Mom's joke about taking money.

A young woman coaxed her children to sleep with your grandfather at night, and the children didn't want to go. The young woman said, I can go without you. Grandpa said in a positive tone: educate children to be honest. You can't fool children and old people at the same time. 2. A man swallowed an artificial eye by mistake and finally got stuck in the anus, so he went to the hospital. The doctor saw it and fainted on the spot. After waking up, he said, I've been watching my ass all my life, but I didn't expect it to be seen by my ass in the end ... 3. Henan Wa asked her mother in Henan: How does ABCDEFG make sentences? Henan mother: A, this child B is from family C? Stand barefoot on D, EF is not wearing, GG is still exposed! 4. One day, a little boy and a little girl were playing under the tree. The little boy said, if you climb a tree, I will give you 10 yuan. The little girl said, you wait. Then the little girl ran home and said to her mother, Mom, the little boy said that if I climbed the tree, I would get it 10 yuan. Mom said, don't listen to him. He wants to see your underwear. The little girl ran back to the little boy and said, I can't climb. Mom said you wanted to see my underwear. The little boy said, if you climb, I will give you 20 yuan. The little girl thought for a moment and said, wait. Then the little girl ran away. After a while, the little girl climbed up and down. Say that finish, the little boy gave her 20 yuan money and left. The little girl came home and said, mom, the little boy said I climbed a tree and gave me 20 yuan. Mom said, did you climb? Little girl: Climbed Mom: You didn't show him your underwear, did you? Little girl: no, I took off ~~ 5. A woman and a group of men went out to sea and were trapped on the island. 1 month has passed. The woman said, I really couldn't stand it, so I committed suicide. 1 month has passed. The men said. So I buried the woman. 1 month passed, and the men said, I can't stand it, so I dug up the woman. 1 month passed, and God said, I can't stand it, so I saved the woman.

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