Humorous blessings and funny Singles Day jokes

Singles’ Day is celebrated every year on November 11, a festival for single men and women. Although today’s Double Eleven, people pay more attention to online shopping, this event is specially designed for singles to enjoy their hardships. And the festival created will not be forgotten by people, so let Lao Huangli sort out the funny Singles' Day jokes for you, let's take a look.

1. It’s noon on the day of hoeing, and it’s very hard for a bachelor; the sound of wind and rain comes at night, and there is no one to accompany me; I think of people far away, who are very similar to me; it’s a lonely and unbearable day, and I send a text message Warmth; Chinese Singles’ Day is here, and I wish all my fellow bachelors to be happy as soon as possible!

2. Portraits of bachelor friends: Female bachelors want to please themselves to be beautiful, male bachelors want to please themselves to be poor! The troubles of a bachelor: Only women and life are difficult, only a wife and a job are hard to find! Singles' Day is coming soon, I wish you throw away your worries and embrace happiness!

3. Don’t say you are stupid, just because you have no luck; don’t say you have no money, just because you are unpopular; don’t say you are single, just because you don’t care; don’t say you are lonely, you still have me anyway. Singles' Day reminds you to be single quickly and quickly.

4. Ask what love is in the world, and be sincere and gentle. Eat the food of a bachelor, walk the path of a bachelor, and be willing to serve at your doorstep for love. My love for you is always 37.5 degrees. If you are interested, please contact me as soon as possible. On Singles' Day, I hope to spend time with you in love.

5. The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl still meet once a year. Chang'e and Hou Yi still celebrate a festival on August 15th every year. Wu Dalang also has Pan Jinlian. My friend, today is Singles' Day. You should hurry up and hold on to your significant other.

6. When a bachelor is happy, one person is well fed and the whole family is not hungry; when a bachelor is happy, one person is clothed and the whole family is not cold; when a bachelor is happy, there are always friends to think about him; when a bachelor is happy, blessing messages are reported. Singles' Day is here, I wish you happiness!

7. Singles’ Day is here, I wish the married “nunchakus” happiness and sweetness; the “love-sick sticks” in love a sweet love; and the single “single sticks” become nunchucks as soon as possible. ; No matter male or female bachelor. Happy Singles' Day!

8. The love of a bachelor is like the Internet. First, he cannot connect to the emotional network. After finally connecting, he often gets disconnected. After finally stabilizing, he finds that the person he likes is actually the one he should be. The page cannot be displayed. Today is Singles' Day, November 11th. Is your "network" connection normal?

9. Tomorrow is Singles’ Day. I wish all the best to those who are married, sweet love to those who are in love, and smooth study to those who are underage! I wish the female bachelors will always be young and beautiful, the male bachelors will always be full of vitality, and I wish them to find true love as soon as possible!

10. On behalf of the people of the country, I wish all male bachelors to find someone dear, loving and deeply loved and say goodbye to being single on Singles' Day; I wish all female bachelors to find someone you love and love you and say goodbye to being single. ;Yours sincerely! salute!