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Not Scorpio, not Aquarius, who has the highest EQ among the twelve constellations?
Gemini's EQ: Too much is too late.
It is said that Gemini in air signs is a social expert. Yeah, they do that when they're not distracted. Gemini is not so good at grasping emotions as it can't shake him-try something else you care about. Gemini immediately became the most incompetent person in 12 constellation who didn't talk about emotional intelligence or IQ.
Self-contradiction, affectation, and the ability to resist blows are basically zero, and the most respected empathy-that is, the advantage of looking at problems from the perspective of others-is gone. Gemini, as one of the youngest constellations, has the ability to "instantly transform into a giant baby", which makes all onlookers unprepared and has to look at him in a daze. It turns out that the usual light clouds and light winds are appearances ... Fortunately, as a member of Gemini, we really don't care much.
Cancer's EQ: EQ = belly black?
Once, a Mr. Cancer asked me what I thought of him, and I quickly said: Play dumb on the surface, but be clear in your heart. The other party smiled silently. Perhaps Cancer is recognized as a player with high emotional intelligence in the constellation 12. The reason why it didn't enter the top three is because it looks like a cancer with high emotional intelligence, but it is actually very dark.
Yes, their high EQ is for you to see. Behind the affability is stormy emotional ups and downs; Empathy is highly inflated because they want you all the time; Willpower and frustration tolerance are strong because they always have a win-win plan in mind. Of course, Cancer can easily become a social expert. "Knowing everything" is generally your initial evaluation of him, but as time goes on, it is simply "walking on thin ice". "Cancer is kind to you, as if you need the same return every minute"-the one-size-fits-all application of the businessman model is the "emotional intelligence" label of Cancer.
Leo's EQ: It looks high.
This is probably one of the constellations with the highest EQ ranking, and I'm talking about the countdown. Yes, you may have seen similar comments about lions in other constellations: strong outside, weak inside, like to pretend to be forced, bitter inside, and so on. Infinite Moon wants to say that all heroic characters may be based on the bright Leo. They shine in public, but they are "lonely and know something" in private.
This is a highly unified constellation for men and women. Of course, they have a lot of emotional intelligence, but that is the emotional intelligence of emperors (Leo has always represented the king and coronation in ancient astrology theory). If this is unfortunate, it is hard to imagine that they can skillfully use it at the grassroots level. Have you ever seen the stone lion at the entrance of Guo Rong Building suddenly move to ask for pocket money? They can only sit there with dignity forever. This is the fate of Leo.
Capricorn's EQ: Dress as a pig and eat a tiger.
It is said that Virgo has the highest proportion of billionaires in the world, followed by Capricorn. This is a powerful disproof for Capricorn, who tries to appear low in emotional intelligence, and proves that they are actually good at dressing up as pigs and eating tigers. Capricorn's reflex arc may not be strong in small things, such as eating a small loss, suffering from others, or taking a small advantage-of course, their eyes are more than that.
Once I chatted with a Gemini man, the other person suddenly said "Capricorn can be stingy" in the open-air teahouse, and our neighbor smiled-he said I was Capricorn. I'm stingy? Capricorn is absent, and stingy people will never admit it in public, just as local tyrants like to flaunt their literacy. Capricorn's EQ is a bit cheap. For example, he can invite you to dinner at will. During the dinner, he didn't talk about love affairs. What he thought might be that he could need your help or your resource circle in five years-this is of course utilitarian, but Capricorn's utilitarianism is by no means snobbish. They are the best examples of applying high EQ to personal success.
Aries' EQ: Actually, it's not low.
Aries, known for its frankness, is a famous Jianghu guest, but also likes to establish interpersonal relationships. Basically, Aries just wants to compete with you for interpersonal relationships! Just look at how much their Libra loves social activities.
Aries is just a braver scale to take off the diplomat's coat. Of course, they have their own way. Anyone who has had close contact with Aries knows that "they are not looking at sweet and delicious fruit". Basically, the emotional intelligence of Aries is a means to help them achieve their goals. "I just want to walk in a straight line anyway." Aries doesn't care how many obstacles it encounters, or Yi Shu said it well: sometimes, enthusiasm and frankness are also a high-end social means-it's just Aries.
Taurus' EQ: Actually, it is not high.
There are basically two forms of Taurus: one is dull, but it is actually the same: they are like pigs that "ha ha ha laugh" after half a ring in a famous cold joke, and dullness is not only their protective color, but also an advantage-it is said that girls like dull men these days, except for the bedroom, and of course Taurus, who doesn't close the door often, will think of the word "dullness"; There is also a person who looks like a super social expert and belongs to the kind of person who can pick out your blood type and all kinds of blood and tears in the last five years in three minutes ... If you think the latter belongs to the emotional intelligence expert of Taurus, then you are wrong.
No one likes to deal with people who look smart and exposed, no matter whether you are smart or stupid, because no one likes the "feeling of being socialized" that "there are always people watching and planning"! So the conclusion is that Taurus is not a social expert. Except for one kind of Taurus, that is, the Taurus that really spent peaches and picked chrysanthemums and leisurely saw Nanshan under the east fence. Their temperament is certain, their hearts are warm, their eyes are broad, and they will give you a real and everyone's style.
