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Why are cockroaches called "Xiao Qiang"?

The real reason why we call cockroaches cockroaches.

Cockroaches have a history of hundreds of millions of years, while people have only a few million years.

◆ There are more than 3,700 kinds of cockroaches ... omnivorous? No ... as long as it's organic, it tastes almost better ...

◆ Cockroaches can live in a vacuum (non-absolute vacuum, such as the universe) for at least 10 minute. ...

Cockroaches can survive under 40kw x-rays ... and humans? Please charge by the second, .............. Qiang.

(Attachment: Cockroaches will die under the X-ray of 10 KeV provided by synchrotron, which is 1000 times higher than above).

◆ It can live for 30 seconds in12mol HCL and18mol NaOH. .......... is strong.

◆ You can live for at least 30 minutes. ............ Underwater Power.

◆ It can survive for a long time in the furnace at 100℃.

Killing cockroaches with traditional weapons ... that is, slippers ... is 29.4 Newton ... strong.

Cockroaches crawl a little slower than people run, but this does not include the speed of climbing on vertical walls. In the water, cockroaches are flat, and they even have wings to fly. ........................... is better.

◆ After the cockroach's head is broken, its body and head can live for several days respectively ... The ultimate cause of death is hunger and violence. ...................