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From "Pan Shu" to "Pan Zi", how did Pan Changjiang become the laughing stock of the whole network?

Everyone says that the entertainment circle is becoming more and more impetuous, the stars are getting bigger and bigger, and there is no real material at all. I especially miss the former entertainment circle.

Any star who is old and has achieved something will be called an old opera bone or an old artist.

Old opera bones, old artists, are originally sitting on a high throne, stepping on active stars and passing through the filter of the times.

But with the old play bone one after another SAO operation, the outside world discovered:

Old artists stop here.

Pan Changjiang is one of them.

A few years ago, he was almost praised to the sky, and he was called a comedy representative god. Netizens who were increasingly disappointed with the Spring Festival Gala longed for him to return to the stage, and his fame reached its peak for a time.

But now anyone who mentions him doesn't make fun of "Pan Zi", making fun of him is more than respecting him, and those comedy sketches that were deified in those years don't seem to count.

How did our "Uncle Pan" become "Pan Zi" and how did a generation of comedy gods become a laughing stock? Today, let's talk about the history of Pan Changjiang's fall from the altar.

0 1

Pan Changjiang suffered a lot when he was a child. At the age of six, he suffered from diabetes insipidus.

I started love the water at a young age, but I felt uncomfortable if I didn't drink for a while, and even excreted while drinking water.

This problem is a bit big. His parents sent him to the hospital at once. After a detailed diagnosis, the doctor learned that he had such a disease, and it was very likely that he would not live beyond the age of 25.

Fortunately, the kindness of an old Chinese doctor saved his life, but it also brought lifelong sequelae.

His head always stays at the height of 1.59 meters and never grows tall.

The handsome little handsome boy became a short man.

But this is also his chance to become a comedian.

Pan Changjiang's parents are both opera actors, and he has been looking forward to standing in the center of the stage since he was a child.

My mother 1976 resigned voluntarily and gave her job to Pan Changjiang. However, due to the height limitation, Pan Changjiang can only play the clown, which makes him disheartened and wants to give up several times.

But his father doesn't think so. He thinks Pan Changjiang is very suitable for clowns and should shine brilliantly on this road.

Sure enough, a few years later, he became the most powerful clown in the Pingju Opera Troupe and was loved and sought after by countless opera fans.

Unfortunately, with the development of the times, people no longer look at clowns, but fall in love with Errenzhuan. Pan Changjiang went with the flow and became a duet.

At that time, Pan Changjiang lived a full life, while developing his own career, chasing his beloved girl and having a new family.

198 1 year, the couple gave birth to a daughter, and they loved Pan Yang very much, which was the main reason why Pan Changjiang failed to keep her promise.

02

Pan Changjiang has been working hard to stop being disheartened because he can only be a clown. Instead, he fell in love with the comedy industry, boarded the Spring Festival Evening with excellent sketches, became the nail house of the Spring Festival Evening, and left countless amazing works on this stage.

After becoming famous, Pan Changjiang began to contact the film and television drama industry, and 1999 won the Hundred Flowers Award for best actor.

After that, he participated in many TV series. In 2003, he made the anti-Japanese film Hands Up, and Pan Changjiang contributed excellent acting skills and jokes.

Over the years, what most viewers recall is still the funny expression of Pan Changjiang holding hands.

At that time, Pan Changjiang was not only a sketch, but also a top movie star.

Although his hair is funny, his speech is silly and embarrassing, he is a well-deserved star in the comedy world.

It can be seen that Pan Shugan and his party are in love and excellent.

Now I am trapped in the live broadcast industry, probably because of my dedication.

03

Pan Changjiang's choice to be ugly is not a choice, but a fate. Because of the height limit, he has no other choice.

In the series of sketches and film and television dramas, he won applause with his weak appearance and lived up to the mission of a clown.

This is also the biggest reason why he won the respect of the audience.

But times are developing, and Pan Changjiang's style has been unable to win applause.

You must be unique and do something that others can't do in order to stand out in Wuyang's internet.

But who is Pan Changjiang? In those days, he was a big shot in the comedy world. Naturally, he can try his best to give himself a complete topic.

He drinks water!

He can drink several bottles of water in one breath because of diabetes insipidus.

Pan Changjiang has performed his stunts on many occasions.

What is there to see in this useless stunt?

