What funny buzzwords are there now?

1, according to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome guy. If you don't sleep in class, you will get drunk on the wine table. 3. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that being handsome can be so single-minded! Since both prostitutes claim to be graduates of famous universities, I now generally claim to be illiterate. Get off the line at midnight on time, or the princess will turn back into Cinderella. 6, sit with a big milk name and enjoy the treatment of mistresses! 7, it's raining, don't forget to bring an umbrella, wet body is small, gonorrhea is troublesome! 8. I am an animal when I take off my clothes, and I am the devil wears Prada when I put on my clothes! Since I became a bubble, no one dared to step on my head. 10, your ugliness has nothing to do with your face ... 1 1, there are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money! Getting married on August 8, 2008 is a good idea. 13, looks really creative and lives really bravely! 14, the species of animals are decreasing, but the species of people are increasing? 15, you can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig! 16, as long as the sunrise appears before sunset, as long as it arrives before class. 17, people always make mistakes, otherwise the right road is crowded. 18, when the hardware can also be copied! 19, I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple ... 20. In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation. 2 1, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me? 22. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating. 23. I won't bend over if there is a pie in the sky, because I won't even lose money if there is a pie in the sky. 24. Buy me 10 cigarettes, why don't you go to a nightclub? 25. If I want to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If I want to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Both? You think I'm an alien! 26. It is better to sleep while watching TV in bed. 27. Give me a fulcrum, and I will put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me. 28. Women who have participated in beauty contests can't find good men, because good men are married, compared with me. 29. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign, give him two Chinese before resigning and kill him. 30. If pigs can fly, who will buy a plane? Ride a pig to heaven. 3 1, I can't find my tie again. Didn't you find a rag yesterday? 32, in Egypt, a man can marry four wives, how tired ah, or China. 33, you also let me kneel and rub the washboard, and I can't stand the electric heating! Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad. 35. I never felt a catty of white wine, because I died after drinking half a catty. Reading a newspaper in the toilet is equivalent to wiping your ass after defecation, which is a process, otherwise it is not called completion. 37. If the son is disobedient, he can fight properly, otherwise he will not show the majesty of Lao Tzu. This is the case in Taiwan Province Province. 38. For my mother's birthday, it's better to send two bundles of bones for cooking, at least for now. 39. Unless the country changes its monogamy, I won't meet netizens. 40. I will still look for you in my next life, because you are the stupidest except me. 4 1, don't blame the dog for looking like a steamed stuffed bun! 42. Occasionally, if you live in silence, you will feel cool, but if you live in silence, you will suffer ... 43. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun. 44. Men fantasize about me and I fantasize about heaven. 45. When I was dizzy, I finally understood what love was. 46. Grandpa comes from his grandson ... 47. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human brain, it is not a pig-it is Bajie! 48. God, did you share a room in summer and winter? Give birth to this damn weather! 49, Bugs and Patches Qi Fei, blue screen of death Color! 50. It's normal to eat the iron wire to wash the pot for breakfast, which just shows that our logistics comes in strict order of washing the pot first and then cooking ... 5 1. Women have countless QQ numbers just to flirt with a man, while men often use one QQ number to fill in all kinds of women ...-How many numbers do you have? 52. Don't hang yourself on a tree. Try to die several times in a few trees ...-If you die, you will die completely! 53, on impulse, the later crisis! 54. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird! 55. I argued with MM about whether whales are fish. Finally, I said, "The Japanese also bring a message", and she agreed that whales are not fish.