What is the most wonderful news you have seen so far?

I remember watching a news, it seems to be Guangdong! Several people spent hundreds of thousands together to make hundreds of thousands of counterfeit money. Another one seems to be a man who was dissatisfied with the wanted photos of the police, thought he was too ugly, released the last selfie and was finally arrested by the police.

There is no good news, but every item is good news.

1. "Officer, help me check, am I a fugitive?" When the police check, hey! That's true.

Second, the thief broke into the house, took off his shoes and feet, and the owner was caught (ps: the owner thought my toilet was bombed)

A man, seeing many hotels open late at night, had the idea of burglary, but he took off his shoes because he was afraid of wearing them, and kept waking the thieves, but he was helpless. That man's feet stink, which directly woke up the shopkeeper.

Third, my daughter heard that her mother was beaten and cried twice at the door of ICU. When she came home, she found her mother watching TV.

Fourth, Lao Lai pretended to be sick and fainted, and was awakened by the judge's cold joke. Psalm Lao Lai: Judge, have you ever been to Deyun Society before?

The owner of a food company in Chongqing, whose factory lease expired and refused to move, was summoned to the executive board to decide to take judicial enforcement measures against him. Unexpectedly, he suddenly shook himself and fainted in front of everyone. After the doctor checked, he found nothing unusual and judged that he was pretending to be dizzy, so the police present told the doctor a joke. "Lao Lai" couldn't help but let out a muffled smile and miraculously woke up.

5. The child reminded me that I sent it to the wrong kindergarten. Uncle: I don't want to play truant. Go in.

Ps: Forget it, don't play games with me, that's all I have left.

Sixth, the woman was arrested for running a casino, lost 30 pounds in prison, and sent a banner to the police after she was released from prison.

Ps: W: I knew I could lose weight when I came in. (The owner of a chess room in Jiaxing, Zhejiang Province was arrested for opening a casino and was sentenced to 6 months by the court. The woman successfully lost more than 30 kilograms in prison and her blood pressure was normal. After she was released from prison, the woman immediately sent a banner to the police who arrested her. At present, the woman has transferred the chess room! )

The world is full of miracles, wonderful things and wonderful people almost every day. There are several wonderful news that impressed me the most, some are amazing, some are wonderful and some are embarrassing. Tell it to everyone and win a smile.

1, three people in Guangdong risked their lives to make counterfeit money, and as a result, they spent 200,000 RMB to make170,000 counterfeit money.

2. A man in Ziyang, Shaanxi spent 200,000 yuan to decorate his new house, but it turned out to be someone else's house.

3. A wonderful couple in Zhejiang won the 5 million grand prize in the "fantasy", and as a result, they fought because of uneven distribution, and both sides lost.

4. A woman 13 failed her driving test, and the driving school gave her a full refund and invited her to dinner.

5. Innocent woman 1 cheated every year 1 18 times. The liar sighed excitedly: besides my mother, she is the best person to me.

5. The Japanese woman farted in the middle of the operation and was ignited by the laser, which caused the operating room to catch fire.

6. The teacher was sentenced to "1 year" in the first instance, but refused to accept the appeal, and was sentenced to "12 years" in the second instance.

7. A man stole drinks worth 50,000 yuan from the warehouse, emptied all the drinks in the bottle overnight and sold the empty bottle for more than 200 yuan.

2065438+In August 2008, only one person completed the British Marathon, and the second runner took the wrong route with 5000 people.

9. After the man killed the snake, he posted a photo and asked the netizen, "What kind of snake is this?" The policeman was very dedicated and went to the door to control it and told him, "This is the king cobra."

10, the bucket of the whole family is not enough for the whole family to eat. Women in new york claimed1.40 billion from KFC, and KFC said that "the bucket of the whole family is the chicken of the whole family".

There is a young prisoner in America who is a foodie. Because he had a prison meal, he really had a prison meal! The reason why he went to prison was that he robbed a jewelry store, and his family had no money to bail him out, so he stayed in prison for a while. In prison, he really can't change his eating habits. Besides eating, he also likes to eat some small parts, unscrew the screws and take them out of the hospital. I've eaten thumbtacks, tin, and all the little things! American prisons spent millions of dollars to treat him, but later they were locked up in a hospital, which was even worse! The young man took the medical equipment from the hospital and ate it! Even the prison people can't do anything about him this time.

A pair of middle-aged men and women who didn't know each other had an argument over playing mahjong.

So call the police.

Under the mediation of the police, the two had a good impression on each other and met each other. In the end, the two held hands and both went home.

The most wonderful thing is that they got married in June 2065438+2009. .....

Can you do it? So you can find someone to play mahjong?

It's strange here, too Is this fate? No fighting, no strangers?

Qq saw a man in the shop and heard a movement in front of his father's grave. When he opened it, he found three people playing mahjong.

1. There is a news about the marathon, saying that only one person has finished the whole race, because the second place is four or five thousand people behind. I smiled maliciously at the news.

A woman committed suicide by jumping into the river. After jumping into the river, she felt that the river was too smelly and climbed up again.

There are two skulls in Cao Cao's tomb. Experts say that one is Cao Cao's and the other is Cao Cao's childhood.

The guy from Heilongjiang rode home from Rizhao, Shandong Province, and after riding for a month, he found that the direction was reversed.

5. A man was detained for spreading rumors about himself 15 days, detained 15 days.

7. A man reported to the police that the construction site near him was too noisy, which caused his chickens to stop laying eggs. When the police arrived at the scene, they found that the man had all cocks. It was broadcast on Anhui TV's Daily News two years ago. I was just laughing on the sofa.

I hope you can adopt them. Are real examples.

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