Don't really say that someone likes it. This brought a lot of applause to Pan Changjiang, and at the same time it was ridiculed by many people. They think he is in danger of losing his virginity, and Jiang Lang can only use this vulgar means in exchange for exposure.

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In fact, Pan Changjiang started all kinds of moths to the fire several years ago, but everyone still respected him at that time, and the childhood filter of the "old artist" was still there.

But how come today, the filter broke into pieces.

Break the Pan Zi of Pan Shucheng.

Because times have changed, Pan Changjiang used to make the audience laugh.

Now when I turn on the internet, there will be a thousand or ten thousand uglier horns than him, which can make netizens laugh louder.

Pan Changjiang can drink four or five bottles of water in one breath, while other online celebrities can drink a can of Chili water in one breath.

If you want to have fun, who will you meet?

This is the impact of the Internet, breaking Pan Changjiang's unique skills.

Pan Changjiang, who has been pretending to be ugly for a living, has lost his own way of living.

Even if you are not old, you are still pretending to be ugly, but how to adapt to the rapid changes in the Internet?

Two years ago, Pan Changjiang was attacked and abused by countless fans because he didn't know Kun.

At that time, netizens still liked Pan Changjiang very much, helped him say a lot of good words, and made Kun suffer a lot of ridicule.

But in just two years, Pan Changjiang failed and became Pan Zi.

Because he entered the live broadcast industry.

At first, Pan Changjiang entered the live broadcast industry, but it was just playing with tickets, and there was no real black spot. After all, it's nothing ridiculous for an old artist to chat with his fans.

But after Panga turned around, it completely collapsed.

05

When it comes to Panga's turn, we must say another hero, Brother Gazi.

Originally named Xie Mengwei, Gaziger was famous for his role in Private Zhang Ga when he was a child. Unfortunately, the subsequent development was not good, and there was no splash.

After that, Xie Mengwei entered the live broadcast industry, and made many jokes in order to gain attention. He exchanges spray with people in the live broadcast room every day, which is extremely ugly.

After fame went up, Xie Mengwei was exposed to selling fake wine, and there was really no bottom line.

In an accidental fate, Pan Changjiang became attached to Mai and met a great elder. It can be said that crying like a pear flower with rain, crying that he was cheated, led to today's situation, and even brought trouble to the audience.

Pan Changjiang also put on the airs of his predecessors and told him earnestly that there are many routines on the Internet that are beyond the grasp of young people like Xie Mengwei.

Pan Changjiang's words are true. Now the network is very complicated, and everything is routine. It can be seen that Pan Changjiang is very clear about these cognition.

Xie Mengwei also listened to this suggestion and immediately said that he would never sell wine again, and his face was full of regrets.

However, the subsequent follow-up practice of the two people really surprised people.

Xie Mengwei's tears of regret seem to be eye drops. The next day, he immediately started selling wine as if nothing had happened. He really didn't hesitate at all.

As for Xie Mengwei's doyen Pan Changjiang?

More interesting.

He also began to sell wine like Xie Mengwei.

Xie Mengwei can't hold on to the depth of the live broadcast industry, but can Pan Changjiang hold on when he is old?

At that time, he earnestly advised Xie Mengwei to turn around, and it took him a long time to dissuade his competitors.

Pan Changjiang deserves to be the big stage of the Spring Festival Gala. His enthusiasm is higher than that of Xie Mengwei, and his words are more complete than that of Xie Mengwei. He kept urging fans to place orders, and sales continued to climb. Pan Shu's mouth never came down.

That day, the sales exceeded 10 million, and Pan Shu must get a bonus, which is much more than drinking a few bottles of water in one breath.

I didn't expect to hit my face so soon, and the aura of the old artist was immediately broken.

Xie Mengwei is also a tough bone. Someone asked him to persuade Pan Changjiang in the live broadcast, but he actually said that he could only mind his own business.

The identities of the two people suddenly reversed.

Pan Shu became Pan Zi.

This burst of reversal is really funny, and there is also the famous "Pan-Ga Friendship".

06

Of course, this is only the beginning of the collapse of Pan Changjiang's reputation.

After Pan Changjiang tasted the sweetness, he also did more ironic things.

He not only sells some so-called famous wines on the live broadcast platform, but also puts some tens of dollars of gold in the live broadcast room.

