What are the 20 super funny jokes?

0 1 1, Friar Sand joined the Buddhist scriptures brigade, and the Tang Priest told him: You must listen to your brother. ? I see. ? Soon, the Monkey King said to Friar Sand. Brother Sha, didn't you hear me call you Brother Sha? Friar Sand killed Bai.

2. Two women, one beautiful and one ugly, went out late at night and met gangsters on the way. The gangsters let the ugly ones go and raped the beautiful ones. Q: Is it the pain of a beautiful woman or the pain of an ugly woman?

Kaifeng organized a barbecue. Zhan Zhao: I'll handle the meat. Gongsun Ce: I want a barbecue. Dynasty: I want to dip it. Bao Zheng asked cheerfully: What does this house include? Gongsun Ce way:? Black charcoal, of course. ?

4. My husband went to Shanghai on business and sent a short message to his wife before boarding the plane: I boarded the plane. Second-rate daughter-in-law answers: Long live my emperor, long live my emperor.

5, drinking yogurt often breaks the straw and can't poke it? Here's a trick: calmly take out the straw, and it's best to play with it in your hand for a while. Don't look at yogurt with your eyes, pretend as if nothing has happened, and then poke it while it is not paying attention!

6. After the school holiday, Bao Zheng closed the case. When the Tang Priest returned to the Tang Dynasty, the new one became smaller. The queen was put in limbo and the swallow got married. It's over. What do you want us to do this summer vacation?

7. After breaking up, I don't expect anything. I just hope that a woman in your future is not as good as one.

8. A boy from a poor family came back from school and asked his father what it was. Dream? What is this? Reality? . Dad thought for a moment and said, Son, you know the rich man in our village. He has a crush on your mother and your sister. He said that as long as they slept with him, he would give them one million each. In other words, we may become millionaires tomorrow? This is a dream, but what is the reality? The truth is that we live with two bitches.

9. One of my female colleagues is really an acting school: several colleagues got together one day and took them to a restaurant where my wife and I often eat. The boss greeted me and naturally asked, didn't my wife bring it today? I was about to answer when my female colleague slapped the table and shouted, I'm his wife! Ask the boss hysterically, who is the woman you are talking about? Grab my collar and growl like Qiong Yao's drama. who is it? Who the hell is it! ! The boss silently withdrew from the private room, and the female colleague proudly said that she was waiting for a discount. When checking out, the boss said, brother, this meal is my treat today. Please explain to your wife.

10, I just saw a lovely father and daughter in the park. My father is about fifty years old and my daughter is about twenty years old. The daughter is very clever. She peeled a tea egg for her father and said something to make him laugh. What a warm picture. This is the real family life, but? Then why did they start French kissing?

1 1. The tiger king and the lion king were drinking in the bar and then crying. Then the fox waiter came over and asked, Why are the two big brothers so sad? The lion king patted the fox and pointed to the tiger king, saying that there is a tigress in his house and a Hedong lion in my house. Brother, how did you spend your life? Hearing this, the fox immediately said with tears and grievances. Two big brothers, my fox is not worried! ?

12, Beijing: Dad, I got 530, which is 53 points higher than a score line! ? My son is really promising. He will travel to Shanghai! ? Shandong: Dad, I'm 530, 20 minutes behind the second line? What a loser! Stop fooling around and go to work in Shanghai! ? Shanghai:? Dad, I am 330. Send me abroad to study business administration and come back to help me. How many migrant workers have been recruited from Shandong this year? .

13, I really hope that one day when I was walking on the road, I met a real estate developer who fell down and then I helped him up. He smiled and gave me a real estate license and left. I shouted, boss, your room book! Then the boss turned his head and smiled and said to me. No, your room book?

14、? Wukong, listen to me. Jason Wu has been acting strangely recently. I talked to him a few more words, and he walked away without saying a word, and then lay in the little white dragon's trough. ? Brother Sha is not good at words. He should be expressing his dissatisfaction with you with his actions. ? What do you mean by lying in the trough? ?

15, girls wearing skirts and pants are all bad. The skirt is sexy because it may run out. We looked at short skirts, fell madly in love, and a gust of wind filled our brains. What is a petticoat? It takes advantage of the short skirt, but it refuses to pay a little bit of possibility, just like holding a lottery contest that has already taken out the first lottery ticket. It is a fool. People who wear culottes should not be intimate, because they have quality problems.

16. Last night, I dreamed that a fairy came to me and asked me what my dream was. I replied: I hope that mankind will live in peace forever, and there will be no more deception and dishonesty between people. The fairy replied: no problem, I will let you continue dreaming.

17、? Doctor, I feel a lot of pressure sometimes. ? When do you usually cook? ? Oh, what's your name? ? Pressure cooker?

18.？ Queen! Did you ask Sister Rong to harm Little Swallow and Ho? Advice when least heeded! Don't you trust male and female servants? The emperor shook his sleeve and said, Mammy, answer? The queen charming way:? Your Majesty, what?

19, the little dandelion cried and asked her father:? Dad, dad, why should I fall in love with the same sex? Dad patted the little dandelion on the shoulder and said with tears: Because there is no Mu Ying in the world! 20, a person spent 1 10,000 and bought a famous calligraphy and painting for the leader. The leader saw it and said, is it fake? The man said, how can it be fake? The leader said: this kind of painting is sold in the market for 100 yuan. The painter is in a hurry. The leader went on to say: Although this painting is fake, I like it very much. I'm telling you, I can't ask for it for nothing. I'll give you 100 yuan, which is for me! Later, the messenger did what he asked, and the leader said frankly: I never accept benefits.