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I hate a male classmate because he is always making trouble and writing 1 composition.
Jun Jun Ze is very tall, a head taller than me, very strong, round face, a pair of big eyes and full of vitality.
He is very naughty, always making trouble in our activities because of his tall figure, and often rampaging among us, making us stagger and grin with anger, but he just can't help it. Once, I was having fun with some friends when Jun Jun Ze rushed in. He bumped into me and patted me on the head. I was very angry and shouted at him, "Are you bored?" ? "He continued to be unreasonable. I was so angry that I reached out and punched him. He immediately stopped and glared. I suddenly felt as if a bucket of cold water had poured down from my head. In front of his tall figure, I was so tall and short. I was already nervous before he spoke. Heroes don't suffer immediate losses. I ran away before he could speak. But from then on, I hated this guy and always stayed away from him.
However, the last basketball game in our school completely changed my opinion of him. I found that Jun Jun Ze's strength is not used to bully people, but he is actually a person who loves the group very much. He won honor for our class with his own strength, which greatly increased the prestige of our class.
That day, our class competed with Class 3. Class Three is the best basketball class in our grade. We all sweat for the athletes on the field. Who knows that on the basketball court, Jun Jun Ze showed his skill and the score was tightly bitten by Class Three. The game is coming to an end, and the players in the next three classes are very anxious. Three players came to defend our Junze, who was exhausted and sweaty. We are also like ants on hot bricks, shouting at the side until we are hoarse. Seeing that the game was coming to an end, Pei Junze turned around, cleverly avoided the opponent's pursuit, made a quick layup, and threw the basketball firmly into the basket before the whistle sounded. The audience burst into thunderous applause. It was these beautiful two points that made our class win the grade championship. We cheered, and I saw each other's players stunned, depressed, and some even cried. My heart is even more proud. I didn't expect this annoying gentleman to make a great contribution to us, otherwise we would all cry now.
Now every time after class, I will stand on the railing in front of the classroom and look out at the playground, because there is a tall figure jumping and throwing. You must know who he is. He's the one we hate and love-Jun Jun Ze.
Chapter 2: My classmates.
I have a classmate. He is not tall, with bright eyes and regular features. He is my good friend Zhang.
Zhang is very naughty. On one occasion, in Mr. Liu's evening self-study, he whispered to several students sitting at the back. At that time, our class was competing with Class 5 (4). Teacher Liu saw it and said to him, "Class 5 (3) has empty talk. I will deduct one point. " Hearing this, he was anxious and wanted to explain to Mr. Liu, who asked him to beg for mercy. He thought about it, folded his hands and showed a sad expression on his face. He screamed at Teacher Liu like a little girl: "Teacher Liu, I will never talk empty words again. Please give me a break! " His expression was like a voice, which made the whole class laugh, even the serious teacher Liu couldn't help laughing.
On another occasion, Zhang He and other friends were looking for something to play on the ground. Suddenly, while I was doing my homework, he found a piece of paper and came to me. I was too absorbed to find him hiding behind me. Seeing that I was unprepared, he tore open my collar and stuffed the paper into my clothes. At that time, I only felt that someone had pulled my collar open and my back was itchy. I fumbled in my clothes with my hand and finally pulled out a piece of paper. I turned around and found him smiling behind me with malicious intent. I suddenly understood what was going on. "Ah Zhang!" I shouted and rushed to him, but he blew under my feet like a gust of wind and suddenly disappeared, so I had to give up.
Every time he goes to physical education class, he is extremely excited. These days, the PE teacher is teaching us to do new broadcast gymnastics, but he is chatting with Ying Qiyang with relish. "The teacher is here." I whispered to remind them that they didn't know what to do because of chatting, and we were there at that time.
He quickly imitated kicking. After a while, the teacher left, and he chatted with Ying Qiyang again. Maybe he's too involved When he came to his senses, the teacher was in front of him. He didn't have time to imitate us, but he started playing again. At that time, we were doing stretching exercises, and the teacher saw him still kicking. He laughed and pulled him out for criticism, although he looked sad when he was criticized. As soon as the teacher said "dismissed", he jumped up and down again, with springs under his feet, and his expression returned to his former playfulness. He played football with us on the court, and his laughter filled the court. His face is like a day in June-it changes when you say it!
After listening to my introduction, you must think that my friend Zhang is a person who only cares about playing and ignores learning. To tell the truth, on the contrary, he is a good student with excellent academic performance, and he is exempt from the math exam.
This is my friend Zhang, a sunny, lively, intelligent and cheerful boy.
Chapter 3: My classmate-Jiang Yi.
Do you know who is the most naughty in our class? I don't know, he is Jiang Yi from our class!
