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On the wedding night, my husband calculated that he was doing it for my sister.

I was calculated by my husband on my wedding night, so it turned out that he was doing it for my sister.

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luxury wedding suite of five-star hotel.

Song Wen woke up with a terrible headache. She groaned and slowly recalled the scene before going to bed.

Today is her wedding day with Chu Junxuan. The grand wedding of the rich and powerful completely fulfilled her dream, but after she drank a glass of water from Chu Junxuan, it seems that she lost her memory.

just thinking about it, I suddenly heard a quarrel outside. Song Nuan got up at once, stood behind the small door and looked out, only to find that the object of the quarrel was actually her husband and her goddess sister?

regardless of her image, her gentle husband clung to her sister, Song Yu, hysterically: "Song Yu, my heart is yours. Do you know what my life is! I can't stand it, I want to be with you! "

Song Yu's impeccable appearance was expressionless. She replied faintly in Emei: "Xuan, come on, where's my sister? We shouldn't be entangled here. "

"Song Nuan?" ChuJunXuan smile some malicious, "she's asleep, I gave her sleeping pills, estimates that will wake up tomorrow morning. Song Yu, no one is bothering us. You see, this Kingsize bed and rose petals flown in from France are all prepared for you. Song Yu, I love you and just want to marry you, you know. " Then, he gently and piteously affixed Song Yu's lips.

Song Yu's white arm paused in the air, grabbed Chu Junxuan and hung together. May be a rare stimulus, let them have no scruples about each other, crazy move to hide in the doorway Song Nuan pale little face tightly bit his lip control not to make a sound.

With a sad smile, her originally happy wedding became a satire at this time. The nightgown customized by famous artists and the perfume carefully prepared by herself for the wedding night all became jokes!

The newly married husband's emotional appearance has no trace of perfunctory response to Song Wen. It turned out that they had been in love for a year, and no intimate action came from this.

The vibration of the mobile phone reminded Song Nuan. Holding back the tears in her eyes, she picked up the mobile phone and recorded the scene.

They had already met each other with sincerity, but Song Yu suddenly pushed Chu Junxuan away. He growled, "Song Yu ... why don't you always give yourself to me?"

Song Yu's blushing passion was even more charming. She lowered her head and bit her lower lip as if to restrain something, but she didn't respond and slowly dressed.

"Every time at this time, stop, Song Yu, what do you want me to do!" Chujunxuan blushed and roared: "Because of Song Nuan? Say yes, she is a shield, a chess piece, not a wife! Feed her sleeping pills every night, and we can go out to live. " After that, he excitedly held Song Yu's shoulder.

Song Nuan couldn't stand it any longer and flung open the door.

Song Yu screamed, and Chu Junxuan froze, pointing to Song Nuan, with a damn expression: "You ... you ... are there any problems with the medicine?"

Song Nuan took the bag and threw it at Chu Junxuan: "Bastard, you don't deserve to talk to me!"

"You are crazy, Song Nuan!" Chu Junxuan was caught off guard.

Song Yu quickly grabbed Song Nuan: "Little sister ..."

"Bang!" Song Nuan turned around and gave Song Yu a slap.

She straightened up and said coldly, "Since you love each other, I wish you bastard mung beans to kill the people!"

in early spring, it was slightly cool.

Song Nuan ran out of the hotel trembling and headed for the seaside, tears pattering.

Soong Yu is excellent. People she likes in Song Nuan from childhood are friendly to her because she is Soong Yu's sister, who has been used and laughed at, but in private, she also admires her sister, the goddess in everyone's mind. Unexpectedly, God played a big joke!

getting married is also touching her light, and what they gave her!

Song Nuan collapsed and squatted on the bank crying, but a wretched voice came from behind: "Miss, do you need me to comfort you?"

"Go away, you don't need it. Go away." Song Nuan frown vent like loudly.

The drunk posted it, full of stinking alcohol: "What's bothering you, Miss? Tell your brother, and he will help you out." The hand climbed dishonestly on her smooth arm.

Song Nuan stepped back: "Let go, I'm going to call someone."

