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My good friend Jiang Wei.

If Jiang Feng doesn't sing at this time, it would be too melodramatic. Besides, Mocky is disgusting. How can you be Japanese if you don't kill him?

Well, I'll make a fool of myself and sing a song! "Jiang Feng seems to have let go.

When Mocky saw the expression on Jiang Feng's face, he was even more proud ... If not, where does my singing sound wonderful? Thinking of this, he said politely, "Mr. Jiang, I'll order some songs for you." Who is your best singer? Really not good. I will help you choose a children's song! "

Insult, nakedness. Naked insult!

Jiang Feng didn't recognize it, but he didn't fly into a rage directly. You can't play hardball with people like Mocky. This situation is not suitable for losing your temper. It will only make you immature and superficial.

Not only Jiang Feng, but also the four women on the side couldn't stand it, but the atmosphere at the scene was so good that Jiang Feng was going to sing, and no one wanted to break the atmosphere.

"Children's songs are only suitable for emotional people to sing, because emotional people are always like children who don't grow up. Rational people like us, of course, have to sing old songs ... "Jiang Feng retorted," Help me tune out Leslie Cheung's ghost story. I want to sing this song. "

Mocky was satirized by Jiang Feng, and when he saw four other women giggling while clutching their mouths, Mocky's pale face flushed a little, but he worked hard to bring up the classic Cantonese song Ghost Story for Jiang Feng. He found this Cantonese version of the ghost story difficult to sing, so Jiang Feng chose to sing this ghost story. Obviously it's a small fight, hum, just wait for the joke!

Jiang Feng cleared his throat and began to sing.

"Life is a long dream.

The road is dry with wind and frost.

How many directions does a dream in the world of mortals have?

Looking for love in the center of dreams.

This road is crowded with people.

Life is a dream and a desire ... "

The song is full of magnetism and emotion, echoing in the box. It's like, back in time, the singer is alive!

I think so. Too much alike!

Girls. Staring at Jiang Feng and listening to music, I immediately petrified. It was so perfect, so beautiful, so emotional. It suddenly brought everyone into the world of old movies and ghost stories.

Mocky is waiting to see Jiang Feng's jokes. When I heard Jiang Feng's song. A half-mocking and half-pondering smile on his face suddenly froze, and his eyes stared at Jiang Feng tightly. A face of incredible expression, obviously, he doesn't believe that the young man in front of him can perform this Cantonese song so perfectly, which is simply that Leslie Cheung is still alive!

"There are tears in the dream.

Where are you going? Find the direction in my heart

The wind seems to sigh in a dream.

The road is boundless and the people are boundless.

Happy boy lang zai Lu

The road is rugged and there is no sunshine.

How many directions does happiness have in the mud and dust?

A trace of dreamlike wind and rain

This road has no end. ...

All the people present, including Jiang Feng, can't speak Cantonese. However, under Jiang Feng's voice, this Cantonese song is not crude at all, it is very authentic.

At the end of the song, there was silence for a few seconds. Then, warm applause broke out. All four girls' eyes were on Jiang Feng. In their eyes, there are hidden appreciation and fanatical worship, especially the Millennium, which really surprises people. She only knew that Jiang Feng's medical skills were good before, but she didn't expect that Jiang Feng's singing skills were first-class, which was completely comparable to those of the first-line singers, just before Jiang Feng sang. Now it seems that her worry is unnecessary. Jiang Feng's wonderful singing completely overshadowed Mocky. Compared with Jiang Feng, Mocky just sang like a babbling child.

Mocky's face turned red and white, and he looked depressed. At this time, he didn't applaud Jiang Feng. At the critical moment, Mocky's essence was completely revealed, and he had no artistic demeanor at all. But thinking about it is also true. What connotation and grace can a bad painter have?

Just when four girls were full of blood and begged Jiang Feng to sing another song, the cell phone of the Millennium rang and everyone was quiet. Bailu took out his mobile phone and pressed the answer button without looking: "Hello, Jiang Wei, are you there?"

"Hey, the Millennium, I'm at the resplendent and magnificent gate. Which private room are you in? "

"You wait, I'll pick you up!" The Millennium immediately got up, greeted everyone and went downstairs to see her friend.

Jiang Wei!

