What are the funny and bizarre things in receiving the police?

My daughter-in-law is on duty for others One night in the middle of the night, a middle-aged woman called,' Hello, is this 1 10?' Answer, yes, what can I do for you? Call the police. Well, I went to the supermarket to buy things and lost my mobile phone. I want to buy my original number back, but my ID card has expired and the mobile company won't handle it. I want you to go to the mobile company to brush your face and get me a card. The police officer said: "You can go to the mobile company to get a card, which is not within the scope of'110'. If you call the police, we can call the police immediately. ".I don't call the police, I just want you to go to the mobile company to brush your face and get a card. No matter how you explain it, the other party just doesn't understand. Finally, I made the other person angry.

My sister-in-law's brother is a calling card policeman of the police station. I once chatted with them and said that it was strange to call the police at 1 10. Some people forget to bring their keys when they go out to take out the garbage, and their cats can't get up from the trees. Some drunks stayed in the supermarket, and the complaints of upstairs neighbors skipping rope at home were interrupted. Some netizens found that they were cheated when they met ... 10 One night after that, they received an alarm from 1 10, and an old woman cried and shouted that her old man was going to kill someone. They rushed over to find out, but it was an old couple quarreling, and the old woman called the police in a rage. How can there be domestic violence? Neighbors came to testify: I often heard the old woman scold the old man, but the old man was used to it and didn't say anything. May be the night was scolded, a few words down, the old woman was angry. She not only called several children, but also called 1 10, which made my sister-in-law's brother and colleagues laugh and cry.

It is said that an old lady in the south called 1 10 as soon as she went out, telling the police that she could not find her home. Over time, the police became familiar, so the police asked her, why do you always get lost and always let us take you home? The old lady said, I think it is convenient and cheap for you to send one.

A 70-year-old grandmother, while I was on duty, went to the public security bureau to petition. The reason for petitioning is that the bank lost her 6000 yuan deposit.

The interests of the masses are no small matter. We didn't know the whole story until we organized the police to investigate in the bank.

Grandma has a passbook with 6000 yuan in it. It's okay, grandma just takes out the passbook, rubs it, confirms it, puts it away, and so on. Suddenly one day, grandma forgot where she put her passbook, so she was anxious to report the loss in the bank with her ID card, and the 6000 yuan in the passbook was transferred to the new passbook.

Occasionally, one day, grandma rummaged through the closet at home, and her passbook for reporting the loss appeared again. Grandma opened it and looked at it, yeah! There are still 6000 yuan in this passbook. When you pick up your passbook and rush to the bank, you have to take it away. Bank tellers check the running water, know what happened, and give grandma a patient and meticulous explanation. Grandma didn't listen at all and stubbornly thought that the bank had lost her 6000 yuan.

During the whole week I was on duty, grandma came to petition every day and explained it to her every day, but she never understood. [Cover your face] [Cover your face] [Cover your face] [Cover your face] [Cover your face]

Don't say, I really met a very funny and embarrassing thing.

I have been engaged in comprehensive management in the village for many years. Because I am familiar with the village, my office is nearly 20 kilometers away from my village. Most young film police and officers will contact me to go to the scene with the police when something happens in my village.

In the past, the police in the prison would only come forward in the case of theft and fighting, and ordinary quarrels and ordinary contradictions and disputes would not be dispatched.

The situation now is very different from before. As long as the villagers call the police at 1 10, there will definitely be a scene in the village. In recent years, some public security and disputes in our village have often been reported directly by villagers. There are not many people in the village and they are very busy.

I remember last summer 10, a villager reported to the police that a schizophrenic in the village had a seizure while working in a car wash shop and stood motionless in front of a car. The owner of the car wash shop told her not to let people near and not to leave. The owner of the car wash shop said that her customer might have been angry and sulked when washing the car, and told her family to persuade her to go home, but she was indifferent, so she called 165438.

After receiving the police, the police in the office contacted me and rushed to the scene. It's not easy to tell her a lot of reasons and scare her. Although the woman was too strong to get close, she finally decided to drag her away from the scene. Unexpectedly, she took off her clothes when she wanted to drag them.

