I am unhappy. Can someone tell me a joke?

Gentleman chasing girls can be described as repeated defeats and battles, but it is still repeated defeats and battles.

My friend joked, "When can you make her nod? Every time she shakes her head, hey-I can't stand it. "

"There are exceptions!" C gentleman a face of serious, "really! Every time I ask her if she is busy at the weekend, she always nods! "

Let's talk about the Tang Priest's master and apprentice's leisurely life after the eighty-one classics.

After living for 2 1 century, with advanced technology, Bajie went to South Korea for plastic surgery and became a handsome man.

On this day, he came to the nightclub and saw a charming girl, so he stepped forward obsequiously and chatted with her very congenially and happily.

When this feeling was so strong, Bajie couldn't help but pour out his heart: "Hey, don't look at me now, you don't know how ugly I used to be! Actually, I am a pig! "

The girl was shocked, then grabbed Pig's arm and shouted, "Second brother, it's you! Long time no see! Don't you recognize me? I'm Brother Sha! ! ! ! "

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That's all I can do. I am tired of playing. Look at green. I look at green when I'm in a bad mood. It will be very relaxing.

People who love to laugh are not too bad luck. Good luck.