Hearing this name, Jiang Feng felt a little surprised and familiar, as if ... er ... by the way ... the third task issued by the software was to let him pick up a girl named Jiang Wei, but is this Jiang Wei in the Millennium mouth the Jiang Wei in the task system?

While Jiang Feng was meditating, he saw that the Millennium had entered the private room with a tall girl in jeans. Jiang Feng followed everyone's eyes and looked together. I saw that it was a beautiful girl, a little taller than the Millennium, with a well-proportioned figure, a beautiful face, two big eyes and a wise light. She doesn't have makeup on her face, probably because she just got off the plane and has a look.

Such a girl surprises the men present and shames the women present.

May have adapted to the attention of the scene, Jiang Wei's eyes are quite calm, with a friendly smile on her face.

"Er ... let me introduce you. This is my good friend, Jiang Wei, a famous beautiful woman in Jiangcheng. "

It's really her!

Jiang Feng was pleasantly surprised. This woman in front of her is Jiang Wei, the girl who wants him to soak in systematic tasks.

So, I'm glad you came tonight. Get to know her first, and then get to know her! It is a waste of resources for such a beautiful and temperamental girl not to soak up, not to mention a lot of transformation points waiting for him to take!

Just when Jiang Feng was secretly surprised, the Millennium had led Jiang Wei to the public, introducing Jiang Wei first, and then introducing her friends one by one.

"This is Mocky." The Millennium seems to be intentional. The first one is Mocky.

Mocky immediately extended his hand to Jiang Wei warmly and gently: "Hello, local painter Mocky, nice to meet you ..."

"Nice to meet you!" Jiang Wei stretched out a white slender hand and covered it with him. Seeing Mocky staring at herself, she replied concisely and politely, and then took out her hand and turned away, looking as if she didn't want to make out.

The Millennium disrupted the introduction order, put aside Jiang Feng around Mocky, and directly introduced his three girlfriends.

This detail failed to escape the eyes of Mocky, Jiang Feng and Jiang Wei, so Mocky immediately became jealous. Why did she introduce herself first and then ignore Jiang Feng?

Obviously, the Millennium did not introduce Jiang Feng, not because she looked down on Jiang Feng, but because she was afraid that two people would know each other. It is easy for a single handsome guy and an unmarried beautiful woman to meet. In doing so, the Millennium is obviously selfish.

And Jiang Feng, naturally aware of this, however, he is not as lewd as Mocky. Although he has plans to pick up Jiang Wei, haste makes waste. From Jiang Wei's reaction to Mocky just now, we can see that she is a very serious girl.

What kind of person is Jiang Wei? Has written millions of words of novels. Where can I not notice the boy who was ignored by the Millennium? At this time, she was also curious, but immediately thought that the Millennium must be interested in this boy, so she had a gesture of keeping it for herself and not allowing any girls to intervene.

What kind of person is he, who can make the Millennium so lofty all the time tempted?

At this time, Jiang Wei was also full of curiosity about Feng Jiang. After shaking hands with the other three girls, Jiang Wei was driven by curiosity when she saw that Bailu really didn't intend to introduce Jiang Feng to her. She seemed to be complaining but jokingly said to the Millennium, "Why doesn't your boyfriend want to see me?"

What?

Boyfriend!

Everyone is a fool.

The Millennium's face suddenly turned red, and she immediately argued, "Jiang Wei, I dare not talk nonsense. He is not my boyfriend, and we just met. "

The Millennium glanced at Jiang Feng shyly, then looked away, trying to clear his identity.

"Not a boyfriend, then why don't you introduce me?" Jiang Wei grabbed the Millennium by the shoulder and whispered, "You can hide from the whole world, but you can't hide from me. You forget what I do. If you quibble again, I'll write you two into my romance novel! "

"He, he really isn't ..." Bai Luqiao's face became more and more red. She knows that she can't say it with her mouth. At this time, she said to Jiang Feng, "Jiang Feng, tell her what our relationship is?"

Jiang Feng said solemnly, "We are colleagues."

Jiang Wei smiled meaningfully: "Well, no wonder?"

The Millennium immediately tightened her face, picked up a large glass of red wine from the table and handed it to Jiang Wei: "It's so late, three glasses of wine!"

"Well, I admit the punishment," Jiang Weishuang quickly picked up the cup, but added, "but I really can't drink three cups. I'm telling you, there were two people at the scene. Can one of them help me have a drink? "