A joke: A joke about people diving all over the world.

On a certain day in a certain country, a ferry slowly left the dock, and the passengers on board came from many countries (Japanese, German, French, Soviet Union, USA, Taiwan Province Province of China). When the ship reached the river, the captain found that due to overload, the ship was about to capsize and could not return to the starting and finishing points.

The only way is to get rid of a few passengers.

The captain first found a Japanese and told him that the ship was going to sink. The only way to escape is to swim across. If you stay on the boat, you will die. The Japanese who were afraid of death had excellent escape skills and immediately jumped into the water;

The captain found another German and told him to observe discipline. The German jumped, too.

The captain also told the French, don't be afraid, your diving posture must be very beautiful, and the French whose vanity was satisfied also jumped;

It was the turn of the Soviet army, and the captain told him that this was the need of the revolution. The Soviets jumped without saying anything.

The captain found another American, and the American refused. The captain said, "Don't worry! We have insured your ticket for $6.5438+0 million. " The American nodded and jumped;

Finally, it's Taiwan Province Province's turn. As soon as the captain kicked his ass, he shouted, "Will you dance for me?" People in Taiwan Province Province asked, "Why? Why? " The captain shouted at him, "What are you waiting for when Americans jump!" " Taiwan Province people jumped into the water without thinking. .....

China patted the captain on the shoulder and said: The gay revolution has not yet succeeded. We still need to work hard. Who's next?