Seek ancient and modern jokes, humorous stories, tips, advertisements, words and two-part allegorical sayings. Please ask all good people to answer.

An advertisement for a sound company-"Call four times!"

An advertisement for a jiaozi store-"Everything!"

An advertisement for a lime factory-"Starting from scratch!"

A pawnshop advertisement-"Well deserved!"

An advertisement for a hat-making company-"Take a man by his hat!"

A barber shop advertisement-"Nothing!"

An advertisement for a drugstore-"I'd love to!"

An advertisement of a smoking cessation association-"Never make friends with a woman who smokes unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!"

A typewriter advertisement-"No fight, no acquaintance!"

An advertisement in an optical shop-"Eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please put glass on your window. "

An advertisement of a perfume company-"Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense textbook is included with the bottle."

No smoking advertisement in public places-"Please don't smoke because there is no hole in the carpet and no hole in your lungs."

A road traffic advertisement-"If your car can swim, please go straight without braking."

An advertisement for a new book-"The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!"

An advertisement in the car showroom-"Always let your driver's license expire before yourself."

A traffic safety advertisement-"Remember, God is not perfect. He prepares spare parts for cars, but people don't. "

A cosmetic advertisement-"Be early, don't leave pimples."

An advertisement for a washing machine-"Idle wife and good mother!"

An advertisement for a sour drink-"A little parting is sour, and a happy gathering is sweet."

An advertisement of a printing company-"Print everything except money."

An advertisement in a flower shop-"Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest, and we can even buy some roses for our wives."

A billboard hung in a beauty salon: "Please don't flirt with the woman who just walked out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother. 」

The advertisement for enrollment in the French class reads:

"If you don't like this course after listening to a lesson, you can ask for a refund of tuition, but you must speak it in French. 」

The advertising slogan of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is: "freckle as soon as possible, don't leave acne." . 」

An American newspaper published an advertisement like this:

"Look like a young girl, think like a grown man, act like a mature lady and work like a donkey! 」

Eye drops advertisement: "After dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times and let the eye drops spread all over the world. 」

The advertisement on the tombstone

An inscription on a tombstone in Scotland reads: "Hermes sleeps here." Mike Taves. His grieving wife inherited his prosperous career.

—— The vegetable shop, located on the highway 1 1, is open until 8 pm every day. 」

There is an advertisement posted on the wall of a barber shop: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, but think that you have won face. 」

The barber shop in the English countryside put up a wooden sign on the bridge, which read, "Gentlemen, I want your heads. 」

Xinxing classic arrangement

Passing through, keeping warm and cold-Yihuada clothing

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Baisha group my heart flies.

M-Zone, my place, listen to me!

Li Ning, anything is possible!

Anta, I choose, I like it.

According to Benshan, what was that again?

Everyone knows that.

TCL ace enters the future today.

I like McDonald's.

KFC has a good taste of life in KFC, and the delicious cooked chicken has not been used up in KFC.

Counter-terrorism elites shoot for a place.

Red roses smell like cigarettes, and smoking is harmful to health.

Beauty comes from the heart and beauty comes from Maybelline.

"Come to Marlboro World-Perfect" (Marlboro cigarettes);

A barking dog will never bite you.

"For heavy smokers, it is a wise choice to draw a lucky card" (lucky card);

"I really envy the chic state of men smoking" (American Tobacco Company);

"The choice of a million people can't be wrong" (Sbacchi cigarette);

"Every time I smoke Artidono, it's like a pleasant voyage" (Artidono cigar);

"Never abandon your good partner" (Dutch brand cigar);

"Extraordinary and refined, mellow and natural" (brand 555 cigarette);

"Easy investment, a new realm of alcohol" (Sword School);

"lament Winston of America and appreciate the American spirit" (Winston brand cigarette);

"Camel brand cigarettes are also a good medicine to help digestion" (Camel brand cigarettes);

"Smoking is not allowed, even for global brands" (global brand cigarettes).

"Crane dances in white sand, my heart flies" (Baisha brand cigarette of Changsha Cigarette Factory);

"A taste of Huangshan Mountain, the sky is high and the clouds are light" (Huangshan Tobacco of Bengbu Cigarette Factory);

"Show the true colors of generals with a flick of a finger" (General brand cigarette of Jinan Cigarette Factory of General Group)

"A cigarette after a meal is like a living fairy" (Shanghai Tobacco before liberation);

"Absolutely masculine" (Shishi brand cigarette of Xiamen Cigarette Factory);

"Don't quit smoking, just quit smoking oil" (Taiwan Province gentleman cigarette);

"Happiness is added to happiness, and everyone is happy" (double happiness advanced smoke);

Humorous advertising language

A travel agency in the Netherlands advertised: "Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon! The local night lasts for 24 hours. "

A Swiss travel company warned on a billboard: "Go to the Alps quickly, the mountains will be gone in 6000 years!"

When a flower shop in Berlin opened, it advertised: "Send some flowers to the woman you love-but please don't forget your wife."

There is an advertisement posted on the wall of a barber shop: "Don't think you have lost your hair, think you have won face." A village barber shop wrote on a billboard in a threatening tone: "Gentlemen, I want your heads!" " "

A sign outside the dentist's office reads: "Please feel free to fill your teeth, even if he or she kisses you, he or she won't notice."

Printing factory advertisement: "everything is printed except banknotes."

A billboard hung at a gas station, which said, "If you are addicted to cigarettes, you can smoke here. But please leave your address so that your ashes can be sent to your family. "

A milk factory advertised in a newspaper: "Eat a bottle of fresh milk produced by our factory every day for 52 14 weeks, and you will live to 100 years old!"

There is a "facial expression institute" in Chicago, and its recruitment advertisement says, "You will learn to frown skillfully here, so that people will think you are an honest person."

The advertisement of a water heater product: "Don't just look at the high price of this product. If you buy a cheap water heater, you will be in trouble. "

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