What are the super funny jokes and jokes?

1. In class, the teacher randomly named a classmate: "Xiao Ming, stand up and say, if you want to say the age of a hen, what do you say?"

"Teacher, I know! You can see your teeth! "

The teacher was at a loss: "Xiaoming, the hen has no teeth."

Xiao Ming smiled happily: "Although the hen has no teeth, I have teeth. Mom said that the little hen must be fresh and tender, and the old hen must be bad! "

One day, my son asked his father for living expenses, and his father gave him 100 yuan.

The son pouted: "Dad, now that the price has gone up, 100 yuan is not enough."

"How can not spend enough? Come, nothing, I'll solve it. "

Dad took his son's 100 yuan, picked up the pen on the coffee table, drew some flowers on the paper money, and handed it to his son, saying, "Is that enough?"

As soon as my mother came home from work without slippers, she asked, "Did your father go home?"

As soon as my brain was hot, I replied, "Don't you have long eyes to see?"

"Yes, I'll be home soon." Mom said to me with a black face.

I turned to look at my girlfriend and suddenly found a pimple on her face, so I said, "Baby, you have a bag on your face."

The girlfriend calmly said, "What package? Chanel or Gucci? "

5. Colleagues have been single for a long time, and finally met their favorite object, and quickly added WeChat.

After verification, my sister asked: Who are you?

The colleague's calm answer is cool: passers-by.

Hearing this, the little sister answered more calmly: then let him go.

Then I hacked him.

6, the careful consideration of straight men will make people crazy. When I first went to his home to meet my parents, I was still feeling inferior that I would be too short to take off my high heels, which made his parents dissatisfied.

He touched my head and said softly, "It's all right. I told them you can't take off your shoes because your feet stink. "

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