Fortunately, her family was on the scene, but the scene was really embarrassing, and the people in the office didn't know how to start at once. For the first time, I encountered a problem that the research institute could not solve.

I came out from the car wash shop to ask for help from the riot brigade. Members of the riot squad brought forks and shields and finally took the mentally ill person away from the scene without hurting her.

In the car, I contacted the staff of a mental hospital and drove the patient to a mental hospital 30 kilometers away overnight for hospitalization order, which finally brought the incident to a happy ending.

In today's humanized and civilized law enforcement, it is really difficult to encounter this problem.

What are the funny and bizarre things in receiving the police? I am an ordinary worker. Tell me about the funny, irritating and helpless police I have seen.

The establishment of 1 10 alarm telephone has greatly facilitated the people, protected their interests and physical and mental safety, and deterred illegal and criminal activities. That's really commendable. However, everything has two sides, and 1 10 also facilitates those bored people to use police resources at will!

We are in the grain and oil area of the farmers' market, and every household in the grain and oil area has its own stevedores. But sometimes too busy, it is also used to help those workers waiting for work in the market. As long as the stevedores have the strength and are willing to contribute, most of them are idle laborers from rural areas, who go home to work during busy farming hours and earn some pocket money by loading and unloading in the market during slack farming hours. People are very simple and have nothing. However, a relocated household in a suburban county is also loading and unloading in the market. People are a bit ridiculous, and everyone calls him CSI. Sometimes people who work for others, or people who deal with the market, call 1 10 when they say anything loud or harsh. Whether in the early morning or at night, they will still come 1 10. They came, saw nothing, criticized and educated, and went back. 1 10 is just like his home, even his home is not so convenient! CSI called 1 10 for various reasons, ranging from quarreling with people to a pile of shit, which attracted 1 10. That day, the child of a merchant in the market took a puppy to the market. It happened that the puppy was very affectionate with CSI. Csi went, and the puppy followed. It's a pity that the puppy drove Barbara to someone else's door. The family said a word of congratulations. Look at you taking a dog to shit here. Csi suddenly feel great injustice. As he walked, he took out his mobile phone and dialed 1 10. With such a pile of shit, 1 10 came. Therefore, CSI is really a "cow" in the market. When CSI was happy, a colleague or the owner of a grain and oil store advised CSI not to call 1 10, saying that he 1 10 had something serious, but you called 1 10 for a trivial matter, but you missed/kloc- Csi was also persuaded and agreed. However, as soon as he meets something that makes him unhappy, the voltage of 220 volts rises to 380 volts, and it may be higher. Call 1 10 at once, and no one will listen. Csi is such a person who makes you angry, helpless and poor. Csi is also dedicated. Every day is the same as going to work. He comes on time and leaves on time. With such an old greeting, 1 10 can't help it.

The people's police are humble for the people and protected by the people's police. Socialism is good!

2. Accompany a friend to take art photos of the baby and take a lot of photos. None of my friends are satisfied, which makes the photographer very embarrassed. I pulled the master aside and whispered, "Master, I'm sorry! Because the baby is not quite like dad, so dad has some emotions! " The master listened to my words and said sympathetically, "I see! However, are you too bold? Aren't you afraid of being recognized? " I was surprised: "No? You can also see that the baby is by my side? "

Remember to go to my father-in-law's house to help clean up the dishes and chopsticks after lunch for the first time. My father-in-law came up to me slowly with a toothpick in his mouth and said, boy, you have to do housework when you go home for the first time, and you won't be exhausted in the future. There is no commitment at all. Go, put on your coat and fight with me. ...

I drank some wine last night and remembered my ex-boyfriend. I sent him a message: "I really want to hug you, if only you could be by my side now!" " Then I fell asleep. The next day, I turned on my mobile phone and saw a message from my boss: "Tonight my wife and I said we would play mahjong and have dinner together after work!" Let me have a closer look, alas! Last night's information was sent to the boss! Now I'm thinking, do you want to have dinner tonight?

