A joke that can make her husband happy and wise.

1. A gecko got lost in front of a securities company when a crocodile just climbed up to eat it. In desperation, the little gecko hugged the crocodile's leg and shouted, "Mom!" " Crocodile is stupefied, immediately burst into tears: "Son, you've just been trading stocks for half a month and you're so thin?" ! "

After working in the company, several computers get together to fight the landlord, and the water dispenser also plays. He loses every time, but he still insists on taking part every day. The sofa didn't understand, so she asked the chair, "The water dispenser is lost every day. Why are you still playing so hard? " ? The chairman said, "Are you out of your mind to ask such a question?

There are five eggs in the refrigerator. The first said to the second: Hey ~ Look ~ The fifth egg has Mao Mao ~ ~ It's terrible ~! The second said to the third: Hey ~ Look ~ The fifth egg has Mao Mao ~ ~ It's terrible, it's terrible ~! The third said to the fourth: Hey ~ Look ~ The fifth egg has Mao Mao ... The fifth egg heard it: get out ~! Lao zi is kiwi fruit ~! ! !

8. A man passed by a wheat field and found a cow without horns. He asked the farmer, "Why doesn't this cow have horns?" The farmer said, "Cows have no horns for many reasons. Some are hereditary, some are sick and fall off, and some are lost because of long horns with other cows. This cow has no horns, that's because it is a donkey. "

9. A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp. Magic lamp: "I can only realize your one wish." Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. " Man: "I want a wife ..." The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then disdained to say: "I am starving and covet beauty! Pathetic! " Then he disappeared. Man: "... cake."

4~ a leader gives a report: now that men and women are equal, lesbians stand up ... all lesbians present stand up and wait for instructions. The leader turned a page and read: Yes.

The reporter interviewed an official of the Bureau of Statistics: "There are rumors in the society that you can't read numbers. What do you think of this? " The official shrugged his shoulders, held out three fingers and said, "Give them five words-nonsense!"

5~ A woman took her dog to get a haircut. When she was told that she wanted $40, she was shocked: I only need $9 for a haircut! The barber immediately hit back: that's because you don't bite!

~2, a biology professor often sees two turtles by the river, shrinking and motionless. One day, the professor couldn't help but be curious and asked an old farmer: What are these two turtles doing? The old farmer said: They are in PK. The professor asked inexplicably: I didn't move P what K? The old farmer said: Who do they live longer than? The professor said: But the one with Oracle Bone Inscriptions on its shell is long dead. At this moment, another tortoise suddenly poked its head out and scolded: Damn, you don't say anything when you are dead!