Learn English jokes with letters.

When children learn English alphabet, they usually use English alphabet songs to deepen their memory. Now I have found a way to learn English letters through English jokes! The following is an English joke arranged in alphabetical order for you. I hope you like it!

E meets M and asks: What are you doing with your head down? M said, haven't you seen me proposing to you? I was wrong! Won't you forgive me for climbing down to confess?

When I met J, I said, your boy is really not authentic, and you tripped everyone.

1 When I met K, I said, I haven't seen horns for several days, and there are still two. Why are they all in my stomach?

P met R and said, how dare you write a prescription on crutches?

N met H and said, I told you not to vote, but your boy must vote yes! Can't you see that you are voting with your feet?

B meets D and says, What's the matter? Shameless is shameless. Why does the ass grow in front?

N said to V: You are right to have no legs, but your head is low.

Y said to K: Don't show off anything. Who hasn't?

L see 7 and say, brother, good skill, play one-legged jump.

8 Meet 3 and say: Hey, your brother is so miserable. There is no meat in his stomach, and only one tendon is left on his back.

P met B and said: You are really good, you have grown two heads!

D met P and said that my brother had gained weight and his stomach was crowded on his back. Look how long the rich are!

N met M and said, I just don't like you officials, sticking your head and ass up to the sky. What is there to be proud of?

D meets W and says, What's the use of your air? There's nothing in your stomach. Put your tail up to the sky.

B said to 3: Brother, I am not advising you. You can't be a man without backbone! Always chasing others. What have you become? Make your own decisions about your own affairs!

D met p and said, hey, bro, take my brother's advice. Put the bag in front, not on your back. There are too many thieves now. Didn't you see old e, carrying his bag behind his back and letting people empty it?

T+ 1 Say to T+0: Don't think that you can roll on the stage just because you are round, and don't think that you can jump on the stage just because you are angry. Now it depends on strength, potential and strength. Whoever has a sharp head can get up. Your round head looks like an idiot. Are you kidding? Take a break!

I told myself it would be safer if I dragged my tail.

I said to l, thanks to your modesty, you know how to roll your tail. If you put your tail up to the sky, I don't think you can stand still!

V said to n, honey, you have become a cow with one leg.

I said to j: don't look at the fake bottom you made, it's a hook!

Q said to O: See if I wear a ponytail more like MM?

O said to Q in surprise: Oh, my good sister, what's wrong with you? Tell my sister that she loves you the most, and I will give you a daily limit stock tomorrow. People who don't have it on their heads can't eat it at all

H said to A: Why did you only walk halfway through the track? And caused greater polarization?

0 to 8 says, dude, how to wear a belt to follow the fashion?

8 said to 0 with a bitter smile, hey, don't lie to me, I'm stuck. I can't stand up without a belt on my stomach. Not like an official. Have a round belly first. At least we are brothers. If you have news, don't be like those bastards. When you become an official, your parents will disown you, and you will know how to scrape the people. If you don't study hard, your parents will watch me.

B said to 8: When can I grow plump? 8 blushed and said to b, ask my second aunt for advice. B said, well, for the sake of our half-brothers, remember a few words: climb, pat and lick when necessary, and you can be greedy and scrape when you get out of the facade. There is a lot of learning here, and then someone will put money in your pocket, making it difficult to get fat.

8 say that ordinary people don't scold us to death, let alone urinate alone; Even if everyone has a spittle star, water will reach his neck, so he won't drown. I'd better be thinner and live a down-to-earth life. B scold: Go to hell, Nizi, die hard, or you will starve to death if you don't understand! 8 roar: thin is thin, death is death, and starvation is not a corrupt official!

B meets P and says, Oh, how did you become like this? Where's your half ass?

P replied: Don't mention it, the stock market was trapped, but thanks to my buddy's clever running, he saved my half ass and a leg. There are worse things than me. Even now, I can't get out of the stock market.

Look at the nine brothers and sisters and say, let's have a meeting now. What's the matter with you? You are all very sad. Several siblings argued that the stock market is too difficult to do now, except for your big brother, who earned a big belly; 1 Brother has a sharp head and runs fast. Although he didn't make any money, he is still alive. Look at the eight of us. We are all incomplete. Poor eight sisters insisted on hanging themselves, but we advised her to live. Up to now, she still has a hemp rope around her neck, saying that she is dead, and she can't untie it. 0 sighed and said: 8 sisters, 8 sisters, my good 8 sisters, you can think about it in millions, didn't you say that the stock market opened on the 37 th? Later, I heard that the popular discount was changed to 8.8%. How can you run out? 1 Say, big brother, you are still an antique. You have been advancing with the times for a long time. Now it's a fire sale, and the fire sale price is 19% off. Fortunately, my 1 head was sharp and I tried my best to get out, not to mention losing a piece of meat. I am not 1 without a little meat. I'm afraid to think about it now. You see, Lao 2 lacks a belly and a heel. What the third child lacks is only one track-minded. Old 4 left a pile of sticky things in the middle. Old 5 not only lacked a stomach, but also got a bite at the back of his neck. Old 6 has a hole in the back of his head. Old 7 disappears when he touches his nose. Old 8' s front belly is connected to his back belly, and a sling is tied around his neck. Old 9 broke a leg and wanted to buy a crutch to sponsor him. 0 said: That's it, dismissed!

B meets E and says, What's the matter with you, brother? E said: Oh, forget it. Just went to the stock market, both bags were hollowed out. Dude, don't carry those two bags behind your back, and move them to the front quickly. There are too many thieves now.

L and 7 meet in the stock market. I said to No.7: Brother, I broke my leg in the stock exchange. What are you doing here?

7 said: don't look at my broken leg, I don't need a leg for stock trading. L said: if you don't give up after losing like this, and you are trapped again, how can you run with one leg? 7 said: Because I lost a leg, I came here to get my crutch money back.

Q said to G: Or be a man and hide his tail in his arms, and everyone will call you? Brother? ; I am in pain. My tail is showing. Who will tell me when you see it? Hey? .

0 to 8: 8 elder sister said, I am miserable, big brother. I just turned around in the stock market and was cut off by others. I introduced the bald head.

L met e and said, brother, are you born with happiness and don't know it? I went to the stock market to speculate and was skinned twice. Now I live in the basement, and you have been living on the second floor!

V met y and said, why did you leave such a long shadow?

8 to 0, it's time to lose weight. Look how thin our waists are. I have a panacea. I don't need an injection to take medicine. When you go to the stock market, you will be as slim as a picture!

O meets C and says, Why were you cut? C said: all the way back from the stock market. You see, I, an old-fashioned person, came back with half of it missing. And that little guy is still there for an intravenous drip. I'm afraid he will be scattered everywhere.

When I saw K, I said, Brother, my brother went to the stock market to play bachelor and killed him.

I said to me, I went to the stock market with my brother. Why was I broken up by others?

B said to D: What a world! If you have a bigger belly, you will be beaten. If I had a smaller one, I would be beaten!

I said to me, brother, you are really a tough guy, trading in stocks. Come back when you are ready. Your health is very important.

V meets y and says, ah, bah! I haven't grown taller in a few days, so I have to stretch out a leg.

Y said that when people are rushing to Jiuzhou, they should stretch their legs when it is time, and it is too late to stretch their legs. Don't just wait!

1 Meet me and say: Just because I almost got a green card!

P said to D, Look, if you don't do it, I will become an I-polished rod.

D meets B and says, Why was your stomach kicked? B said he was kicked out just after the opening.

S met b and said, what will happen to us husband and wife? B said, you have hooks up and down. Who wants you?

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