Ask a joke that makes you laugh.

One day, the devil took the princess away and she kept screaming.

Devil: "Just scream ... no one will come to save you ..."

Princess: "Broken throat ... broken throat ..."

No one: "Princess ... I'm coming to save you ..."

Devil: "Speak of the devil and he will come ..."

Cao Cao: "Devil .. Why did you call me ..."

Demon: "Wow .. I saw a ghost."

Ghost: "Shit! Was discovered .. "

Shit: "Ghost, can you see me ..."

Devil: "Oh, my God!" " "

God: "Who called me? 」

Who: "Nobody called you ..."

No one: "Where am I?" Play dumb! "

Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me?"

Who: "It's me again? Are you looking for trouble? "

Trouble: "Who wants to see me?"

Which one: "Looking for you? I didn't ... Hey, there are so many people here. "

Many people: "I just arrived ... who are you?"

Which one: "I'm not who."

Who: "He's not me."

Princess: "Is everyone here to save me?"

Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun."

Lively: "What do I have to see?"

God: "It's none of my business. I'll go first. "

Devil: "You answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess? " ? How can I play this demon? "

Down: "Why don't you be a good devil and play with me?"

Princess: "If no one plays the devil, I can go."

No one: "If I play the devil, how can I let you go ..."

How come: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement."

Lively: What am I doing?

What: "You want to fuck me? Rogue! "

Did you really say, "Where am I?"

Me: "What's it to me?"

Devil: "Shit! I'm going crazy ... "

Shit: "What am I doing? ..."

Madman: "What do you want me to do?"

You want me to say, "I don't know anything!"

I know nothing: "I don't know!" "

I don't know: "I'm here! Is someone calling me? "

Someone said, "I didn't call you!" " "

I didn't: "Who called him? ? "

Who: "Wrong ... I didn't ..."

I didn't: "I didn't wronged you ..."

You: "I dare you."

I dare you: "Who says I dare not?"

Who: "please ... I didn't say anything."

I have nothing: "What do you want me to say?"

I have nothing: "... you ... aren't you my long-lost brother?" "

My long-lost brother: "Kao ... my name is very long ... I will be called ..."

Who: "... I want to leave this troublesome place as soon as possible"

True or false: "So this is my place ..."

I am nothing &; No: "Don't make any noise. We are talking ... "

Don't argue with Allah: "I'm not talking ..."

I didn't: "I didn't speak! ..."

I am nothing: "-_-\ \" ... Go ... Let's talk outside ... "

Go: "I'm sorry ... (wriggle)"

I have nothing: "It's none of your business ... Go away ..." (Two brothers go out angrily)

It's none of your business: "Whoops ... why did you kick me out ..."

Why: "I don't want to kick you out ... listen ... don't cry."

I didn't say, "Oh ... What does it have to do with me?"

None of my business: "What? Did someone call me? "

Someone said, "Who wants to call you ..."

Who: "I really have to go ... T.T." "

Go: "I'm really embarrassed ... * v.v *" (\ \" Who \ \ "collapsed)

None of your business: "... aren't you my cousin?" "

It's none of my business: "... cousins of the same age (or cousins) ... long time no see ..."

For a long time: "I'm not here ..."

Devil: "Are you finished?"

Endless: "He doesn't have me"

You: "I don't have him."

I said, "Who said that?"

Who: "What do you want me to do?"

Really: "You want to fuck me?"

You: "I won't fuck him."

I said, "Who said I wouldn't?"

Who: "Wrong! I didn't say ... "

Say, "What should I do?"

Really: "You two are shameless!"

You two: "I want it! I want it! "

Face: "Who wants me?"

Who: "I don't want it."

Devil: "Hurry up, or I'll kick people out."

Man: "Kick me out? Looking for k "

K: "Who wants to see me?"

Who: "aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, mention me again and K him! "

He said, "Don't hit me."

Me: "Who wants me?"

Who: "I finally caught one. Kill it. "

One: "Don't arrest me"

Me: "I've had enough, too. Whoever mentions my name again will never let you go! " "

Who: "Look at my eighteen-handed dragon!" "

Me: "Look at my nine yin bones and claws!" "

Eighteen palms of the dragon: "What am I looking at?"

Jiuyin Bai Gujing: "What am I looking at?"

See what: "Brother, I finally found you!" " "

What's there to see: "Brother, let's talk outside."

Devil: "Shit ... this is an engagement party ..."

From then on, the devil really got schizophrenia ... "

Three ghosts

The three ghosts came to God and said with one voice, "I died unjustly and should go to heaven!" " "God:" I only let the most unjust people go to heaven. Tell me how you died first. "

A: "I am a cleaner. One day, I was sweeping the floor on the top of an old building without an anti-theft net and accidentally fell down. I grabbed a sewer pipe, but the sewer pipe was knocked down by some bastard. Because the building is short, I didn't fall to death. As a result, a refrigerator fell on it and crushed me. "

B: "I went to someone else's wife's house to have an affair. As a result, her husband came home and I hid in the refrigerator. As a result, it seems that the refrigerator fell from the window without a security net. I didn't die because of the protection of the refrigerator. As soon as I came out, someone fell from above and killed me. "

C: "When I came home, I saw my wife with another man from my window. When I got home, I was very angry. I knocked down the sewer pipe, threw away the refrigerator and made a scene with my wife. As a result, I accidentally fell from the window and hit my head on someone else's head and died. "

God: "You all died unjustly. Go to heaven."