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Global New Year Fireworks Show

Global New Year Fireworks Show

20 19 The biggest oolong is probably the fireworks show in Sydney, Australia.

The fireworks show in Sydney, Australia is a year-end event in the southern hemisphere. It is said that the fireworks party for 20 19 has been prepared for 15 months, which is expected.

This fireworks show should have left a deep romantic memory for everyone at this moment of resigning the old year and welcoming the new year, but it fell to the altar at the last second and became a joke in minutes! The reason is also wonderful enough: "Happy New Year, 20 19!" "Happy New Year, 20 18!" .

Nani? The staff thought 20 18 was too abstruse. Do you want to do it again? Laugh and cry in minutes!

On such an important occasion, mistakes can actually be made. Really less than the last second, it is impossible to select the "most sand sculpture of the year" behavior!

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It is said that at that time, 6.5438+0.5 million spectators gathered in the port where fireworks were in full bloom to watch the real scene. I believe we can feel how shocked we are without looking across the screen.

In addition, an own goal that night was a sad thing for China.

A man in Nanjing went to his female colleague's house to play on New Year's Eve. At this important moment, instead of staying with your family and girlfriend, you went to a married woman's house to play. What kind of obscene operation is this? I believe that at this time, everyone should show a knowing smile like me!

Unfortunately, this female colleague's husband who works in other places came back in the early morning, and they thought about it. What shall we do? We can't hide when we open the curtains at night, and we can't hide in the toilet. Take clothes in the closet, or you will be exposed. Why not swing from the balcony to the balcony downstairs? It seems feasible! So the man was helpless, tied the sheets to the balcony and wanted to swing to the balcony downstairs. It is worth mentioning that this balcony is on the ninth floor! Brother, aren't you afraid of heights?

Finally, unfortunately, the man fell from the balcony and died!

The same thing is precious, and love is more expensive. If you cherish your life, you can throw them both away! Deeply saddened, a fresh life is eternal in an instant. I hope everyone will take a warning and not be lascivious. Although the news did not reveal any bad behavior between the two, I believe that people with vision will think in that direction. If you have no idea and don't come home in the middle of the night, what are you doing in your room? Play flying chess?

Impossible, not in this life!

Although the first news was an own goal, everyone can laugh it off. After all, there is no actual loss. Smiles and laughter will open a new chapter.

The second message is different. Life is the most precious wealth in a person's life, and it turns into nothingness in an instant. How sad it is for white-haired parents to send black-haired people home. As for the heroine in the incident, what kind of condemnation should she face in her life and how to face the pressure of public opinion around her?

This world allows oolong, but you don't need to pay your life! And cherish!

Are there fireworks in shenzhen happy valley during the Spring Festival?

1. Happy Valley New Year Gala

Countdown to New Year's Eve in 2020-shenzhen happy valley's "Happy New Year's Eve Season" is coming romantically, 65438+February 3 1 "Hi, 2020! At the beginning of the "New Year's Party", enthusiastic saxophone singer Li Ming takes you to say hello to 2020 loudly, pinning your passion for new hope. The audience sang and danced, and entered 2020 in a grand fireworks show!

Second, the window of the world New Year performance

In 2020, Window of the World will join hands with Shenzhen TV Station to shine, rock with passion, popular stars, gold medal hosts, endless songs and dances, and the super lineup invites you to celebrate the Spring Festival! By then,

On the first day of the lunar new year, there will be a countdown of ten thousand people, and the bell will ring to welcome the new year. Join the countdown of 10,000 people under the Eiffel Tower, and the most exciting moment is coming soon! There will also be a dazzling high-altitude fireworks show that night, and huge sums of money will be spent to build the largest fireworks show in Shenzhen. Don't watch the broadcast, refuse to overlook, and the whole family comes to the scene to enjoy the visual feast.

Extended data

1, the blink of an eye is 202 1 year. If I knew, I wouldn't blink.

One day, I will forget you. I didn't expect much and didn't feel lost. All I know is that one day.

3. The person I love loves the person who loves me. Happy New Year.

Looking back on this year, we seem to have been living like pigs, but we can't be as carefree as pigs!

If you are still single on New Year's Eve, you should reflect on yourself. Is the gender requirement too strict?

2023 New Year's Day Fireworks

Fireworks will be banned.

Fireworks and firecrackers will have an impact on the environment. The ecological environment in some areas is not ideal. In some areas, setting off fireworks and firecrackers during the Spring Festival is only to protect the ecological environment and reduce the occurrence of bad weather. It is easy to cause fire accidents. According to the statistics of fireworks accidents in 2003, there are about 400 accidents caused by fireworks production in China every year, and these accidents also cause more than 400 deaths. Affect human health and noise pollution. During the Spring Festival, you may not hear the loudest voice of TV series, and you don't know what others have said to you. If people are often in a high decibel state, it will not only cause some damage to hearing, but also damage to cardiovascular system, nervous system, digestive system, intelligence, endocrine system and vision.

Fireworks, also known as fireworks and fireworks, were invented earlier by the working people of the Han nationality, and are mainly used for military and grand ceremonies or performances. The only event in modern China and the world that can set off fireworks on the same day is New Year's Eve. In order to protect the environment, many fireworks and firecrackers do not use substances containing heavy metals and sulfur, which reduces the production of sulfur dioxide and other sulfides. It is also possible to change the oxygen balance and combustion temperature of the system and control the combustion reaction by changing the amount of oxidant and combustible.

How much is a fireworks show?

The cost of Disney fireworks is 6.5438+500,000 yuan. Disneyland refers to the general name of theme parks owned by Disney Company, and it is an all-round holiday destination integrating fantasy, imagination, creativity and exploration. The most distinctive feature of the park is the large-scale fireworks display at night. The cost of a performance is 6.5438+0.5 million yuan, which is very expensive. Visitors will experience many Disney attractions here, immersed in creativity, adventure and excitement.

Buy thousands of fireworks videos for Chinese New Year.

You usually buy 300 yuan of fireworks and firecrackers during the Spring Festival.

Our hometown is in the countryside, and we will buy some small firecrackers for our children to play with during the Spring Festival. On the traditional New Year's Eve in our hometown, every household in the village street will come out to set off firecrackers and fireworks for about an hour. On New Year's Eve and New Year's Day, firecrackers will be set off before dinner. In addition, every motor vehicle and agricultural vehicle in the family will put a firecracker in front of the car before the first departure in the New Year.

In this way, fireworks and firecrackers around 300 yuan are usually spent in the Spring Festival.