Jiang Yi's height is about 150 cm. He has a lovely big face. Everyone says that Jiang Yi's brain is very useful. Jiang Yi thinks, "Everyone's head is the same. How can my head be useful and everyone's head is useless? " The more he thinks about it, the more confused he becomes.
Jiang Yi kept asking: "Why is my head useful and everyone's head useless?"
Everyone said, "Because your head can keep out the rain!" "
Jiang Yi said in confusion, "Why can my head keep out the rain?"
I said, "Because there is a saying,' Big head, big head, don't worry about rain. People have umbrellas and I have big heads.' "
"That's true, but it can't stop the rain!" Jiang Yi touched his big head and said in confusion.
"Can't keep out the rain, but it can also make you look better and more handsome!" Teacher Zhou said.
Jiang Yi has big watery eyes and a big nose. His mouth can talk. Some people say that his mouth can't even talk to a hundred adults. He can tell many jokes and make everyone laugh.
Jiang Yi also has a pair of big ears, which I think is very familiar. By the way, I remember. It turns out that Jiang Yi is a "pig eight quit" ear!
Jiang Yi likes to wear sportswear best, which is very energetic.
This is Jiang Yi, a classmate of our class. He is very naughty!
Do you know who is the most naughty in our class? I don't know, he is Jiang Yi from our class!
Jiang Yi's height is about 150 cm. He has a lovely big face. Everyone says that Jiang Yi's brain is very useful. Jiang Yi thinks, "Everyone's head is the same. How can my head be useful and everyone's head is useless? " The more he thinks about it, the more confused he becomes.
Jiang Yi kept asking: "Why is my head useful and everyone's head useless?"
Everyone said, "Because your head can keep out the rain!" "
Jiang Yi said in confusion, "Why can my head keep out the rain?"
I said, "Because there is a saying,' Big head, big head, don't worry about rain. People have umbrellas and I have big heads.' "
"That's true, but in fact it can't stop the rain!" Jiang Yi touched his big head and said in confusion.
"Can't keep out the rain, but it can also make you look better and more handsome!" Teacher Zhou said.
Jiang Yi has big watery eyes and a big nose. His mouth can talk. Some people say that his mouth can't even talk to a hundred adults. He can tell many jokes and make everyone laugh.
Jiang Yi also has a pair of big ears, which I think is very familiar. By the way, I remember. It turns out that Jiang Yi is a "pig eight quit" ear!
Jiang Yi likes to wear sportswear best, which is very energetic.
This is Jiang Yi, a classmate of our class. He is very naughty!
Chapter four: My classmates.
I have a good friend who is also the best student in our class, but she just has a big temper. Let me introduce you!
She is the first in our class in every exam, and she usually studies better. Her handwriting is the best, but such a good classmate has a big temper and likes to yell at boys. Boys always say, "Xuchang has four tricks, one of which is the roar of lions!" " Xuchang was even more angry. She will immediately quarrel with the boy who told her about her, or even fight.
She is such a classmate, but she just studies well. Not to mention at school, and it is the same in our English class. That was when she first came to our English class, just in time for our review (we took the exam after learning four modules). She went on to take several classes and took the exam, but guess what? She actually won the first place in the exam. Leave the students who are the first in the exam far behind.
He writes well, too I don't think she holds the pen in the same way as others. I learn from her writing style, but I still can't write well. She wrote a "sound" like this, but it changed when I wrote it. I really admire her!
My mother often says to me, "Look at Xuchang. After reading something, you can remember it. What about you? Read it twice, but I can't remember it three times! " I really admire her! I also want to have a brain and hands with her good handwriting. But I don't want to have her big temper and loud voice, but I have these!
I have a good friend who is also the best student in our class, but she just has a big temper. Let me introduce you!
She is the first in our class in every exam, and she usually studies better. Her handwriting is the best, but such a good classmate has a big temper and likes to yell at boys. Boys always say, "Xuchang has four tricks, one of which is the roar of lions!" " Xuchang was even more angry. She will immediately quarrel with the boy who told her about her, or even fight.
She is such a classmate, but she just studies well. Not to mention at school, and it is the same in our English class. That was when she first came to our English class, just in time for our review (we took the exam after learning four modules). She went on to take several classes and took the exam, but guess what? She actually won the first place in the exam. Leave the students who are the first in the exam far behind.
He writes well, too I don't think she holds the pen in the same way as others. I learn from her writing style, but I still can't write well. She wrote a "sound" like this, but it changed when I wrote it. I really admire her!
My mother often says to me, "Look at Xuchang. After reading something, you can remember it. What about you? Read it twice, but I can't remember it three times! " I really admire her! I also want to have a brain and hands with her good handwriting. But I don't want to have her big temper and loud voice, but I have these!