Look at the price. You can buy a pure gold bracelet for only forty dollars. Now the price of gold is three or four hundred. Who would believe it if there was no water?

Some netizens questioned the price of this gold, while others retorted loudly, and the boss listened to him.

It's beyond words, whether this bracelet is true or not, you have to buy it for me.

In order to promote products, Pan Changjiang dares to say anything and brag about anything.

In order to stutter in selling vegetables, that funny and exaggerated expression really makes people laugh.

It's even more wonderful than the sketch in the Spring Festival Evening. It is estimated that the brothers and sisters of Via Li Jiaqi in the live broadcast industry will also candidly admit defeat after listening to it.

Of course, the live broadcast can't just sell goods, and the audience will always have visual fatigue.

In order to maintain his enthusiasm and topic, Pan Changjiang started his own way of dressing up.

When the merchandise was not broadcast live, he began to dance like a gorilla, just as he stood on the stage, even more ridiculous than that.

I recognized Simba, a very popular anchor, as my adopted son, and boasted wildly in the live broadcast room that the other party was one of the most popular anchors.

But what kind of person is Simba?

Friends who pay a little attention to the live broadcast of goods should know that online celebrities love hype. When they brought goods in the live broadcast room, they sold almost the bird's nest in sugar water, and finally they were sentenced to refund more than 60 million consumers.

According to this incident, we can see who Simba is.

However, it's really surprising that Pan Changjiang got entangled with Simba in order to bring the goods.

Is this what birds of a feather flock together?

Simba does not hesitate to sell fake bird's nest to make money, while Pan Changjiang sells dozens of gold bracelets to make money.

Of course, it's not just Simba who has contacts with Pan Changjiang. There is also a woman named Zhang Xiyuan, an online celebrity, who has a close friendship with Pan Changjiang.

Why do you say that?

Because in Pan Changjiang and Zhang Xiyuan, even wheat, in order to make Zhang Xiyuan fall at the feet of pomegranate skirt.

Pan Changjiang chanting one hundred and sixty thousand while kowtowing, seems to be a female anchor to break through this difficulty.

The female anchor laughed wildly and said that she had not risen so much since she started broadcasting.

Pan Changjiang's operation made people shine at the moment.

It's said that Uncle Pan, if you want to help the female anchor, you can do it in another way. Isn't it better to play a sketch and be smart than to bow to the audience?

This kneeling can be described as kneeling off all the filters in Pan Changjiang.

Completely became a "Pan Zi".

07

Pan Changjiang's reputation plummeted. What is he doing?

In fact, you can't blame him entirely, you can only blame the capital for "paying too much".

This is Pan Changjiang's monthly cargo volume, almost 100 million.

Several times in Pan Changjiang, a single live broadcast was over 10 million.

According to the insider's guess, the dividend that Pan Changjiang can get is enough to buy a good apartment in Beijing.

Tut tut tut.

A live broadcast lasts only a few hours, and you can earn millions or even tens of millions just by selling silly brushes.

This is more money than Pan Changjiang made during his popularity.

At that time, a sketch had to be rehearsed for months to get applause from the audience, and it didn't earn that much money.

A string of countless zeros has turned Pan Changjiang, which was once ugly and brought joy to everyone, into Pan Zi today.

For outsiders, Pan Changjiang is not ignorant. He knows very well that he has fallen from the altar.

Does he care?

He doesn't care at all, even playing in the daughter's comment area.

Make fun of her daughter's name "Yoko", learn the tone of netizens calling Xie Mengwei, and let Pan Yang persuade her father.

This sentence can be described as playing the stalk of "The Turn of Pan Ga" to the extreme.

Visible Pan Changjiang doesn't care about his reputation in the mud. What he cares about is the heat, the amount of goods carried in the live broadcast room and the balance on the bank card.

Times have changed a long time ago, and Pan Changjiang knows that you can't make money with old ones, let alone make money comfortably.

In the past, he often played a clown to send laughter to the audience, and was awarded the title of old artist, which won the respect and applause of netizens.

Today, he still broke his throne by playing the clown, but he made a lot of money and brought jokes to the audience.

Do you think he is wrong?

Actually not. Who doesn't want to make more money?

It's just that netizens are too disappointed.

Disappointed with the comedy god once sought after, it has also become a vulgar "network celebrity."