The cold joke of the little white rabbit …

I have nothing to do recently. I like reading old articles in bloggers' blogs. Yesterday I turned to an old blog post written by Xixi: Tell a lame joke to a boy who likes me. That joke suddenly laughed at me:

A little white rabbit can't find the North Pole, so it walks and walks. When it meets a little gray rabbit, the little white rabbit says, Little gray rabbit, Little gray rabbit, where is the North Pole? Little grey rabbit said, Little white rabbit, let me have a good time, and I will tell you when I have a good time. After the white rabbit gave the little gray rabbit a good time, the little gray rabbit told her the direction of the North Pole. The little white rabbit keeps walking, but she can't find it. At this moment, she met a little black rabbit. The little white rabbit said to the little black rabbit: Little black rabbit, can you tell me where the North Pole is? Little black rabbit said: Little white rabbit, let me have a good time. I will tell you when I have a good time. After the little white rabbit gave the little black rabbit a good time, the little black rabbit told her the direction of the North Pole. The little white rabbit kept walking and finally reached the North Pole. In the North Pole, the little white rabbit gave birth to a little rabbit.

Excuse me, what color is this rabbit?

Isn't this the legendary yellow joke? I quickly memorized this joke and prepared to go home and tell it to my husband at night. Then when my husband asks me what color the rabbit born by that little white rabbit is, I can take the opportunity to Doby him. I can hold his chin and say, "Let me have fun, too!" I'll tell you when it gets cold! "Ha ha! It's funny to think that my antique might be dumbfounded by me!

In the evening, I finally put my classmate Yu to sleep. I am ready to tell my husband' dirty jokes' with great interest at once. I smiled with bedroom eyes: "Husband, let me tell you a joke!" " Yellow jokes! Very funny, listen! Once upon a time, there was a little white rabbit-"I just started here when I heard a roar:" Mom! "I turned my head and saw my son glaring at me:" Mom! You told my dad a joke and didn't tell me! " I blushed and stammered, "Baby, haven't you slept yet?" "My baby is very wronged:" I also want to hear jokes! " "I had to tell my son jokes.

I held my son in my arms and began to make up jokes: "Once upon a time, there was a mountain-""No! There is a little white rabbit! " My baby is angry again. I had to change my mouth: "Once upon a time, there was a little white rabbit. Well, what about this little white rabbit ... "Fortunately, I was smart enough to remember a cold joke I saw in Weibo the other day, which happened to be related to the little white rabbit, so I used it to fool my son.

There is a little white rabbit. He ran to a tailor's shop and asked the tailor, Do you have any carrots? The tailor replied, no! Then the little white rabbit left. The next day, the white rabbit came again. He asked the tailor again, Do you have any carrots? The tailor answered him again: no! The little white rabbit is gone again. On the third day, the little white rabbit came again. He asked the tailor again, "Do you have any carrots?" The tailor replied angrily, No! If you ask me if I have any carrots again, I'll cut off your tail with scissors! Then the fourth day, the little white rabbit came again! He asked the tailor, do you have scissors? The tailor replied, no! Then the little white rabbit asked, well, do you have any carrots?

After telling the joke, the baby smirked all over his face. I thought it was very funny, so I laughed together. Then, I explained to my son what a tailor is and what a tailor shop is, and my son fell asleep. I'm tired after playing for a long time, and I'm not in the mood to tell my husband that dirty joke. I was about to go to bed when my husband took my arm and asked me, wife, why didn't I understand that yellow joke you just said?