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The most unpopular brain teaser to share

Do you know why the global climate is unusually warm? Because penguins don't always tell jokes in Antarctica. The following is the most unpopular brain teaser I have prepared for you. I hope you like it!

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1. There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th? Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river.

There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? Answer: yourself.

The hotter the weather, the higher it climbs. Answer: thermometer

An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up her seat? Answer: There are seats on the bus.

Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it? Answer: Brush false teeth.

6. Which is more painful, starting with coconut or watermelon? Answer: I have a headache.

7. What are the products with the same production date and effective date? Answer: newspapers

8. Why do hospitals never accept patients? Answer: Veterinary hospital

9. There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? Answer: Face the ground.

10. What does a fat girl say when she is sick? Answer: Take care.

1 1. If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today? Answer: Have a place in heaven.

12. Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? Answer: Chickens lay eggs.

13. foxes are best at confusing men, so which best men and women are confused together? Answer: alcohol.

14. Xiao Zhang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? Answer: Also through shoes and socks.

15. Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the platform but didn't dare to jump. Why is this? Answer: There is no water below.

The most unpopular brain teaser to share

1. Set off firecrackers in your crotch and smash military items. Answer: Bomb.

2. Men play military events in the bathing place. Answer: Shell.

3. Make a place name for condoms Answer: Baotou

Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person. Why can he not blink for more than ten hours? Answer: while sleeping.

5. Valentine's day cards, birthday cards, large and small cards, what card can win a woman's heart best? Answer: Credit card.

6. Xiao Wang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? Answer: Because he wears shoes.

I can't do light work. I put one foot on the egg, but the egg won't break. This is why the answer: the other foot is standing on the ground.

8. Where do I pay for the call? Answer: Call.

9. Dongdong's father has good teeth, but he often goes to the stomatological hospital. Why answer: Because he is a dentist.

10. Which floor should Gai Lou start from? Answer: Start with the basics.

1 1. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? Answer: it's too slow to go.

12. What door can never be closed? Answer: Football goal.

13. What does the fat girl say when she is sick, most afraid of being visited by others? Answer: Take care.

14. Amin was bitten by mosquitoes. Can you tell me if the bigger bag was bitten by a male mosquito or a female mosquito? Answer: Male mosquitoes don't bite.

15. A policeman has a younger brother, but the younger brother denies having a brother. Why? Answer: Because which policeman has fucked all the women?

16. What's more annoying than crows? Answer: crow's mouth

17. Why is there a hole in the sock you just bought? Answer: sock mouth

18. Place a name for condoms A: Baotou

19. set off firecrackers in the crotch and smash military items. Answer: Bomb.

20. The woman falls. Name a foreign city Answer: Babylon.

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1. My husband is thin. Once I was in a hurry, I said? Honey, look at you as thin as a pig! ?

2. One day, I went to the famous Da Qiao Road food store in Tianjin to buy food. I want to buy an old lady cake almost every time! As a result, I saw a slightly smaller cake that day, which looked basically the same, but I was not sure, so I asked my assistant aunt: Is this the cake of the little old lady?

3. Original broadcast: Two gangsters ran away after injuring our policeman. The announcer read: Two gangsters wounded me 1 10 and fled after the police (Huang Feihong reincarnated? ! )

In high school, my brother and I were in the same class, and he sat behind me.

One night, our geography teacher asked us: Who is your sister? Who is the younger brother? I stayed there.

6. I bought cold rice noodles once and went to another dormitory. When I came back, I found my roommate eating my cold rice noodles. When they saw me coming back, one of them said to me, why did you come back? Cold rice noodles are getting cold!

I want to drink soda that day. I hurried to the cold drink stand and asked for a bottle of soda, but I saw the beer in front of me and said in a hurry. Boss, a bottle of fart water? Boss?

8. Once, my husband and I quarreled, and he called me a pig! ? I scolded him: you are the husband of a pig. . . ? I really feel like a pig after scolding.

9. One of our colleagues, when taking the driver's license test, said a classic sentence to the examiner:

10. The examiner is normal ~ ~ ~ ~

1 1. I remember once, I went to KFC with a sister. While waiting in line, I heard her muttering something, a chicken leg hamburger and a pair of chicken wings. It's finally her turn. As soon as she opens her mouth, she laughs at everyone. What's she trying to say? Miss, how about a chicken leg burger? , but the words to the mouth have become? Legs, a hamburger?

12. College students get together in the forest park. It's time for everyone to prepare dinner. Two boys volunteered to go to the canteen to buy beer. The monitor wants to remind them to buy beer and cans. Perhaps because they have been talking about international current affairs just now, the monitor stood up and shouted. Iraqi beer ~ ~ ~? We all fell. Two boys are crazy. . .

13. Tell me what's new in KFC? Blood and flesh are connected (the bones of mutton kebabs are brittle). I was asked to take her to dinner. It was extremely hot in Beijing these days, and I was in a daze. When I arrived at the restaurant, I said to the smiling Miss KFC: Can I have two, please? Bloody