Chapter 5: My classmate-Xiaoyu.
Xiaoyu, she is studying in my next class. Although we are separated by a wall, we are not familiar with each other. In a grade lecture, her amazing family background gave us a great shock and left a deep impression on me.
Her father abandoned her mother because she was a mental patient. So her mother got a mental illness and couldn't be cured, so she lived in a mental hospital and temporarily stayed at her aunt's house. When my mother is slightly ill, she can sometimes go home. Although her mother is mentally ill, her maternal love for Zhao Yu is unique.
Xiaoyu once had a high fever, 38 degrees Celsius, and suddenly fainted. When she woke up, she found herself lying in a hospital bed. Besides my aunt's cordial greetings, there seems to be a vague shadow pacing anxiously. She looked at the shadow hard, it was her mother! It's her psychotic mom! That time, she cried. ......
After reading this, we should still remember the song "Only the mother is good in the world", and we should also be able to imagine a mental patient clearly aware that his daughter is ill and her daughter is the pillar of her life. What a great mother!
We shouldn't sympathize with or make fun of her having such a mother. We should help her in her study and life. And sincerely congratulate her, congratulate her on having the greatest love in the world-maternal love like us!
Xiaoyu, she is studying in my next class. Although we are separated by a wall, we are not familiar with each other. In a grade lecture, her amazing family background gave us a great shock and left a deep impression on me.
Her father abandoned her mother because she was a mental patient. So her mother got a mental illness and couldn't be cured, so she lived in a mental hospital and temporarily stayed at her aunt's house. When my mother is slightly ill, she can sometimes go home. Although her mother is mentally ill, her maternal love for Zhao Yu is unique.
Xiaoyu once had a high fever, 38 degrees Celsius, and suddenly fainted. When she woke up, she found herself lying in a hospital bed. Besides my aunt's cordial greetings, there seems to be a vague shadow pacing anxiously. She looked at the shadow hard, it was her mother! It's her psychotic mom! That time, she cried. ......
After reading this, we should still remember the song "Only the mother is good in the world", and we should also be able to imagine a mental patient clearly aware that his daughter is ill and her daughter is the pillar of her life. What a great mother!
We shouldn't sympathize with or make fun of her having such a mother. We should help her in her study and life. And sincerely congratulate her, congratulate her on having the greatest love in the world-maternal love like us!
Article 6: My classmates
I have a good friend, a good classmate and a little teacher.
She is a head shorter than her peers, but she never feels inferior about it. She has short hair, heavy eyebrows and big eyes, thick lips that talk all day, and special eyes. With a chubby face, she managed to form DD's English class representative.
say
Said to be her strong point, I also became her "loyal audience". Every day when I come home from school, she and I always have endless topics. From astronomy to geography, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, north and south, are all topics of interest to us. When we are happy, we will tell each other and let our classmates feel their happiness. When we are sad, we will share it with each other to make each other less painful. She can not only talk about topics outside the class, but also make them clear in class. In English morning reading, her figure always appears on the podium, leading us into the sea of knowledge with fluent English. She also likes English very much. We often get together when we have nothing to do. Sometimes we play games, sometimes we go to the kitchen, and sometimes we go for a walk in the street. Perhaps there will be good prospects for investment in Baise, or Baise is also a tourist attraction, and there are more and more "foreigners" on the street this year. Whenever I see a foreigner, she always walks up to talk about it. I admire her courage.
eat
Eating is her hobby, even I am influenced by her. Whenever a new product comes out somewhere, we are loyal "repeat customers" as long as it is delicious. Therefore, she knows a little about eating. I remember it was a Sunday, and she and I went out shopping with great interest. Although she knows that she doesn't have much RMB in her pocket, she can't stand the temptation of delicious food. I watched it for a long time, but I couldn't bear to be greedy, so I joined her. I will help her know what food advice she has, and she will tell me a lot about the taste, shape and color of food, which will make my mouth water. I can't wait to eat delicacies to satisfy my hunger.
study
"Everybody be quiet, take out your English textbooks and lie down!" Listen, this must be her routine. In English class, she turned on a silvery voice and read the text aloud. After English class, she picked up a magic pen and silently wrote exercises. It's her dedication and her efforts. Her grades are always among the best in every big exam and quiz, and teachers and classmates are full of praise for her English level. In her spare time, she is always surrounded by endless English questions, but she patiently tells me the answers to the questions, so seriously and meticulously.
When we are happy, she is my good partner. She is my good classmate when we are listening attentively; She became my little teacher when I was trapped by English problems. Oh, by the way, I haven't told you her name! She is the famous representative of English class in our class-Zhang Ming.
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