parachutes this time. "

4、

One day, the Tang Priest and his disciples flew again. The plane will crash again.

There are still only three parachutes on the plane. Pig said, "Master, how many hairs do I have?"

The Tang Priest was shocked, and Pig kicked him away and said, "Fuck! I know you can't answer. "

250 words of fairy tales

Once upon a time, there was a fox living in a hut. He never cleans or repairs the shack, so this shack is dirty and broken, and it falls down when touched. Fairy tale composition: 250 words for fox and elephant

One day, an elephant passed by the fox's broken shed, and his cattail-fan-like ear accidentally touched the shed. Seeing this, the fox was furious and said, "You clumsy fellow, you can't walk with your eyes long.". How can I live if you knock over my house? Fix my house quickly! " The elephant said awkwardly, "Brother Fox, I'll get tools to help you repair your house." The elephant brought tools and soon repaired the shack, and it was much stronger than before. The fox looked at the elephant with greedy eyes and thought, is this elephant afraid of me? Otherwise, how could you be so kind to me?

So, the fox walked up to the elephant and pointed to the elephant and said, "This house is broken and dirty, well, it stinks." How do you think this house is worthy of me being loved by everyone, blossoming and seeing a flat tire? Quick, quick, quick-quick, go to the river and help me build a new house. The elephant was also very angry and said, "Your shack is smelly, dirty and unstable." Anyone who touches it will fall down. Besides, I've been very reasonable, and I've made your stinking shack solid. It wouldn't be like this if it were someone else! ""waste anything, let you do it and give it to * * *! " Said the fox

This time, the elephant can't stand it any longer. Finally, he raised his foot, slammed it into the fox's house and left without looking back. The fox looked at the collapsed house and suddenly sat down on the ground.

Three 200-word jokes (urgently needed! ! )

An American, a Frenchman and an China were walking in the desert when they saw a bottle. After opening the cork, a man came out. The man said, "I am a fairy, and I can grant each of you three wishes!" "

Americans first said, "My first wish is to ask for a lot of money." The fairy said, "it's very simple, it satisfies you!" Tell me about the second wish. " The American said, "I want a lot of money!" " After the fairy fulfilled his wish, the American said his third wish: "Take me home." The fairy said, "No problem." "So Americans came back to America with a lot of money.

The fairy asked the Frenchman again. The Frenchman said, "I want beautiful women!" " "The fairy gave him a beautiful woman. The Frenchman said, "I want more beautiful women!" ""The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman. The Frenchman finally said, "Send me back to France." After the fairy sent the Frenchman back to China, she asked the China people what they wanted.

China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy gave it to him. Ask him what his second wish is. China people said, "Another bottle of Erguotou!" The fairy asked him what his third wish was. China said, "I miss China and Americans very much. Please get them all back. "

France and the United States are very popular, but they are helpless, so the three of them have to continue to walk.

Walking, I saw another bottle. When I opened the plug, another man came out. The man said, "I am the younger brother of the fairy just now. My magic is not as strong as his. I can only satisfy two wishes of each of you."

The French and Americans think it's better to let China speak first, so as not to be brought back by him later. So China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy realized his wish. The French and Americans urged China people to express their second wish as soon as possible. After drinking Erguotou, China people slowly said to the immortal, "It's okay, it's okay, go away."

Four Spring Festival jokes are about 250 words gentle.

An old farmer drove a donkey into the city, and the donkey ran a red light and was fined 10 yuan. The old farmer drank the donkey: "You think you are a military vehicle! The red light dares to rush. " After a few steps, the donkey knocked down another fruit stall to compensate 20 yuan. The old farmer is even more angry: "You think you are an industrial and commercial administrator, and you can lift whoever you want." . The old farmer led the donkey home and passed a meadow. The donkey chewed the grass and was punished in 30 yuan. The old farmer was so angry that he scolded, "Do you think you are an inspection team going to the countryside?" . After the old farmer scolded him, he took the donkey to the river to drink water, but the donkey was stubborn and refused to drink. The old farmer was angry: "You think you are on earth, and you won't drink without a young lady." The donkey turned around and ran away, and a fishing net was dried on the shore. Fishermen claim compensation from 500 yuan. The old farmer's eyes filled with tears: "Do you think this is China Telecom? Does it cost so much to surf the Internet? " The donkey turned and kicked the old farmer. The old farmer scolded helplessly: "Do you think you are a group owner? Kick whoever you want. " The donkey was very angry. He ignored the old farmer and became very silent. The old farmer said, "Yes, you think this is a QQ group, so you can stop talking all day." The old farmer nagged the donkey all the way and passed a cliff. The donkey couldn't stand the nagging and jumped down. The old farmer cried sadly: "You think this is Foxconn, you can jump if you want!" " Forgot to adopt.

How to write a 250-word fairy tale composition in grade five or three

Once upon a time, there was a little goat looking for a job. Nobody wants the child to work because he is young. ?

