Ten thousand hilarious jokes?

A magician has been working on a small cruise ship for a year or two.

For the past two years, he has had the same show every night, and the audience loves him.

However, because the audience changes frequently, there is no need for him to rush to learn new tricks.

However, over the past few years, after long-term observation, the parrot sitting in the back row finally saw the flaws in the magician's tricks and began to expose the magician's tricks in public.

For example, when the magician makes a bouquet of flowers disappear, the parrot will shout: "Behind him! Behind him!"

This This made the magician furious, but he was helpless. The parrot belonged to the captain, and he could not touch a single hair on it.

One day, the ship leaked water and sank.

The magician manages to swim to a floating plank on the water and grabs it.

The parrot is standing on the other end of the board.

The two of them stared at each other without saying a word. Just drifting on the water for three days.

On the morning of the fourth day, the parrot finally couldn't help but look at the magician and said: "Forget it, I surrender. Where did you change the boat?"

A farmer boasted to others about the size of his estate. He said: "If I drove around my estate, it would take a week."

One audience member said sympathetically: "Ah, yes, I have had a car like that. Car, that’s really annoying.”