What is the experience of having a friend in Fujian who can't speak Mandarin?

Can you stop hacking Fujian people? . . . . .

As a Fujian native, I think if you have such a friend, you will find this friend very cute and it is interesting to be friends with this person (that is, so shameless).

First of all, I want to correct that except for some grandparents who may not speak Mandarin at all, Fujian people can basically speak Mandarin, but they are not as accurate as biu, and there will be some accents, which may be heavier. But that's what makes it interesting. Think about it, if you have a CCTV anchor who always speaks clearly, wouldn't it feel like living in a news broadcast, very serious and dull?

A joke related to Fuzhou accent is particularly popular here. Provinces with good Mandarin say, "The red flag floats to Fuzhou." When Fuzhou people say this sentence, it is: "Red Flag Pippi, come to Hu Jiu." Ha ha ha ha ha.

Northern men seem to like listening to Fujian girls. They think their voices are sweet, even my rough voice has been praised by Brother Bei. I think this has something to do with the extremely slow speed of Fujian people speaking Mandarin, because we know that our Mandarin is not good. In order to make people hear clearly, we must speak word by word. It is too difficult for us to roll our tongues.

But the girls in the north don't seem to like our voices very much. I have a high school classmate whose roommates are all girls from the north. The girls said to her, "If you come to our place, don't talk like that." My classmate felt very strange: "Why?" "People will think that you are pretending and think that you are very thoughtful." At that time, my classmates were really scared.

If you have a friend who speaks poor Mandarin, another advantage is that you are likely to enjoy international treatment. Because many overseas Chinese like Singapore and Malaysia have gone out from Fujian. At the World Expo, the people at the table next to us were also from Fujian, and their Mandarin accent was particularly strong. So Miss Expo thinks they are foreign friends and takes care of them. When chatting, my little sister casually mentioned, "Are you overseas Chinese in Malaysia?" The old men looked puzzled. "No, no, we are from Fujian." Ha ha ha ha ha ha. The little sister petrified on the spot, and her smile was obviously stiff.

So, please cherish your friends who can't speak Mandarin. It's fun to be with them.