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What is the most interesting courier you have ever seen?
When he delivers a courier, he often shouts "What number, courier" directly downstairs. One weekend morning, while I was sleeping, he shouted again. I didn't answer him. He called my cell phone and turned it off. So he called my name to the window and woke me up from my dream directly. I put a coat over my pajamas, put the hat on my coat on my messy hair, and then went downstairs. The little brother looked at me in surprise and said, "You are a different person today, and your face is so pale." I said, "I was awakened by you, don't be pale!" " "Gave a supercilious look. He said with a smile, so that his face wouldn't be painted.
I remember one day, I wanted to send a parcel. He weighed the parcel and calculated the freight.
Brother said 17 yuan. He looked at my hundred-dollar bill and asked me if I had any change. I said no, so he gave me 3 yuan and asked me to give him 20 yuan next time.
I quickly said, "No, I may forget it next time."
As a result, he said, "I'm also worried that next time I forget to give you change, I'll give you change first."
I just played a joke on him: "Then I'll abscond with the money. What do you do? "
He just slipped me three coins and said with a sly smile, "It's okay, you can't escape from Wuzhishan." Feelings I became the Monkey King, laughing and crying.
Another weekend, I packed my own human, and happened to meet my little brother downstairs, so I went to pick up the express.
He said, "Are you going out on a date or receiving a courier?"
I said, "Go shopping."
He said: "You buy so many things online, and you have to go shopping, bitch who lost her family!" "
"I only shop and don't buy anything!"
"Your hand is still there, and you will definitely buy it!"
I'm speechless.
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