Campus jokes will kill you.

Encyclopedia of campus jokes laughs you to death.

Encyclopedia of campus jokes laughs you to death:

1, Teacher: What is entanglement?

Xiaoming: Hesitate.

Teacher: Can you be more specific and vivid?

Xiao Ming: Men and women share the same room, and women say no, actually. . .

Teacher: Get out!

Xiao Ming: Teacher, how are you getting along with your new boyfriend?

Teacher: It's over.

Xiao Ming: What a rapid progress!

Teacher: Get out.

The teacher asked Xiao Ming, what's the name of this duck?

Xiaoming: Gaga ~

What about the dog?

Xiao Ming: Wang Wang Wang ~

Where is the chicken?

Xiao Ming: Mm-hmm ~ Ah ~ Mm ~

Teacher: Get out!

4. Teacher: Which four words can best describe a person's ugliness?

Xiao Ming: A bit like you!

Teacher: Go, go, go now!

Xiao Ming: Teacher, may I ask you a question?

Teacher: Ask!

Xiaoming: I bought a bag of candy and gave it to everyone in our school. There is still half a bag left. Why?

Teacher: Huh? Because of the school holiday, everyone is not at school.

Xiaoming: No, because I bought a packet of sugar!

Teacher: Get out!

Campus jokes kill you 2:

1, I was playing with my mobile phone in class when suddenly my classmate sitting by the window shouted, Attention, the headmaster is coming. ?

I quickly hid my mobile phone and cleared my throat. Students, today we are going to talk about the third chapter. ?

2、? Teacher, why do you use three pairs of glasses?

? Oh, one pair is hyperopia, one pair is myopia, and the third pair is used to find the other two pairs of glasses. ?

3. students:? Teacher, this is the fruit I brought you from my hometown, the fruit in summer! ?

Teacher:? Bastard, you brought the rest of the fruit to the teacher! ?

4. I am a freshman in college. I asked my teacher: Teacher, how is college life?

Teacher:? All right. ?

Me:? How good is it?

Teacher:? Private chat?

5, the class teacher is not studying at night, and the class can explode.

Suddenly the headmaster came in through the back door and scolded us. Suddenly the board was silent.

Here we go. . . He came in from the front door again, nodded and said, your class is really good and disciplined, unlike that one just now!

6, physics teacher: take out 40 minutes to review every night, I don't believe you can't learn well!

Chinese teacher: Can't you spare an hour or two to recite the text?

English teacher: Can you spare an hour to recite English?

Math teacher: Even if you spend half an hour practicing, you won't do so badly in the exam!

Head teacher: How about going to bed early at night and sleeping in class?

Teachers, can we stop fooling around?

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