A circle of friends refers to a sentence that curses and satirizes people (a collection of 30 sentences)

Making friends refers to the ironic sentence (the first one) 1. It's a plug inserted in someone else's hole, and a hole is inserted in the socket!

2. The adulterer Leng Mei is ashamed, but wearing a skirt is an ox.

3. fooling around well is called love; Well done, it is called marriage; Sexual apathy, doing well is called strict chastity; Impotence, if hidden well, is called waiting for death.

My mother always treats handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always look at me like this.

5. Your voices, like Shakespeare and Zorro, are Sandy and Zuo.

6. People say that I married you because flowers were inserted in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog shit.

7. Women are the most hypocritical animals in the world. They keep saying "money is not important", but the most important thing is that the man she is looking for must be rich!

8. When people can use each other, it is because they are not strong enough.

9. I really don't want to attack your barren and unsightly language with my endless colorful words.

10. What can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.

1 1. You are willing to be used as toilet paper by others, and people still think that your paper is soft and dirty, and it is hard to scratch your ass.

12. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

13. A mother who was born without a father was born to spoil our outlook on life and world!

14. I'd rather understand your desperate resistance under hooligans than bear your ignorance under men!

15. Besides teeth, there is love.

Making friends refers to the ironic sentence (Chapter 2) 17. Who are you making that face with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

18. You are not a VIP or even an IP. You're just a p.

19. Snoring is loud when sleeping, and underwear is often worn backwards.

20. Describe your life with your 2B pencil.

2 1. Don't think that eating some spinach makes you Popeye, and you dare to yell at me.

22. I want to be one of your teeth most, because at least you will hurt without me.

I love you, but I dare not say it. I'm afraid I'll die soon.

24. I thought you were just a middle number, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of two numbers.

25. If you only like icing on the cake, who will give you a gift in the snow?

26. It's all my fault that my son came out to steal things. I'm sorry for my poor education!

Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, I am stupid to quarrel with a pig.

28. Life always likes to throw me as a tug-of-war between angels and demons. To get back at them, I decided to make a straw rope, break it, and then they all rolled away.

29. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

30. Don't tell me when you break up: "Actually, you are fine". So you still dumped me?

Reply to sarcastic sentences in friends circle (30 sentences)

1. Every time I see you, I have an abnormal feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

2. The adulterer Leng Mei is ashamed, but wearing a skirt is an ox.

You think you are the sun, and everyone else will revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

When the sky is still blue and the clouds are still clear, you shouldn't cry, because my departure doesn't take away your world.

You can see why there is famine in Africa.

6. Arguing with MM about whether a whale is a fish, I finally said that "the Japanese also bring a message", and she agreed that a whale is not a fish.

7. Love is not the whole of life. When you get old, you know that's just a part of life. I am immersed in love every day, and even men and women trapped by love will despise him.

8. Wings are not necessarily angels, but also birds.

9. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.

10. Do you know how your farm died? When you were a child, your mother fed you dung, and you didn't even have to eat your own fields! It' s really' fat water does not flow outside'!

1 1. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !

12. I'd rather understand your desperate resistance under hooligans than bear your ignorance under men!

13. A rose lasts forever, and a rose lasts forever.

14. I don't know if I went to college or the college fucked me.

15. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

16. I really don't know what these stars in China think. If they don't have any works, they can go to major film festivals to rub the red carpet every day. Old ladies in their forties are milking their breasts. Is this beautiful? And a French kiss kneeling on the red carpet. You think that's your bedroom? Going abroad is a disgrace to China people.

17. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

Is anthomaniac guilty? Don't worry, even if I am guilty, I won't commit a crime against you. It's just disgusting

19. Who are you making faces with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

20. I want to be one of your teeth most, because at least you will hurt without me.

2 1. Children regard reward toys as partners, while adults regard partners as toys.

22. I have always believed that as long as one thing is raised at the hearing, it is basically solved-this is an issue that cannot be discussed.

23. Are those two light bulbs on your face? ! Don't plug in at night! Blind!

24. I took a photo of you on a whim and made a computer desktop, but I was infected with a computer virus!

25. Every woman who can do her best hangs a lady's sign.

26. Zhuge Liang didn't lead a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

27. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love.

28. If you look innocent, you are sorry for the people and the party.

29. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with my mouse, then select a Bird, hold down "ctrl-c" and keep "CTRL-V".