EQ of Aquarius: It's useless.
Aquarius actually has a high emotional intelligence, but his emotional intelligence is only aimed at some people in a certain circle. Usually this person is also a person who is particularly like-minded with Aquarius. Don't talk to Aquarius about EQ unless you agree to do the same thing. He won't even give you a chance to express his feelings. Many definitions of Aquarius are strange. The only seat in 12 constellation with "water container" as its endorsement will only show real warm "human feelings" to friends or relatives. Most of the time, they are floating in mid-air, quietly light golden statues.
If you talk to them for a long time, you will feel that your emotional intelligence is average, your IQ is average, and you are still full of fireworks. Of course you say, "How? The water bottle I met is very kind "-you know, this is just an interpretation of the computer QR code fixing program. The water bottle feels empty and light in front of the goodwill of the general public. This is the least passionate of the twelve constellations. Emotional intelligence is by no means the key point of life for them.
Pisces' EQ: Tell more in silence than in voice.
I have a girlfriend who works as an executive in a top 500 foreign company. Every year, she puts in hundreds of millions of advertisements and once screamed proudly on MSN. Who dares to bargain with me? Pisces also has a lot of capital to "draw the sword and ask for heaven" on the Weibo: Who dares to talk to me about EQ? ..... they are like how to knead good dough. They don't get angry, don't explain, don't mess around, and always laugh happily. They have unique prices. People thought that they would reach their bottom line in five minutes, but after 50 minutes, someone came up to propose a toast-it's really a good Samaritan.
Their greatest feature is not that they can speak, but that they know how to be silent in time; Finally, get things done quietly. They are the last constellation on the ecliptic born with "God's intuition". "Nothing, where did the dust come from?" The first-class EQ expert in the social field is Pisces.
Virgo's EQ: the "high EQ" of cold violence.
If human beings think, God laughs; Then we can also say that Virgo feels cold violence as soon as she uses emotional intelligence. Among the twelve constellations, Virgo is a small constellation, which is caused by an obvious advantage of this constellation; They always pay too much attention to details, only seeing trees, but not the jungle. Therefore, it is difficult for Virgo to show high emotional intelligence at any time, especially in front of his closest people.
In fact, you can secretly measure that if the other person is a Virgo, and he has always been polite to you, or tried his best to show the characteristics of his ascending constellation, that is, the personality mask, then he and you are basically casual acquaintances. Virgo is mean and arrogant to the people around her. They like to use cold violence best-probably because they are more unbearable when they open their mouths.
But it is also the most fragile constellation in 12. "If one's own people want to speak for themselves, others will soon turn against him"-in the theory of psychological suggestion, this may mean that they know in their hearts that no matter how "low" he is, you will never really leave him.
Libra's EQ: Top Three.
Libra, Pisces and Capricorn are the top three "emotional intelligence constellations". Among them, Pisces is childlike, Capricorn is wily, and Libra is cultivated. From the perspective of psychological astrology, Libra, especially Moon Libra, is more inclined to establish itself from the "external reflex arc". Therefore, Libra's life is an indispensable social life.
Without other people's feedback, it seems that I can't find familiar contact lenses all morning, and I can only blur the beauty of going out-life has lost its focus since then. In all fairness, Libra's innate ability is not the strongest in the constellation 12, whether it is the grasp of self-emotion or the awareness of others' situation. Through continuous hard practice the day after tomorrow, this basic and very hard constellation has finally reached the dream of an emotional intelligence expert.
Scorpio's EQ: You are not playing EQ.
Scorpio feels that he is a person who doesn't need emotional intelligence. They even hate "the guy with very high EQ". In their eyes, he is a real snob. Pluto governs this constellation, and naturally loves deep and cool, and hates superficial and cool.
Scorpio does not lack several elements of high emotional intelligence, such as the ability to control emotions, the sensitivity to perceive other people's emotional positions, and relatively more tolerant endurance, so he may not need to find others. Sometimes, Scorpio is just looking for a more thorough self among all sentient beings, more direct, deeper and more uncompromising.
Sagittarius's EQ: simple and rude.
A friend came to see this title and asked directly: Does Sagittarius have emotional intelligence? They are like three-year-old children. Today, they are proud of their new beloved teddy bear, showing off "Look at my bear (EQ)!" ""How great my bear is! " .
No constellation is so entangled in emotional intelligence as Sagittarius. They decided that the free operation of the world needs some hidden rules "under the table", and they are willing to set foot in these "gray areas" with the helpless mentality of "coming to be safe" (he thinks this is called "high emotional intelligence"); On the other hand, he can't help feeling unfair, which goes against his speculative viewpoint BALABALA…… ... So while doing so, he has to complain. This is Sagittarius's attitude towards "emotional intelligence".
In fact, this naive constellation doesn't know, speaks everything without reservation, and has emotional ups and downs without warning, and never cares about the psychological feelings of others in the environment, which is not the performance of "high emotional intelligence" ...
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