Please tell me five cold jokes about love.

Stone and rice cake had a fight, and when they got angry, they kicked the rice cake into the sea. ...

Tell a story. Once upon a time, there was a pair of lovers. They privately decided to live for life, but the boy needed military service, so they made an oath with the girl and gave her a diamond finger, promising to meet the girl today three years later. At that time, rings were used as wedding rings. Three years later, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she can't. Sad and desperate, she threw the diamond ring into the sea and ran away from home. In fact, boys have been waiting for girls, but girls misunderstood the date place and became eternal regrets. The boy was heartbroken ... A few years later, the boy went fishing. Guess what he caught? Rice cake! ! !

Every time I see his voice and shadow, I can't help showing a happy expression. He is always too shy to look me in the eye. Our love is always moving forward quietly. He didn't even take the initiative to hold my hand. When I say love, it takes a long time to blossom, and his face turns red. I was very happy, but one day, without any warning, he suddenly left and I never saw him again. I silently recalled our silence.

Both boyfriend and girlfriend have to go to the bathroom. Girlfriend handed her boyfriend a piece of toilet paper. My boyfriend is embarrassed and doesn't know what to say. When the girlfriend saw her boyfriend's face, she suddenly said, "Oh, no, I'd better wipe my hands."