30. How did a man die? Seeing a beautiful woman-dying, getting it-a beautiful death.

Sentences about satirists are suitable for sending friends (a collection of 30 sentences)

Sentences about irony are suitable for sending friends. 1. A big woman can't live without electricity for a day, and a little woman can't live without money for a day!

Take medicine when you are sick. I don't know what medicine to take. Go to Qingshan Hospital and ask. There will be something for you.

3. clap your head to make a decision and clap your chest to make sure to leave.

4. A person's death is a tragedy.

I think you are a professional weaver, specializing in catching penguins.

6. Your skull is full of shit, so everything you think has no direction like a fly.

7. God will regret that he didn't give people a wagging tail, thus reducing the effect of many expressions.

8. When you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, because there is sunshine behind you.

9. The villain is shameless, valuing profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

10. When life viciously turned everything into black humor, I followed suit and turned myself into a hooligan with a higher education.

1 1. You didn't listen to what you said, you didn't do it after listening, you made mistakes after doing it, and you still refused to accept the mistakes. Then why should I say it? !

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

13. Don't wash it, but for the mud, this broken car would have fallen apart.

14. I'm not a fortune teller on Tianqiao, and I can't say what you like to hear.

15. Who are you making faces with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

The sentence about satire is suitable for sending friends circle 2 16. I thought you were just the middle number, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of two numbers.

17. All the projects were built under the banner of the people. It's all bean curd residue projects.

18. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

19. People invented clothes to hide their shame and took off their clothes because of fashion. -the relationship between politeness and clothing.

What can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.

2 1. Why do you cover your face with your ass?

22. It's all my fault that my son came out to steal things. I'm sorry for my poor education!

23. When there is a legend in the Jianghu, I am sorry for the audience.

24. Let your mother push you back and start a new life. Your forehead is squeezed into shit by the door. Your mother caught you when you were born.

25. I knew at a glance that you were born because your mother had been with aliens for too long.

26. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?

27. Flower world, flower heart, flower people deceive others; If you achieve your goal, you will change your mind and pity the daughter's heart in the world; Let men break their hearts, men are flowers;

28. In the past, a woman tried to change me. As a result, she only dismantled my parts and never put them on me again.

29. Do you have such a big face to cover the sun or something?

30. I don't know whether I went to college or the college fucked me.

Satirical short sentences in friends circle (30 highlights)

I finally know why the world is starving because of your appearance.

2. Is there another person in the world who will admit that he is afraid of himself? The word "unwilling" is the best excuse for "not daring".

Love is not the whole of life. When you get old, you know that's just a part of life. I am immersed in love every day, and even men and women trapped by love will despise him.

At this moment, I think a lot, but I also feel a lot. -

You chased me naked for two kilometers, and when I turned around, I regarded myself as a hooligan!

When the sky is still blue and the clouds are still clear, you shouldn't cry, because my departure doesn't take away your world.

7. Let your mother push you back and start a new life. Your forehead is squeezed into shit by the door. Your mother caught you when you were born.

8. I would rather understand your desperate resistance under hooligans than bear the fact that you are on cloud nine under men!

9. There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.

10. I always wander between A Niu and Niu C.

1 1. I really want to send you into a cage to swim the streets and try delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

12. On the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother says I can't walk.

13. Those who have wings are not necessarily angels, but also bird people.

14. I'm not a fortune teller on Tianqiao, and I can't say what you like to hear.

15. Look at your teeth. Are you and the dog the same ancestor?

Friends circle phrase 16. Your appearance is very refreshing.

17. Camels give birth to donkeys, a strange species. When you were young, you had to learn the Three Cardinal Principles and the Five Permanent Principles, and behave yourself according to the rules.

18. I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid that no one will love you as much as I do after I die.

19. Humus that has been deposited for thousands of years is a primitive species that scientists dare not study.

20. I've never seen you say no like this, and you still say it like this.

2 1. People like you can only live two episodes in one drama.

22. The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

23. You are the biggest pencil-box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

24. Before the duel, you have the momentum to let the other side drop half a square.

25. People invented clothes to hide their shame, and then took off their clothes because of fashion. -the relationship between politeness and clothing.

26. Your voices, such as Shakespeare and Zorro, are Sandy and Zuo.

27. I will eat whatever you want. That's disgusting!

28. Children treat their toys as partners, while adults treat their partners as toys.

29. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

30. Is anthomaniac guilty? Don't worry, even if I am guilty, I won't commit a crime against you. It's just disgusting