Ancient poetry and folk songs with homophonic characteristics of Chinese characters

First, homophonic poem: Wen Dian deep well candle, Lang Changxing does not go. Do you know the red beans in linglong dice? Liu Yuxi, a bamboo, willow green, heard the song on the Langjiang River. Rain in the east, sunrise in the east, said it was not sunny, but it was still sunny. (Qingqing) Second, homophonic couplets. 1. Lotus (face) is bitter with pears (plum). 2. Living in a pagoda, she looked at Kong Ming (Zhuge Liang) and complained that Jiang Wei (Jiang Wei) was really difficult to walk in the cage (Lu Bu). She thought of Cao Cao and hated Guan Yu (Guan Yu) but not Zhang Fei (Zhang Fei). 3. Two boats are racing. 7. Confucius was born in the boat (Zhou), but his dance (martial arts) began in Hanzhong, and it is difficult for me to know when the bright moon will shine again: "Qing" symbolizes the rule of the Qing Dynasty. Part II: The Bright Moon misses the Ming Dynasty. Spiders are full of silk under the eaves and earthworms are full of mud in front of the courtyard: "silk" and "privacy" are harmonious. The second part: "mud" and "doubt", dialect pronunciation. Last night, I played chess to find my direction. Now I see Yan Hui Lutz, a disciple of Confucius, in the mirror, which can also be interpreted as "the number of chess pieces". Yan Hui, a disciple of Confucius, also means "true face". Before it was unearthed, there was a festival and Lingyun still modestly borrowed bamboo to express his ambition. When the millet cracks yellow, watch the lotus root break and fly to the phoenix. Downward harmonic crane. Open-minded bamboo bows its head, leaves are proud, plums have no flowers and no rain, ashes are sprinkled into hemp cotyledons, and the wind blows lotus leaves like turtles: harmony (Chen) Downward: image harmony (direction). In front of a pile of gardens, the words on whose wall are Zhuangzi, and which one is written clearly by China. Tonight, it is asserted that there is no rain and cold dew, and it will be frost when it comes late: "Frost" is harmonious and "in pairs". Looking at the plum blosSoms sweeping away the snow, the mountains aRe dancing and flowing: Do, re, Me, Fa, so, La, Ti down: 1-7 digit dialect pronunciation. Monks carry water with sweaty arms, and nuns transplant rice by hand. Press and insert harmoniously, observe harmoniously, arrange harmoniously and deploy harmoniously. "Full" and "Jinshi" are harmonious, and "Khan" and "Hanlin" are harmonious. There are layers of lights in the tower, and lotus roots are planted in the bright pool. Bottom line: Li Taibai is Chang Geng. Mr. Shi, a coarse-haired beast, died under the brick of fine-haired poultry. Shan Tong picked chestnuts and packed them in a box. He smashed the chestnuts and threw them down, emptying them into an empty cage. The beauty of this connection is that the last four words are related to meaning and sound. The mud, fertilizer and grass are still thin and the night difference is long. The first couplet means: the soil is fertile, but the seedlings are still thin. The bottom line is that the time of the sun in the sky is getting shorter and shorter (short is a natural phenomenon from summer to the future), and the time difference between day and night is getting longer and longer. If you read this couplet in homophonic, it will become: Ni Fei monk, thin ghost, short hag, long teacher, Gutian, picking the grain and holding the embroidery in front of the hall. The first couplet is made, and the second couplet is made by Shen. "Woshang" is homophonic for "monk" and "embroidery" is homophonic for "scholar". Jia Dao was drunk, but Liu Ling didn't leave any drinks. Tang Bohu and Zhang Ling in Ming Dynasty drank all day. They were drunk, so they joined this couplet. After drinking all the wine, people are really depressed. Jia Dao and Liu Ling are both good drinkers. This couplet is very suitable for hotel signs. Three, homophonic xiehouyu Confucius moved-lose (book) green onions mixed with tofu-a clear (green) two white pickles fried tofu-a word (salt) first nephew playing lanterns-Shang (uncle) mouth painted with lime-white said (brush) hardcover Maotai-long (wine) pig Bajie took pictures-asking for embarrassment (see) ) pants with one leg-a ball (skirt), a lamp-no two hearts (cores) to be a widow for life-an old hand (guard), (Who are the "lifelong widows" on the Internet? ) Twenty-five —— Half Crazy (sealed) 2345—— Lack of clothes (1)23456789—— Lack of clothes (1) Eat less cotton and four bows —— Talk about (playing with) two girls combing their hair ——— Don't (grate) take up three words for twelve hours ——— body (. (The best way to deal with smoke bombs) An 80-year-old woman yawned-looking at the unlimited walnuts in August-crowded with people (benevolence) wearing a string of 800 copper coins-the eighth day of September was out of tune (hanging) soon (nine) the knife cut the Lantern Festival-three or nine days didn't want to wear light clothes-) three dollars to buy a cow's belly-there was a lot of noise (. (I am deeply touched by many topics) Three hairs plus one hair-fashionable (four hairs) March willow-extraordinarily green (pro) born in the middle of the night-killed (Shihai) people pull pancakes-greedy (stall) barley fell to the ground-busy (mang) filling the pit of the land hall without a clue-not good (repairing the temple) Tuyejing Soil silkworms get into peanut shells-pretend to be a good person (benevolence) without an umbrella in rainy days-come out stingy (get wet) in rainy days-rolling stones-playing stones (stones) on the mountain and blowing horns-spreading walnuts in Shanxi far away-deceiving people (full of benevolence) and drumming drums in ravines-recalling the temple that has been dead for thousands of years-no sound (. ) Door God Rolling Kitchen God-There is something in the story (painting) (painting) Door God teaches the elderly to eat sugar cane-teaches (chewing paper) to ride a horse and clap your hands-digression (hoof) is too far. 4. Homophonic joke: 1. At a meeting in the village, the village head said, "Rabbit, shrimp, no!" " Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. The host said, "Sausage and melon for pickles." (Now, please speak to the township head. The township head said, "Rabbits, shrimps and dogs ate today's meal. Everyone is chinemys reevesii." Comrades and villagers, we have enough food today. Let's all use big bowls. ) Feed the pigs in the jar-one by one. 2. One day, a rich man wanted to buy a car, but he was hesitating because the car shop didn't have a Geely license plate number. The owner of the car dealership came over and said with a smile, "This license plate is good, 00544 (let me try), and no one dares to mess around, right?" ! The rich man was moved and bought the car at once, but something happened the next day. The rich man got off the bus angrily, thinking that you would dare to hit this car, but as soon as he got off the bus, he left in despair. The other party's original license plate is 44944 (just try it). Origin of Chinese Characters: In modern times, while recognizing Cang Xie, some people expanded the ranks of word makers. For example, Mr. Lu Xun thinks, "... Cang Xie is not the only one in society. Someone carved a small picture on the hilt, and someone drew some pictures on the portal. As a result, word of mouth adds words, and historians can perfunctory notes as soon as they collect them. I'm afraid the origin of China characters can't escape this example. "Lu Xun. On foreign languages. That is to say, of course, Chinese characters can't be created by Cang Xie alone, but gradually enriched by many people like Cang Xie, among whom Cang Xie is only more important and has a greater role.