Little goat didn't give up. It searched and searched. Walk from the clothing store to the shoe store. From shoe store to toy store, from toy store to restaurant, finally, the restaurant can work. But the restaurant is too far from home to help. When the little goat was in trouble, a waiter said, "Little goat, I'll find you a room to live in first, and then you can go home after the festival." The little goat said, "Of course! But I will live there. I have no money to pay the rent. Why don't I pay you when I earn money? The waiter said kindly, "Yes. In this way, the little goat finally settled down to work. ?

Time passed quickly, after a month, but the salary in the first month was not high, except for the rent.

Half a year passed, because the little goat worked hard and was very serious. Wages are rising, so it's time for a holiday at the end of the year. The kid saved a lot of money, and his hard work was rewarded. I am very happy.

We should also be like a little goat, not afraid of hardship and fatigue, and win wealth with our own diligence.

Make up a fairy tale with 250 words.

Mother pig has three babies, one is called Grey Grey, the other is called Tribal Tiger, and the other is called Lulu.

One day, the little pig went out and met an old man. He was carrying a big bamboo basket with a lot of grass in it. Piggy Gray said to Grandpa, "Grandpa, Grandpa, can you lend me your grass?" Grandpa smiled and said, "Yes! Yes. "

Grandpa gave his grass to the pig. Piglet happily said to Grandpa, "Thank you, Grandpa!" " "

The little pig skipped home. Gray pig didn't wait until she got home, so she wanted to build a straw house. Piglet tried to build a straw house. When the straw house was built, the pigs began to clean it. At this moment, a wolf came. The pig didn't see the ash, so the wolf rushed in and ate it. Go home when you are full.

The next day, the pig came with a shout. On the road, he saw an old man carrying a big bamboo basket with many leaves in it. Piglet called and said to Grandpa, "Grandpa, Grandpa, can you lend me your leaves?" Grandpa smiled and said, "Yes!" Yes, "he gave all the leaves in the bamboo basket to the pig. The pig didn't wait to say "thank you, grandpa!" " "I skipped home. Before knocking at the door, a leaf house was built outside the door. The pig whimpered in the toilet, and the wolf came. It thought, "There must be a pig in it." As he thought, he rushed in and ate the pig.

On the third day, Lulu the pig came out again. He also met the old man on the road. He was sleeping under the big tree. Lulu, the pig, saw many branches around Grandpa. He asked grandpa for many branches. Before he got home, he wanted to build a branch house, so he tried to build a branch house. No sooner had the house been built than the wolf came again. I think there must be a pig in it. It rushed in. The wolf didn't expect that this branch was a rose branch. The wolf has many thorns. However, the wolf will not give up. It keeps rushing, and the more it sprints, the more it sprints. There was only one thorn left, but the wolf still wouldn't give up, and it rushed over again.

Unexpectedly, the last one was an iron thorn, which stabbed the wolf to death.

Not so good! Please forgive me! !

7 funny stories and 300-word classic jokes.

Children's shoes, can you lend me some money If possible, wait for me at the school gate after school. If not, wait for me at the school gate after school!

Today, on Father's Day, I read the back of Mr. Zhu Ziqing in the textbook. After reading the article, I really cried, because it said "recite the last three paragraphs of the text."

There is a question on the test paper, saying that Xiaoming is advised not to go to the Internet cafe. Children's shoes have different answers. A wonderful flower wrote: "Xiao Ming, don't go." I've been there. It's closed today! "

Because of poor math, Chinese often fails, because I don't know the concept of writing 800 words at all.

I just entered the company after graduating from college, and my boss bought me a new car of 350 thousand and arranged for me to have the best driver in the company. But I am not happy at work every day. Did I go to college for four years just to learn to drive a forklift here?

6. I went out in the dormitory group for a night, and one person died, so I had to leave a mobile phone locked in the cupboard, and the mobile phone was set to a horrible brotherhood of the Wolf. When we were free in the middle of the night, we called the mobile phone number on the left.

Anyway, the only person left in our dormitory came over the wall from school at two o'clock in the morning to find us. ...

7. Classmate: Principal, please come to our class this afternoon.

Principal: Oh, I'm sorry, I'd like to participate in your activities, but there is a theme class in other classes this afternoon that will invite me to say a few words.

Classmate: Last time I passed the principal's office, I saw you and Miss Wang. . .

Principal: Since the students are so sincere, let's meet in your class this afternoon!

8. My daughter is a student and suddenly wants to eat cucumbers at night, so she went to the public water room to wash two. It happened that several girls were washing clothes there. They looked at me and the cucumber in my hand. I was so nervous!

In order to clean cucumbers, I stood in the water room and ate both cucumbers!

Back to the dormitory, my roommate asked me if I had washed cucumbers. Where are the cucumbers?

Don't ask, the world is in chaos.