I have a bad habit of drinking recently. If you drink too much, your pants are always wet after waking up. My daughter-in-law always advises me: "Stop it, what a shame!" Let me also think about it. It's embarrassing to pee your pants at this age. So, I began to give up drinking intermittently. I didn't care about the class reunion yesterday. I drank a little too much, staggered home and bumped into a small bed in the back room. Different from the past, this time, I felt dizzy and couldn't sleep. I just lay quietly with my eyes closed. After a while, I felt someone enter the room, so I was too lazy to open my eyes. After a while, I felt something was wrong and suddenly opened my eyes. Then, I saw my daughter-in-law holding the baby's small bottle and carefully splashing water on my pants. ...

6. Two days ago, my sister went back to her mother's house with a straight face and said that she had quarreled with her brother-in-law and moved her hand. Sure enough, not long after, my brother-in-law apologized and begged on the phone and on WeChat. My sister is unmoved. Seeing that a week passed, my brother-in-law called to beg me to do my work, hoping that my sister would go back soon. I said you were stupid. Just pick it up yourself. Brother-in-law sighed: "I want to come, too!" Can I come alone in a wheelchair? "

7. Xiaoming: Master, I was with a goddess last night, and then I stuffed her with a mahjong card of 80,000. Did I do the right thing? The master was silent and pushed Xiao Ming out of the door. Xiao Ming: Master, do you want me to apologize to her? Host: I'm sorry. Look behind you. I've been chased. What if they hit me if I don't push you out?

8. My younger brother became a monk after being dumped by his ex-girlfriend. He came down the mountain to be a guest today. My mother was very happy and asked me to buy a watermelon to amuse my brother. At the fruit stand on the street, I said to my boss, boss, I don't want watermelon if it's not sweet. Please help me choose! The boss immediately chose one, cut, not sweet! Finally, I cut eight watermelons in a row, none of which are sweet! Fortunately, I practiced sprinting, and the boss's last knife was in the wrong direction!

9. A rich farmer wants to buy a car. He went to the car showroom to have a look. A very beautiful lady stood beside each car and numbered it. He chose the most beautiful Miss No.8, and he thought: It doesn't matter whether the car is good or not. If it is broken, you can buy it again. This beautiful woman bought a lifetime thing. ...

10. When I came back to take the bus, an aunt got on the bus trembling. I helped her to my seat and was about to sit down. A young woman quickly grabbed the seat. I restrained myself and said, "madam, this is my seat for my aunt." The woman winked and said vaguely, "If you treat me as your daughter-in-law, you won't care so much." I immediately glared at her and shouted, "Get up!" Looking at her surprised expression, I sneered and said, "This is what my wife and I care about."

1 1. My father-in-law sold more than 8 million vases that have been treasured for many years, and since then he has lived a leisurely life and often goes fishing by the river. Once my father-in-law took his son fishing and saw some fish swimming against the current. The son said, "The fish is so stupid. Swimming against the current is so hard!" " "Grandfather:" They are enjoying the struggle. "My son:" Isn't it more enjoyable to go with the flow? Father-in-law: "Look at that yellow leaf. Only the dead can go with the flow and enjoy real happiness! " "Then my father-in-law fished up the fish and stewed it at home.

12. The first time I went to my boyfriend's house, his parents arranged a table of dishes and called my brother and sister-in-law back, which was very formal. After dinner, he accompanied me shopping. I asked him, "What did your family say about me?" He said, "They all say you are very kind, gentle, meticulous, considerate and polite ..." I was flattered and asked, "They didn't say I was ugly, did they?" "Why, my mother said it would be nice to get used to it!"

13. I am 22 and a half years old this year. I have been working for two months and haven't met anyone yet. I'm really anxious. I think there are fewer girls in the company and I want to quit. When the female boss learned about it, she said not to go. She wants to introduce me to someone. On the blind date, the female boss also went, and she arranged dinner. At dinner, the blind date girl said, "I don't like fools!" " "I was very angry. If the female boss hadn't stopped me, I would have beaten her into a fool. On the way home, the female boss suddenly said, "To tell the truth, you are really a little stupid. You don't know how to cherish the people in front of you! " "I said stop the car, and then I took the female boss's hand:" If you like me, it's not that I can't accept it. The key is can you really get a divorce? " Female boss: You should be beautiful!

