Joyful copywriting for posting on WeChat Moments

1. The boss who talks about money with you is a good person. Anyone who talks about ideals with you doesn’t want to give you money!

2. I am not your little raccoon, and I can’t play with you as much as you want.

3. If life deceives you, don’t worry, take out your beauty camera and deceive life.

4. If you chase a star and you can’t get him, why not chase me? I’ll get it in a few clicks.

5. You can ask me for a red envelope on Children’s Day and I will give it to you. However, if you don’t give it to me on Father’s Day in a few days, don’t blame Dad for falling out!

6. After all, women are still emotional and have no immunity to various small animals, such as Bugatti Veyron, Hummer, Jaguar, Land Rover, BMW, etc., and of course, Tmall.

7. You can’t wake up someone who doesn’t reply to your message, but a red envelope can.

8. Every time I see chewing gum spit out by others in the toilet, I get extremely angry. It obviously still tastes good after chewing it, so why did you spit it out?

9. "Call your parents tomorrow" "Is it okay if your parents are not here?" "You can but you must come" The next day I carried my 3-year-old uncle on my back and embarked on the road of no return.

10. I am a good-tempered person. What will happen if someone steps on my bottom line one day? Then I will lower the bottom line further.

11. I love mathematics so much. You only gave me the right to write my name!

12. My favorite month of the year is February because I only have 28 single days in this month.

13. "How does it feel to be with someone you don't like?" "I don't even want to give him half a spicy stick."

14. If you can’t find a partner for a long time, then you should reflect on whether your requirements for gender are too high.

15. The saddest thing you have ever heard, immediately What’s the phrase to turn around and go home? Our crystal is being attacked.

16. Now I can’t afford the AA system, so I invented an AAB system. It’s you AA, I’m going to be so shy.

17. For good-looking people, the life may be a biography, a novel, or an essay. And you can only be a joke.

18. Pretending to be city dwellers, now the whole world is called a village.

19. Do you want to get rich overnight and have enough food and clothing? Why not stay with me and let's think about it together. 2 It’s true that you don’t have a car or a house. But what does it matter? Don’t you have the WeChat number of a beautiful girl like me?

Twenty-one. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. You should get to know him slowly first. Soon, you will find that his friends are more handsome.

Twenty-two. I bought an exquisite small watch, but the time is still so boring.

23. What is the difference between you and a pig? The master replied: My mother is reluctant to kill me during the Chinese New Year!

24. A customer was dining in a restaurant. He called the restaurant owner and said: Why are there chicken feathers in these braised chicken nuggets? The boss said: This...this...this is our anti-counterfeiting mark!