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The Peace Sutra was born.
Another news made the headlines, and the people who ate melons were surprised and happy, and they expressed their opinions one after another, pointing out the mountains and rivers and inspiring them. It is said that an official published a book called "Peace Sutra", which became famous all over the world and was widely read. It was quite expensive in Luoyang.
After I waited for the layman to be unwilling, I quickly opened Baidu and checked it. Let's talk about the content first, which is roughly as follows:
Shanghai Hongqiao Railway Station is very safe.
Hangzhou east railway station is safe ...
1 year and 2 years old ...
There are pictures on the internet, and they have always been ... 34 years old, 35 years old, 36 years old ... until they show 88 years old, it is estimated that the second page 100 years old.
And the railway station is safe: Shanghai Railway Station is safe and hangzhou east railway station is safe. ...
All organs are safe: eyes are safe, ears are safe, and mouth is safe. ...
And the airport is very safe, just like the railway station.
This is the case from beginning to end, the templates are the same, only the names of place names, institutions and all walks of life. In short, it is safe and sound! Everywhere is safe, everything is safe, and everyone is safe. Can you say that his writing is not good or right?
The reporter inquired about official website, a popular publishing house, and learned that The Sutra of Peace was published in February 20 19, with a book price of 299 yuan. It was officially put on the shelves in February 65438 this year. It is said that many online stores sell quickly.
In June this year, Jilin Recitation Art Association also invited more than ten well-known experts, scholars and poets to participate in the seminar "Helping Safe China, Safe Jilin Construction and Safe Classic Public Welfare Recitation". The momentum is huge and the public opinion is surging.
People's Publishing House thinks it can't afford to lose this man. On the afternoon of July 28th, the People's Publishing House came out to refute the rumor that The Sutra of Peace had never been published.
According to the statement of People's Publishing House, the publication of this book is suspected of using the name of a regular publishing house, which may be an illegal publication. This is a bit embarrassing, so what are the faces of all relevant departments and institutions involved in promoting this book?
The author of this book is a congratulatory letter from the executive deputy director of Jilin Provincial Public Security Department.
HowNet shows that as many as 13 articles have been published in various journals within one year. According to the official account of WeChat, Jilin Police College, 20 17, the congratulatory message was conceived to write "Peace" in 10,000 fonts, and declared "the best in Guinness World". On July 28th, 2020, an insider of Jilin Provincial Public Security Bureau revealed to Du Nan that the congratulatory message was "well written" and said that he had a good popularity and was good at handling various relations.
In the afternoon, the articles of Jilin Provincial Emergency Management Department and other units promoting Ping An Jing have been deleted. For the hot discussion on the Internet, the Jilin Provincial Public Security Department responded that "there will be a unified answer after a while".
According to the newspaper, the staff of Jilin Provincial Public Security Bureau told reporters on the 28th that the creation of Ping An Jing was the personal behavior of the above-mentioned cadres in their spare time.
There is a quick comment on the cloud: a Ping An Jing, a group of flatterers.
According to Nanfang Daily, "eye safety, ear safety, nose safety, tongue safety, body safety and heart safety ..."
"Birth peace, full moon peace, one hundred days peace, 1 year-old peace, 2-year-old peace, 3-year-old peace ..."
"Xi North Railway Station is safe, Shanghai Hongqiao Railway Station is safe ..."
The above words are from the serious book "Peace Sutra", and the author is a congratulatory message from the Deputy Secretary of the Party Committee and Executive Deputy Director of the Public Security Department of Jilin Province. However, the content is somewhat inappropriate-the whole sentence is done with "×××× peace", including the peace of space and time in the universe, the peace of the world and the peace of human civilization ... It is not surprising if readers don't know the truth and mistake it for "talk" and "online jokes". After all, this is far from people's understanding of "serious literature". As long as you have a little literary accomplishment and aesthetic ability, it is difficult to accept such a rough sentence; Even if you go with "goodness and purity", it is hard for you to classify it as a "classic".
However, it is such a "fantastic book" that has been warmly welcomed by many scholars and the media.
Scholars put it this way-"The classics handed down from generation to generation in the whole country are the first Ping An Sutra that only existed in past dynasties and contemporary times." "The content is rich and all-encompassing." "Officials read this book and understood their original mission. Scholars read this book and had an epiphany on the philosophy of peace. After reading this book, businesses will be safe. People read this book and enjoy peace in the world. "
This is what the organization does-China Jilin Net, Jilin Emergency Management and many other local official WeChat accounts in Jilin Province, such as WeChat official accounts, all endorse the Ping An Jing and solemnly recommend it to readers. Jilin Provincial Recitation Art Association also invited more than ten well-known experts and scholars to hold a seminar on public welfare recitation of Ping An Jing.
Frankly speaking, some personal hobbies of leading cadres are human nature, but hobbies are hobbies. We should have a minimum of self-knowledge, and we should not make up for them just because they are "arty", or even deliberately bring hobbies into the work circle. Facts have repeatedly proved that using power to "bring goods" for yourself is easy to get lost in "praise", which makes people laugh and give generously.
At the same time, the book became a joke and a stalk. Many people who eat melons say that they are ready to publish books at any time, such as Gospel, Gospel, Nerve and so on. Moreover, netizens are optimistic. It seems that they also have the talent to write books. It is not difficult to write books in the future.
Such works have been written, published by publishing houses, sought after and become hot spots. Are these people ashamed?
After reading such news, I really want to laugh and cry, sad and helpless, powerless, and my mind is blank. Can culture be so ruined? I'm afraid this cadre will get cold, and the publishing house and other relevant cultural departments also need to be rectified urgently.
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