Please give me the complete lines for the comic actor Li Yue Yunpeng’s cross talk (The Mysterious Man)!

Joyful Comedian Li Yue Yunpeng Crosstalk (Mysterious Man) Lines:

Yue Yunpeng: Look at my partner

Sun Yue: I did that

Yue Yunpeng: Just like a pig, he has a nickname called Bu Laji

Sun Yue: What is Bu Laji

Yue Yunpeng: The last name is silly

Yue Yunpeng: I said I was praising you, but actually I came to the stage to listen to cross talk

Sun Yue: I am a fan who has penetrated the inside, right?

Yue Yunpeng: Of course, You still have to buy a ticket. Not only do you not have to buy a ticket, you can also make money

Sun Yue: Nonsense

Yue Yunpeng: That school he went to, Beijing No. 2 Middle School for Mental Retardation, he and Yu Qian and Hou Zhen A school

Yue Yunpeng: Talking about a train

Sun Yue: That’s a precious car. I didn’t go to elementary school and looked down on you

Yue Yunpeng: I almost said it was a fight.

Yue Yunpeng: What are the two ghosts saying

Sun Yue: Explosion

Yue Yunpeng: What are the four circles saying

Sun Yue: Audi

Yue Yunpeng: What do you mean by the five circles?

Sun Yue: Olympic Games

Yue Yunpeng: In the middle of the school, there is such a small road, and four teachers are walking towards you. Teach Chinese, mathematics, nature, ideological and moral character

Sun Yue: Are these all university teachers? Why do I think you haven't even gone to high school?

Yue Yunpeng: An old professor came over. This professor was 75 years old and taught Nicholas how to be rich. The old professor was wearing a suit, suit trousers and flip-flops. This old professor looked at two hairs from the front and three hairs from the back. How many hairs does this old professor have?

Sun Yue: Let me reason, your question may not have worked before this old man came out. Right

Yue Yunpeng: Yes

Sun Yue: What's the use of talking so much nonsense? Why don't you just ask the old man how many hairs he has?

Yue Yunpeng: How many?

Sun Yue: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 5 in the back

Yue Yunpeng: None of them are wrong

Sun Yue: Impossible

Yue Yunpeng: Look at two hairs from the front, look at three from the back, and ask how many hairs this old professor of yours has pulled out

Suspense, thriller and horror question

Yue Yunpeng: My master Guo Degang last Tuesday Go to the hotel to meet someone

Sun Yue: Where is the time

Yue Yunpeng: 1:30 in the morning

Sun Yue: Male or female

Yue Yunpeng: It doesn’t matter

Sun Yue: It doesn’t matter

Yue Yunpeng: I dare not say

Yue Yunpeng: Woman, this woman lives on the twentieth floor. www.yulu13.com My master went down to the 18th floor and walked two flights of stairs. Why

Sun Yue: This star is afraid of being photographed

Yue Yunpeng: Because of the button on the 20th floor Too high

Yue Yunpeng: I went to that hotel last Wednesday at the same time and at the same place

Sun Yue: Has the person changed?

Yue Yunpeng: It doesn’t matter to him Go to the 18th floor

Sun Yue: This woman changed rooms

Yue Yunpeng: But Teacher Yu made it to the 19th floor and climbed down another floor

Sun Yue: Drink too much, drink every day

Yue Yunpeng: That’s wrong

Sun Yue: I don’t know how to count

Yue Yunpeng: That’s wrong because of the key on the 18th floor It was broken by my master.

Extended information:

Joyful Comedian Li Yue Yunpeng Crosstalk (The Mysterious Man) Cast:

1. Sun Yue

Sun Yue, born on October 13, 1979 in Xicheng District, Beijing, is a crosstalk actor.

Together with Yue Yunpeng, Zhu Yunfeng, and Yan Yunda (who has now withdrawn and returned the name Yun, using his real name Yan Zonghai), he is also known as the "Four Young Masters of Deyun".

In 1990, he joined the cross talk industry. In 1995, he became a disciple of Zhao Xiaolin, known as "Mian'er Zhao" in the cross talk circle.

Joined Beijing Deyun Club in January 2010, partnered with Yue Yunpeng and focused on singing.

In January 2014, he participated in CCTV's "I Want to Go to the Spring Festival Gala" and performed the crosstalk "On Rules".

On February 18, 2015, he appeared on the 2015 CCTV Spring Festival Gala for the first time, performing the cross talk "I Can't Stand It".

In February 2016, he participated in the finals of Dragon TV's "Happy Comedian Season 2" and won the championship with "Tonight We Talk Crosstalk".

In November 2016, he starred in the movie "Mr. Zombie".

Sun Yue is the grandson of the late Mr. Li Wenhua, a famous cross talk master. He is the only cross talk speaker among the descendants of the Li family.

Sun Yue also praised him.

On February 4, 2019, he appeared at the 2019 CCTV Spring Festival Gala for the second time, performing the cross talk "Wonderful Words".

2. Yue Yunpeng

Yue Yunpeng, born on April 15, 1985 in Puyang, Henan, is a cross talk, film and television actor in Mainland China.

In 2004, he joined the cross talk world and became a disciple of Guo Degang, specializing in cross talk, Taiping lyrics and bamboo board calligraphy.

In 2005, he performed on stage for the first time.

In 2012, he starred in the comedy movie "It's Just a Kidding" directed by Lu Weiguo.

In 2013, a cross talk show was held in Beijing.

In 2014, he participated in the sketch "I'm Disturbing You" at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala and won the third prize in the Spring Festival Gala.

Performed the crosstalk "I Can't Stand It" with Sun Yue at the 2015 CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

In the same year, he starred in the comedy film "Pancake Man" and the TV series "Sir, Who Are You", and his adaptation of "Song of the Five Rings" also became the promotional song for "Pancake Man".

In December 2015, he joined CCTV's outdoor reality show "The Great Challenge" and Zhejiang Satellite TV's reality show "Journey to the West".

In January 2016, he joined Dragon TV’s celebrity comedy competition reality show "Happy Comedian Season 2" and won the championship.

In April, he starred in the movie "Havoc in Tianzhu".

In May, he starred in the movie "Passing Through Your World".

In July, she starred in the movie "Crazy Girl".

In August, he starred in the movie "Happy Comedian".

In September, he joined the Zhejiang Satellite TV comedy competition variety show "Comedy Story".

In the same month, he starred in the movie "The Dangerous Journey to Treasure".

In December, he joined Jiangsu Satellite TV’s outdoor star challenge reality show “Our Challenge”.

In February 2017, he joined the Zhejiang Satellite TV food communication reality show "Familiar Taste Season 2".

In April, he starred in the movie "The Demon Bell", playing the role of Xu Tianyu.

In August, he starred in the movie "The Nineteenth Generation of Ancestors", playing the role of Bei Xiaobei.

In December, he starred in the movie "Mouse Gall Heroes" as Yan Dahai.

In April 2018, he joined Jiangsu Satellite TV's music singing reality show "Infinite Song Season".

In June, he joined the Chinese version of "SNL" and "Saturday Night Live".