"so partial, where will someone? Just come with me and pretend to be dressed like this. "

Song Nuan was frightened and asked for help: "Help, help-!" She struggled hard, but the man covered her mouth and dragged her to the shore.

at night, a yacht approached the dock. The man standing on the deck saw the situation on the shore and said faintly, "Lao Zhang, go and have a look."

"yes, sir."

in a short time, Lao Zhang brought back a pale woman who was in shock.

This woman is Song Nuan. When she was desperate, she almost fainted when she heard the banging sound. The drunkard fell to the ground. Lao Zhang explained a few words and took her back to the dock.

Song Nuan bowed his head to thank the man, and looked up a little stupidly.

This man's eyes are as black as ink, and he has an unfathomable temperament, but his beauty is breathtaking. He looks about thirty years old, tall and straight, and his whole figure completely covers Song Nuan.

As a perfumer, she instinctively smelled his perfume, which is personal tailor, but it is not for sale in the market. Naturally, he is worth a lot.

He glanced at Song Nuan and said coldly, "Let's go and take you home."

Song Nuan shook her head and recalled the situation in the new house. On the wedding night, her husband and sister rolled together, but she was almost insulted by hooligans and lost her innocence. These emotions were mixed together, which made her unable to resist.

said to him with a face of refusal, "Uncle, I can't repay you for saving my life. I'll give myself to you?"

When the words came out, Song Nuan wished he couldn't bite off his tongue. How could he be so excited that he was shameless that he openly made an appointment with a man he had never met?

being a virgin after marriage is better to give it to others than to make them laugh.

When the man approached, Song Wen couldn't help but retreat, but he caught him in his arms and responded to her in a low voice: "Good."

When Lao Zhang was driving, a sound barrier was raised in the middle. The man's hand never left Song Nuan's waist. Song Nuan-hong said timidly, "Hey ... loosen it."

"My name is not Hello, I'm Adolph." Soon he asked again, "You smell very special. What is it?"

Adolph? Is that a German name? Seems to have heard of, Song Nuan twist eyebrow to.

"This is my perfume, the heart of love." Song Nuan's favorite work, although she didn't use it. She took a small bottle and hid it on her wrist. She tore off the small bottle on the bracelet and waved it like a car.

The fragrance spread slowly, and Chu Yi's body froze and his throat rolled.

"really? It smells good. " ChuYi chuckle, sexy voice, and aggressive, let Song Nuan couldn't help but swallow water.

Chu Yi has a long-term room in the top resort hotel, and the manager personally took them to the top floor. Song Nuan hung his head shyly and buried himself in Chu Yi's arms until he reached the room.

Song Nuan felt a heavy body, and ChuYi hugged her. The strong masculine breath made Song Nuan's breathing unstable and his eyelashes quivered.

Her chin was lifted, and the wet kiss fell without warning.

They kissed fiercely and rolled all the way to the bed. When the pain hit, Song Nuan shed tears in her eyes. She knew that her perfume was for her wedding night, but it was used here.

After a night of touching, Song Nuan felt like she was in a wave, tossing and turning, until finally she couldn't help begging for mercy and Chu Yi wouldn't let her go.

the clouds and rain have just stopped, and it's already dawn.

when Song Nuan moved slightly, she noticed an arm across her waist. The warm touch made her recall the scene last night.

Song Nuan doesn't regret it. Chu Yi is the best among men, and her mature temperament makes her feel at ease. Is it deja vu?

but she didn't think back. that's it. there is still a tough battle to fight today.

she doesn't miss things that don't belong to her!

for fear of waking him up embarrassed, she took her shoes in her hand, thought about it, took all the cash out of her handbag and put it on the bedside table, leaving only one hundred yuan for a taxi.

After the door was closed, the man pretending to sleep opened his eyes, and when he saw a pile of money on the bedside, his perfectly shaped lips hooked up, which seemed to be very pleasant.

Give an order to Lao Zhang to secretly escort this woman back and check her information.

The fragrance of her body is exactly what he remembers, and only she can cure his illness. He wants to find out what she has experienced over the years.

If anyone dares to bully her ... The man's eyes are dark and bloodthirsty.

