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How to avoid flight delay by plane in snowy days?

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Recently, the Central Meteorological Observatory continuously issued an orange warning of blizzard. On June 4, 65438, a large range of rain and snow weather occurred in the central and eastern regions, with heavy snowstorms in Henan, Hubei, Hunan, Anhui and Jiangsu. It is predicted that there will be another low-temperature rain and snow weather in the central and eastern regions from the night of/kloc-0 to the 8 th of October. Among them, parts of Shaanxi, Shanxi, Henan, Hubei and Anhui have heavy snow and local snowstorms, and the depth of snow can reach 60. During the day from 6th to 8th, there was little to moderate rain in most parts of the south of the Yangtze River, and heavy rain in Hunan, Jiangxi, Fujian, Guangdong and Guangxi. There is freezing rain or sleet in parts of northeastern Guizhou and northwestern Hunan.

Folks in the three northeastern provinces: Where did all our snow go?

Folks in the south: After tonight, we are all snowmen?

According to Fei Changzhun's big data statistics, as of1October 4th, 65438+ 18:50, there were 4088 scheduled flights (excluding * * *), accounting for 30.8% of the scheduled flights, and 7425 scheduled flights were on time. There are 0/7 airports with big delays, namely Zhengzhou Xinzheng Airport, Lanzhou Zhongchuan Airport, Liuzhou An Baili Airport, Luoyang Beijiao Airport, Nanchang Changbei Airport, Nanjing Lukou Airport, Nanning Wuxu Airport, Nanyang Jiang Ying Airport, Changchun Longjia Airport, Fuzhou Changle Airport, Guiyang Longdongbao Airport, Hefei xinqiao airport Airport, Hohhot Baita Airport, Yan 'an Shilipu Airport, Xiangyang Liuji Airport and tongliao airport. Many airports closed their runways because of snow.

Today is a slight cold, and winter has really come.

For children, winter is like this.

For big friends, winter is like this.

For civil aviation people, this winter is unforgettable.

I remember one winter, a heavy snow suddenly hit, and many planes were covered with thick snow.

Many friends at the airport are busy digging planes.

You shoot one, I shoot one, and you get a 737~

@ Gansu Civil Aviation Airport Group: What should I do if I dig out my home? Bury it back?

@ Xiang Peng Airlines: Bury it back, it won't sprout.

Weibo, official of Sanya Phoenix International Airport: Let's fly to Sanya to help the plane thaw.

Tianjin Airport Convenient Flight: Please don't dig our previous flight again. .

The picture below shows what Kennedy Airport looks like after a snowstorm.

I heard that the airport staff rushed to the scene with a shovel and vomited blood at a glance?

At the critical moment, we V5 soldiers can fight and win the battle.

When the heavy snow comes, can you enjoy the romantic snow scene, take selfies, sigh and make friends?

And we were at the airport wondering when this snow-covered plane could take off safely early.

Deicing, next? Deicing, next?

You can wonder where it is more interesting to play when it snows. I definitely won't go where the snow pit is too deep.

I watched the snow scene of our airport alone in the biting cold wind.

Whenever there is a long delay due to bad weather, I know that when you are trapped in the cabin, you can't wait to jump off the plane.

But I want you to know

When you complain about the late flight in a warm cabin.

I am quietly guarding your safety on the cold tarmac.

On the tarmac at MINUS 20 degrees,

I'll take your luggage and goods,

It is my responsibility and responsibility.

I have been busy since I arrived at the airport at 4: 30 in the morning. This is the 20th deicing plane today. My hands are numb, and I'm frozen stiff. I know you are waiting in line for deicing, but deicing and snow removal must be thorough, and you can't handle it. Can you risk your life for your convenience?

It may take a long time for planes to queue up for deicing, but if you want to know about many accidents caused by aircraft icing in the history of civil aviation, you will be very grateful to these civil aviation people who have escorted your life safety.

It is snowing heavily, please give more care to civil aviation people who have been working hard on the apron for a long time, such as mechanics, guards and baggage handlers.

Airport and airline bosses, please feel sorry for the hard-working employees on the tarmac. Try to make them eat and have a good rest after they are busy, even if they just send a bowl of hot ginger soup in the rest area and let them eat a bowl of freshly cooked hot noodle soup at any time, it can warm their hearts. Caring doesn't cost too much if you put your heart into it. The company's performance is good, try to give them a raise. Their hard work is really worth paying more!

Beautiful and kind flight attendants, when the plane stops on the ground, please fill a bottle of warm water, or some hot towels, or pack some hot meals at your convenience to warm your colleagues frozen on the tarmac. They may have been frozen on the tarmac for several hours because of the flight delay, or they may have missed the meal time to ensure the flight was on time. They have paid more sweat to ensure the safety and punctuality of our flights, and they deserve our more respect and care.

Dear friends, you should know that your safe travel in bad weather is inseparable from the hard work of every civil aviation staff. There are many people who are delayed. Please wait patiently in the terminal or on the plane and actively cooperate with the ground service personnel and flight attendants. They will try their best to help you. When you meet the guards under the boarding bridge to check the boarding pass, please smile at them and queue up for boarding quickly. You know, if they close the door one minute earlier, they may rest one minute earlier. When you see the crew waving goodbye to you when the plane is about to taxi, please put your hand out of the porthole and tell them, thank you, you have worked hard?

Friendly reminder to those friends who have to travel by plane in snowy days, but don't persuade them to refund, change their tickets or take the train:

1. If it starts to snow in your place of origin, please pay attention to the airport information at any time and call the official customer service phone of the local airport or the purchased airline to check the flight situation. If you receive some SMS reminders with consumption links from unknown sources, please be sure to check whether they are from airline officials to avoid being deceived.

Please come to the airport more in advance. The airport expressway may be closed due to heavy snow. Please check the road conditions in advance. Traveling in winter, passengers have heavier clothes and will spend more time checking. Don't delay your trip because there are many people waiting in line at the security checkpoint.

3. If you encounter a large-scale flight delay, please don't panic, don't worry, don't do anything illegal on impulse, don't beat and scold any staff, and don't smash any airport or on-board facilities. Please make sure that all the staff are eager to send you away as soon as possible within their power. I'm sorry if it's beyond the staff's ability. There is really nothing we can do. Don't embarrass us every year, okay?

Thirdly, according to the relevant regulations of civil aviation, airlines and airports are not obliged to provide free accommodation for passengers, nor will they compensate them. The related expenses or losses shall be borne by yourself. This rule is basically the same all over the world Don't make fun of it, otherwise it will be deducted, which is not good for the Chinese New Year.

Please believe that every civil aviation person has a sense of responsibility to be loyal to professional ethics and provide safety and service guarantee for every passenger. Please believe us.

No matter how bad the weather is, please remember that safety is always the most important thing.

7. I want to choose the flight, even if I cry, I will fly out.

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