The play about fairy tales, the sketch should act like Cinderella. Sleeping beauty, be funny as soon as possible. Thank you.

Narrator: Long, long ago, there was a kingdom called XX, in which lived a king's family and several servants, but the king and queen had no children ... The queen prayed: God, please give me a child with white skin and red lips ~PS: I want a boy! Narrator: God heard the queen's prayer, so he sent a crow to bring a baby to the queen. Crow came to the stage: fool, fool, fool ... (walk-on came to the stage, leaving a baby behind) The queen shouted in surprise: Anna, come and see, this is a gift from heaven ~ The king came to the stage: God, what a beautiful child, dear, I think he should be called XX ~ The queen objected: No, I think XX is better. The king held out his hand: all right then ~ as usual! The queen and the king guess fists: stones, scissors and cloth! The queen looked at the child with joy: Oh yeah ~ Dear XX, your name will be XX in the future ~ (I am sweating in XX ~) The king announced: In order to celebrate my old age, I will feast all the people in the world. Come on, let's have a three-day and three-night water feast! A finance minister shouted: Your Majesty, we want wages! With a wave of the king's hand, the finance director was dragged down by the soldiers. The king mused: It seems that we should only invite some important people ... Narrator: So the king and queen invited a fairy group called "Thirteen o'clock" to baptize the princess. Fairy 1: I gave the little princess unparalleled beauty like me! Fairy 2: I gave the little princess unparalleled wisdom, just like me! (Narrator: 8+8=? Fairy 2 answered without thinking: 27! Fairy 3: I, I didn't give anything to the little princess, incomparable, mouth and eloquence ... (The narrator came up with a plaster directly) Fairy 4: I gave the little princess a gentle temperament like me, oh alive ~ (three laughs ~) Fairy 5: I gave the little princess a kind heart! Fairy 6: I gave the little princess an upright and brave heart! Cosey came to visit! (or punish evil on behalf of the moon, or you can ~ the key is action! ) (Narrator: Ah, cockroach ~ Fairy 6: Help ~ Run away instantly ~) Fairy 7: I gave the little princess a figure that will never change shape! Fairy 8: I want to give the little princess a nice voice! (The sound of sawing machine legs rings in the background ~) Fairy 9: I gave the little princess endless money! (The king nods: this is still practical ~) Fairy 10: I will bless the little princess to be loved by the people forever! Fairy 1 1: I will give the little princess happiness! Fairy 12: I want to give the little princess our thinking logic of "13 points" combination! Oh, alive ~ (everyone asks: ... Yamada ...) Fairy 13: I want to give a blessing to the little princess ... Narrator: Just when the last fairy wanted to give her a blessing, suddenly there was lightning and thunder, and the world changed (with an unusually heavy tone ~). Unknown person 1 appears: prevent the world from being broken ~ ~ bad (shaking) 1 point yourself: x witch 2 also points yourself: Sakamoto ... 1&; 2 embrace together: we are the X group that shuttles through xyz! ! 1 Reach out and look forward to: black hole, black tomorrow is waiting for us! Crow walk-on: That's it! Fool ~ fool ~ narrator panic: something bad happened and an evil witch appeared! Witch: I was not invited to such a big party, the most handsome and charming witch in the universe? ! Kim: because you always move, so ... the witch waved her hand and said, it's no use defending! Since everyone gave the little princess a present, I'll give her one ~ (Dangdang ~ drumming with the waiter ~) The little princess really lives carefree, but on her 16 birthday, she will choke to death on a banana. Wow, hahahaha ~ ~ choked to death ~ ~ Narrator: Stop, stop, shouldn't she be stabbed to death by a spinning wheel? Witch: Do you have a spinning wheel at home? Narrator: Nothing! Witch: What age is it? Let's change the mode ~ Narrator: But ... Witch (threat): When I say choke, I mean choke. If you talk nonsense again, I will bite you to death ~ Narrator: So, the poor princess was cursed by the hateful witch! Witch in high spirits: You are the wind, I am the sand, haunting the world ... (Quit ~) What the king and queen are worried about is: What should we do? My poor child is cursed ... Fairy 13: Please don't worry, my blessing hasn't been sent yet. King: Then why don't you send it? Fairy 13 is shy: because my hotline is busy here ~ Queen: Please ask the fairy to lift the witch's curse quickly ~ Fairy 13: All right ~ My blessing is that the little princess will choke to death on a banana on 16' s birthday, but will not die, but will sleep until a prince who really loves her appears and kisses her, and then the little princess will wake up. King: Why not lift the witch's curse at once? Fairy 13 fingers clasped: because of romance ~ everyone stepped on it: hitting you with a sadistic tendency ... Narrator: Please ignore the violent scene automatically. Time flies. In a blink of an eye, Princess 16 years old. She is really beautiful and kind, and she is a model of a good wife and mother at home ~ The princess jumped up on the stage: I'm a girl, a beautiful girl ~ Try it for me ~ ~ Witch: Give me the money and I'll give it to you! Or don't talk! Princess: What? Can't you see I'm so poor ~? You see your skin is so white and red ~ your figure is so good ~ your hands are so slender ~ your hair is so black ~ send it to me ~ ok? Witch: ... Princess: You are the best ~ ~ Witch (cruel): ... OK! (Narrator: ... really unconvincing ...) (Later, the princess kicked her out) Princess: Hehe ~ ~ Simple mind is simple after all ~ too easy to get ~ ~ Narrator: ... The princess took a bite of a banana, just then ... Witch's entourage: catching mice ~ ~ ~ ~ Narrator: After a scream, it was over. From then on, day and night changed, alternating, exhausted the sun father-in-law and the moon mother-in-law ~ Time passed, the stars flowed ~ Flowers blossomed and fell on the princess side ~ The grass grew and the warbler flew ~ Hundreds of years passed ~ This place became a big garden ~ Crow: hundreds of years! Fool ~! Fool ~! Narrator: Hundreds of years later, in a country, there lived a very luxurious palace, in which lived a prince ~ Attendant: Your Highness ~ I found the princess you asked me to find ~ It is said that she is still asleep, and whoever can wake her up will marry her ~ Prince: Prepare the carriage! Start immediately tomorrow morning! Attendant: OK! Narrator: The next day, the prince set out. He finally came to the castle, and for some reason, everyone in the castle fell asleep. The prince walked and walked into a garden. He saw a very beautiful man lying among the flowers. Prince: This must be the princess ... Hehe ... It's really as beautiful as the legend! Narrator: The prince kissed the princess. Children under eighteen should not avoid the scene. At this time, the princess slowly opened her eyes and woke up. Slapped the prince. Prince: ... why did you hit me! My mother didn't want to hit me since she was a child in Dalian! Princess: Say I look like your mother? (Two slaps again) You pervert, shameless! Prince: I am the one who saved your life! How can you thank me? Princess: What do you want? Prince: Of course it's me! Narrator: From then on, because of the blessing of a fairy, the prince and princess lived happily together. Crow: that's it ~! It's over ~! Fool ~! Fool ~!