Song Nuan rubbed her sore waist and limped out step by step. Although it is tacky to thank her with money, she has no other way to thank her, and she will never see you again anyway.

In the lobby of the hotel, Song Nuan saw a waiter reading a newspaper at the front desk and saw her coming out. He immediately nodded at her respectfully and politely sent her out, but looked at her with a complicated look.

Song Nuan had a nervous feeling that something had happened.

instead of going back to the bridal suite, she took a taxi directly to Chu's house.

Song Nuan finally got on the bus, and before he could get a rest, he heard the host humanity on the radio: "Here's an entertainment message. Mumu received a press release this morning. Song Nuan, the heroine of yesterday's wedding ceremony, was photographed at the seaside with a strange man to check in at Huating Resort Hotel last night. It is suspected that she has a close relationship, but she hasn't received any reply yet ..."

The driver scolded: "All these rich people are like this. Little girl, the place you are going to is quite rich, and you are close to the Chu family. "

Song Nuan turned pale and was shaking all over. Who did it? !

She forced herself to calm down. In this place, the possibility of meeting a reporter is almost zero, so it was intentional. Was it Chu Junxuan?

no, it's not good for his reputation to expose this kind of news.

So, is it Song Yu?

As soon as she got off the bus, Song Nuan was surrounded by countless reporters. They poked Song Nuan in the face with microphones, hoping that they could not find out about her ancestors' eight generations. Song Nuan was furious, and they only slightly converged with a reprimand.

the bodyguards of the Chu family rushed over and kicked out all the reporters, which made it quiet.

Song Nuan stood in front of Chu's villa and stayed for a while. Since the reporter is here, Chu's family must know the news of her drunken wedding night.

but when she came back today, she didn't come to apologize for asking for forgiveness, but to divorce Chu junxuan.

I opened the door, and sure enough, I saw that Chu's family were all complete and seated, and they looked like they were asking questions about her, especially Jiang Wenyan. When she looked at her, she almost burst into flames.

Song Nuan sneered in his heart, straightened up and walked in step by step.

"You have the nerve to come back. Where did you go last night? !” At the sight of Song Nuan, Chu Junxuan's mother, Jiang Wenyan, slapped the table heavily and shouted, "Going out to steal food, the Song family is really well-bred! Our Chu family is a prominent family, how dare you ruin your reputation like this! Since you are married, you are a member of the Chu family. Come and go to the family! "

"wait." Song Nuan is neither humble nor supercilious. "Before asking for the so-called family law, should I still have the right to appeal?"

"do you have something to say? Joke, do you want to say that you are right to cheat? " Jiang Wenyan sneered.

"Isn't that right?" Song Nuan CanRanYi, already clear eyes unusually moving, let ChuJunXuan unconsciously have a feeling of being attracted.

She took out her mobile phone from her bag: "I have a video in it. I believe my mother-in-law will know who is right and who is wrong after watching it."

The effect will be better if it is broadcast in public, but her sister Song Yu will inevitably have a bad reputation. When she thinks of her eccentric parents and her last name is Song, she has to settle for the second best.

Chu Jian' an, who had been silent, stood up and said, "Wen Yan, Jun Xuan and Song Nuan, come with me to the study."

Chu Junxuan looks a little pale and frequently looks at Song Nuan's mobile phone.

Song Nuan is like a statue.

When he got to the study, Chu Jian 'an just sat down when the phone rang and waved his hand and went out to answer it.

Jiang Wenyan said, "If you have any evidence, take it out."

Song Nuan found the video and turned it on ...

Chu Junxuan suddenly stood up when he saw the picture, and suddenly rushed over to grab the mobile phone. Song Nuan was ready and immediately dodged sideways.

"You bitch, you made a video!" Chujunxuan gas face is red, irritable staring at Song Nuan, as if to eat her alive.

"Who is a bitch? Please watch your mouth." Song warm way, "if you are not having an affair with my sister, how can I quit. Mother-in-law, this is why I left. Last night, I was rescued because I was in danger. "

"You give me your mobile phone!" Chu Junxuan pounced on it again, slapped it and slammed the phone to the ground, sliding to Jiang Wenyan's feet.