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Humorous sentences describing hot weather (60 selected sentences)

Humorous sentences describing hot weather (I) 1. Are you asleep? I sent mosquitoes to bite you; Do you like spicy food? I send flies to bother you; You forgot me? I let bees get into your stomach. Bajie, when you come back from the scriptures, you should always contact me, or you won't be disturbed by your eldest brother again!

This summer, the weather is so hot that life is worse than death. My mother silently moved the fan to my room for me to use alone, while she silently turned on the air conditioner in the room.

3. Summer is coming, the weather is hot, there are more girls, glistening thighs! However, although girls nowadays dress more dangerously than one, they look safer than one. ...

4. The weather is dry, be careful when making a fire, and be agitated. Strangers should not be close!

It's very hot, so I can't eat much. I made buckwheat noodles and tempura in a hurry before going out in the morning and took them to the company for my boyfriend's lunch. He said I was a talented little chef.

6. Someone died again today. His name is hot.

7. On a hot summer day, I'll send you a plate of crisp green apples with fruit salad. May you be happy; Smooth bananas may you be beautiful; Sweet papaya wishes you happiness; Delicious lychee wishes you happiness; Add a spoonful of salad dressing. May you be flattered.

After lunch, it was too hot to stay, so I decided to go out and find a good place to enjoy the cool. I go out with an umbrella. I want to go to the nearby park and walk on the road. Although I have an umbrella, I still feel warm, just like sitting by the fire.

9. The fruit you just bought dried up when you took it home.

10. It's too hot! Bought a basket of eggs and turned into a chicken when I got home! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept! The car doesn't need to be ignited, and it will catch fire! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!

1 1. Chongqing is good, steaming sangla for free every day. The steam in other places is just refreshing, and we steam croak!

12. I don't know whether it's hot weather or wearing thick clothes, and the wireless is weak and sleepy ... it's time to take off my trousers.

13. Hey Jade Emperor, why is it so hot these days?

14. Your mother and I fell into the water at the same time. Save your mother first, save your mother first, and let me cool off in the water.

15. A wisp of yearning turns into a breeze, and the coolness comes to me. A little care is accompanied by drizzle, and a little friendship is by my side. A short message is melodious, full of words and blessings. I wish my friend you happiness every day and all the best! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

16. In this weather, we should have a bowl of hot laver and egg soup. I didn't. I hope you can drink it.

17. Because I use a little more water, I just take a bath for less than 15 minutes every day and it gets hot. My old man actually said that I was "you don't know how expensive rice is", which is really incomprehensible.

18. I usually don't send messages, but I only send creative messages when I want to! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you do your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.

19. There are many swindlers on the street now. Everyone should be careful when going out in the future. Today, a person in the street kept saying that it was hot and hot. I followed him for three blocks, but he didn't die.

20. Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours. I'm just a handful of cumin from the barbecue.

Humorous sentences describing hot weather (2) 2 1. Spring is blooming and the weather is getting hotter. I want to go out to play with my good friends.

22. That evening, like all nights in summer, looked haggard and sleepy after being abused by the sun for a day, with a fascinating morbid beauty. The red clouds in the sky are like the red cheeks of patients with high fever, and they feel hot at first sight. The asphalt road is more sunny than the grass, and you can't get your feet out when you step on it. There is also an unpleasant burning smell. The white building stands quietly in the dusk light, gentle and reserved. There are only a few hills in the distance, and it accepts the embrace of the sunset glow with infinite enthusiasm, which makes people dare not look at it for a long time.

23. Clothes can be worn after washing.

24. An international student said, "Why not have a holiday? Xi is too hot. I want to go back to Africa. "

25. Suddenly a little sad: When I was a child, there seemed to be fewer and fewer ponds for cool trees to enjoy the cool. How did you spend such a hot summer? Would you like to go back to the days when there was no air conditioning and only curtains and mosquito nets?

26. The weather is so hot that I really want to be sent back to the cold palace.

27. The heat in summer is unparalleled. Take time off to play mobile phone, take more rest in summer, and try to compile information. The breeze blows over your face, bringing freshness and information. Meditation maintenance first, solve troubles and problems. Remember when you meditate that mistakes won't follow you anymore.

28. Tell you a few quick ways to relieve the summer heat: besides looking at the bank card balance in the mirror, you can also look at your sweetheart's QQ invisibility by holding your stomach. Is your heart cold at the moment?

29. The weather is so sultry that I can't breathe.

Yesterday afternoon, it was hot in Lanzhou, Gansu. After a few hours of shopping with his girlfriend, a young man suddenly fainted to the ground and was unconscious. My girlfriend was frightened, so she called 120 to send her boyfriend to the hospital for emergency treatment. The doctor said it was nothing serious, just heatstroke.

3 1. Look! Clouds will always drift farther and farther, stars will always flash, flowers will always smile, waves will always turn over, friends will always miss them occasionally, blessings will always be unpunctual, and little idiots will always endure. Read it!

32. Miss in spring, love in summer, blessings in autumn and wishes in winter. Meet in this life and be happy every day; