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Hangong Jiao Yan
I wore a red shirt and traveled all over the Han Palace, injecting infinite agility and liveliness into this empire. However, when the regime changed, I was hiding in the Golden House, and I was also dismissed by Nagato. ...
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( 1)
That year, I wore a red brocade robe, straightened my back, held my head high, walked up the stairs leisurely, and looked at Cher around me, which made me happy. Along the way, every step of joy and happiness seems to have stepped on my heart.
I thought I could finally stand on the high platform side by side with my son. From then on, I can look down at this big fellow hand in hand and be a fairy couple.
It's a pity that I forgot that the most ruthless royal family ...
(2)
We used to love each other.
In those days, Cher was always by my side, just me. He will thrush for me, coax me to feed more, and hand-painted jewelry must be carved by skilled craftsmen to send me. ...
I thought we would always be so happy, but under this prosperity, there are things I don't know.
Later, later, I realized that maybe Cheryl was good to me. But this friendship is fragile compared with the supreme imperial power. He is very kind to me. From beginning to end, it is a scene of "taking the right way and inexhaustible".
And in this play, only I, when true, touched my heart.
Therefore, these sweet days have become my demons.
(3)
At that time, I didn't understand why I devoted myself wholeheartedly to him, but I couldn't compete with the greed of a mere singer.
Me, my grandmother Dou Taizhu, and our Chen family all worked hard to ensure his smooth succession.
Even when I became his queen, I always worked for him. Even in front of my great mother, the Queen Mother who loved me deeply, I still did not forget to plan for him.
But what did I get?
He married Wei Zifu into the palace, gave her the status of wife, and gave her a man and three women, all of which sounded the death knell for me.
I used to hate her, biting my heart and bone, devouring me day and night.
Later I learned that he was the executioner.
(4)
He told the world that "the queen is out of order, and she is puzzled by Wu Zhu", and he abolished me and gave the position of queen to Mrs. Wei, who gave birth to a man without joy and a woman without anger.
I gradually understand that arsenic is my honey.
I thought we were childhood friends, but I forgot that this was originally a calculation.
(5)
At that time, I always wore my favorite red dress, but I was always in the autumn of Han Palace. I'm very proud. Although I was only a Lord Weng, I was more distinguished than all the princesses in the Han Palace at that time.
My mother is the empress dowager, my uncle is the emperor, and my uncle is Liang Wang. My mother Tao princess royal is my mother's only daughter, and I am my mother's only palm bead.
Let alone the beauty in my uncle's harem, even the prince and princess are scrambling to please me.
(6)
My mother followed my eldest mother all the way from Daiwangfu to Changle Palace. I don't know how bitter it was. My mother looked at the flowers in the Han Palace and thought that the best destination for women in this world is Changle Weiyang.
She is already princess royal, and only the most distinguished position in the world is worthy of her palm.
So, she proposed to her uncle's favorite, and asked Rong's brother to marry me as a crown princess.
However, because so many beautiful women in the Han Palace are from princess royal, an artist in Guanzi, Li Ji flatly rejected her mother.
Proud grandma was wronged when she was young. Since she has been blessed by her mother and uncle, who dares to embarrass her? Let alone crush her palm beads into dust together?
(7)
Mrs. Wang, with the king of Jiaodong, appeared just in time.
King Jiaodong turned down a line of beautiful women and looked at me. In front of his eldest mother, grandmother and Mrs. Wang, he knocked on the floor and whispered that if you get Gillian as a wife, you must store it in a golden house.
In the flattery of Mrs. Wang, my mother forgot that King Jiaodong was my uncle's son and naturally inherited my uncle's temper.
Later, with the joint efforts of the Queen Mother and Mrs. Wang, it fell out of favor with dazzling brilliance, and the jade-like appearance was also abolished.
(8)
Later, Mrs. Wang became the queen of the king and Wang Yigui of Jiaodong became the prince.
Mrs. Wang, who has become a queen, still clings to her mother everywhere, and Wang Jiaodong, who has become a prince, still has deep affection for me.
At this point, my mother and I completely fell.
He and his mother personally fed my grandmother and me and took arsenic that looked like honey.
(9)
Finally, under the mother's mediation, Prince Che ascended the throne before my uncle's spirit, and the Queen Mother was promoted to the Queen Mother, and her mother naturally became the Queen Mother.
But the heart is not enough.
When I became an emperor, I wanted to "get drunk on a beautiful woman's lap and wake up to control the world." When you become a queen, you naturally want to be a real "mother instrument in the world."
But how can there be so many logical things in this world?
It's just that someone is carrying your weight behind your back.
( 10)
When he finally monopolized the power, I thought we could finally live our own little life. To this end, we even set rules in front of the queen mother, and we are small and low.
But what did I get?
Princess Pingyang and I became another pair of Li Ji and A Mu.
I was deposed, and since then, I have retired to Nagato. This palace, which my grandmother gave him, became my home.
How ironic!
( 1 1)
Mother was unwilling, and repeated everything she had paid for him over and over again in front of him.
Unfortunately, grandma doesn't understand. Where did he forget it? He obviously wants everyone to forget.
I understand, my mother, she just suffered a lot when she was a child, and now she wants her power to continue after her mother and uncle left.
( 12)
But grandma doesn't know that trying to get the skin from a tiger is tantamount to quenching thirst by drinking poison.
The more my mother defended me in front of him, the more he wanted to forget me and the past when they had to bow their heads.
My mother really loves me, and she has been helping me since she came to Nagato, fearing that I will suffer.
My mother tried her best to beg the emperor to welcome me back to the palace.
( 13)
It is a pity that he is the emperor who "openly commits a strong man, although he will be punished far away."
And I also know from this study that he will not let the forces behind me become intertwined and threaten his queen, prince and general Wang after his failure in meritorious service.
As a result, "buying Fu" became a joke.
So, day after day, I listened to how much he loved Wei Ruyun and cherished the three princesses and his royal highness, but Nagato was always claustrophobic and couldn't come back.
During that time, like a flower in the mirror and a moon in the water, it became an inexhaustible thorn in my heart, and unavoidable nightmares tortured me day after day.
( 14)
On a cold night like water, I pushed away my attendants, sat alone in front of the mirror, put on the same red makeup as on the wedding day, put on a long-lost flame robe, and then stood upright in the blazing fire like that day.
In the firelight all over the sky, I seem to hear my mother's crying, and I also seem to see the emperor's panicked jade face.
Bye, Cher.
Goodbye, your majesty.
I wish I could say goodbye and never meet again.
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