What are the funny and bizarre things in receiving the police? As an ordinary person, I really witnessed the whole process from receiving the police, going out and dealing with it on the spot. That's a feeling of helplessness and irony! In my childhood memory, the "police" definitely exists in the image of "justice, strength and seriousness", and "1 10" is a phone call I thought I could make only when my life was at stake. It was not until I set foot on the society and saw all kinds of wonderful alarm operations that I found myself so helpless and ironic as a "policeman"!

During the period of 18, I was engaged in midnight snack business in a commercial street in Shanghai. Joint patrol police often come to the store for dinner. After a long time, they will get familiar with it. Once in the middle of eating in my shop, someone in the shop not far from me was unconscious, so I jokingly said to them, "It's so lively across the street, just go and have a look." They replied, "people nowadays will go crazy and get bored after drinking a little wine." It is annoying to slap him in the face. After about ten minutes, the walkie-talkie rang, saying that someone was making trouble in our commercial street, and asked the nearby patrolman to go and have a look at it immediately. They replied that they would be there soon, put down their chopsticks and walked straight over. I thought there was a good show, so I followed it.

As a result, a little brother with glasses was lying under the table of someone else's shop, crying and laughing. Anyway, holding the legs of the table, he couldn't get out. Two tall and powerful "policemen" just squatted on the ground and talked for nearly half an hour, and then tricked them out, and then hugged a "policeman's leg and wiped his nose from time to time. So there was a stalemate for more than ten minutes, and the two claimed to be good or bad. Two policemen shook their heads at the same time and sighed deeply. At that moment, I clearly saw the helplessness in their eyes!

Finally, I want to say that public security is better now, especially in big cities, where the "police" are almost available at the drop of a hat, but they are also very busy and have more important things to do, so try to manage yourself, don't embarrass yourself and cause trouble to others, and don't call the police at a trivial matter, so that our people "police" have enough time and energy to help those who really need help!

Let's tell a little story Many years ago, I worked in the anti-drug brigade. The anti-drug brigade's business is not anti-vice, but gambling and drugs have always been together. Prostitution is inevitable when you catch drug dealers. I was a baby at that time. As an emotional novice, every time I catch a drug dealer, I feel uncomfortable when I see a shiny ass.

In other words, once I caught a drug dealer (call him Lao A, 32 years old) and searched him for the first time. Naturally, his mobile phone came into my hand. As an old hand in business, drug dealers' mobile phones are not immune. I carefully checked every short message in the drug dealer's mobile phone, and suddenly a name called "Lao Zhang" came into view. Their text messages are as follows:

Lao Zhang: Here comes the new tea. Welcome to taste!

Lao A: What kind of tea do you have?

Lao Zhang: Tomorrow tea, before rain tea, spring tea, autumn tea, black tea, white tea, black tea.

Lao A: How much is autumn tea?

Lao Zhang: 3 kg 800 yuan starts.

My eyes are shining. This is a big fish. Report to my captain quickly. The captain attached great importance to it and went to the trial himself. I volunteered to take the lead. In those days, there were no cameras everywhere like now. On the basis of our warm and peaceful persuasion, the man said that I confessed them all.

Me: Who is Lao Zhang in your mobile phone?

Lao A: Is it a chicken head?

Me: chicken head? What chicken head?

Old A: It's the procuress.

Me: What do you mean, "Here comes the new tea, welcome to taste it"?

Old A: That's the new girl.

Me: What do you mean, you want to drink autumn tea? What do you mean, 3 kg 800 yuan starts?

Old A: Qiucha is a young woman, weighing 3 kg and 30 years old.

. . . . . . .

High, really high, I admire you! I silently wrote down the phone number of Lao Zhang, that is, the head of a chicken, and reported it backhand.

However, since then, in our team, drinking tea has become a special word to tease me.

Xiao Wang, go, brother will take you to tea!

Xiao Wang, how to have tea before tomorrow?

Xiao Wang, don't drink autumn tea, young man. Too strong, harmful!

After so many years, I miss those days very much.

My classmate received an alarm, and once received an alarm: a pig farm said that a pig was crazy and asked the police to help catch the pig. My classmate refused him, and as a result, he called 1 10, and the police station couldn't find a way to deal with it.