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A citizen in a certain place wrote to the mayor, hoping that the TV station could provide some education to ordinary people to avoid being deceived by cutting leeks. The mayor forwarded it to the TV station and gave instructions to organize a program where liars and experts compete on the same stage so that the audience can distinguish who is a liar and who is a real expert.

The first debate topic was the origin of the universe, and the liar PKed the physicist. Liars talk about the creation of Pangu, while physicists talk about the Big Bang.

It was found that primary school students could not distinguish between liars and physicists, and seemed to be more fascinated by fairy tales, but middle school students all knew that those myths were meant to deceive children.

The second session talks about the origin of life, with liars PKing biologists. Liars talk about souls and reincarnation, biologists talk about Darwinian evolution.

It was found that middle school students are more inclined to believe in stories of soul reincarnation and ask what their past lives were. Only viewers with a college education can understand the theory of evolution.

The third session is about health and wellness, with scammers PKing medical experts.

It is found that a bachelor's degree education cannot resist the deception of scammers. It is easy for college students to believe that mung beans and eggplants can cure all diseases.

Only those with graduate education were unmoved because they knew that double-blind experiments were needed to determine efficacy.

The fourth session talks about people’s personality types, it’s a liar versus a psychology expert.

As a result, even those with graduate degrees cannot tell the difference between liars and psychologists. Young people, especially female graduate students, are confused by the constellations and blood types told by liars. Only professor-level audiences can tell the difference.

This is understandable. The logic of psychology is quite special. Both pros and cons can be justified. It requires enough accumulation of life experience to avoid being tricked.

In the fifth game, the liar PKs the economist. During the entire broadcast, the audience was speechless, and no one could tell the difference between a liar and an economist.

During the broadcast, the host received a call from the President of the United States. He said that he had been watching this program.

The President of the United States warned everyone not to believe what economists say. The multiple financial crises in the United States were caused by listening to their theories. The president suspects that economists and Wall Street crooks have teamed up to deceive the world.

This fully shows that people on earth cannot distinguish between liars and economists.

The last game is between liars and politicians. As soon as the liar saw the politician, he immediately stood up and told the moderator that he was giving up the debate.

The host was surprised and asked what the reason was. The liar said, "In this business of deceiving people, we are just amateurs, and they are professional liars. They can easily make the audience believe that we are liars!

" No matter how the host persuades the liar, the liar will not Ken comes on stage.

At this time, an old man walked up to the liar and whispered to the liar. The liar immediately cheered up and returned to the podium, started talking, and accused the other politician of being a liar without fear.

The host was even more surprised and asked the old man what he said. The old man said, "I just told him a truth: "Deception must be viewed dialectically. Sometimes deception can promote the progress of human society." Throughout history, many liars have successfully transformed and become great politicians. ”

It turns out that the old man is a philosopher...

Finally, the TV station reported the following to the leadership:

It seems that the situation is extremely complicated. , although it is easy to distinguish between scammers and experts in some fields, it is difficult to distinguish between them in some fields, and the more important the fields, the more difficult it is to distinguish,

... What is more complicated is that today's scammers use diligence to distinguish Learning has become an expert in cutting leeks, and many experts cannot withstand the temptation of profit and start to cheat. It is no longer possible to distinguish who is a liar and who is an expert...