There was a child named Xiao Ming. One day, Xiao Ming’s teacher asked him what 1+1=? Xiao Ming said he didn’t know. The teacher said to go home and ask his family. Please tell your story below!

The teacher asked Xiao Ming: "Xiao Ming, do you know what one plus one equals?" Xiao Ming said: "Teacher, I don't know." The teacher said: "I don't even know this simple question. Go back Ask your family." So, Xiao Ming returned home. Xiao Ming went to ask his mother. She was playing mahjong. Xiao Ming said: "Mom, what is one plus one?" By chance, her mother won the mahjong game. Her mother said excitedly: "I won (win)." Then, Xiao Ming went to ask. Dad, Dad is reading the newspaper. Xiao Ming asked: "Dad, what is one plus one?" Dad saw President Lincoln in the newspaper and said: "President of the United States." Then Xiao Ming went to ask his brother, who was drinking. Xiao Ming asked: "Brother, what is one plus one?" His brother was enjoying the drink and said: "It feels so good!" Finally, Xiao Ming went to ask his sister, who was listening to a song. Xiao Ming asked: "Sister, one plus one is "What is one?" My sister couldn't help but said: "Goodbye, my dear dream girl!" (Singing). the next day. In class, the teacher asked: "Xiao Ming, what is one plus one?" Xiao Ming replied: "I'm crazy." The teacher asked angrily: "Who told you?" Xiao Ming replied: "The President of the United States." The teacher hit Xiao Ming. After a slap, Xiao Ming immediately said: "It feels so good!" The teacher said angrily: "You...get out of here." Xiao Ming said: "Goodbye, dear dream girl!" The teacher fainted after hearing this. .

One day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming: "Xiao Ming, do you know what one plus one equals?" Xiao Ming said: "Teacher, I don't know." The teacher said: "You can't even solve such a simple question. Go back and ask your family." So, Xiao Ming returned home. Xiao Ming went to ask his mother, who was playing mahjong. Xiao Ming said, "Mom, what is one plus one?" By chance, her mother won the mahjong game, and her mother said excitedly: "I won (win)." Then, Xiao Ming went to ask. Dad, Dad is reading the newspaper. Xiao Ming asked: "Dad, what is one plus one?" Dad saw President Lincoln in the newspaper and said: "President of the United States." Then Xiao Ming went to ask his brother, who was drinking. Xiao Ming asked: "Brother, what is one plus one?" His brother was enjoying the drink and said: "It feels so good!" Finally, Xiao Ming went to ask his sister, who was listening to a song. Xiao Ming asked: "Sister, one plus one is "What is one?" My sister couldn't help but said: "Goodbye, dear dream girl!" (Singing). the next day. In class, the teacher asked: "Xiao Ming, what is one plus one?" Xiao Ming replied: "I'm crazy." The teacher asked angrily: "Who told you?" Xiao Ming replied: "The President of the United States." The teacher hit Xiao Ming. After a slap, Xiao Ming immediately said: "It feels so good!" The teacher said angrily: "You...get out of here." Xiao Ming said: "Goodbye, dear dream girl!" The teacher fainted after hearing this. .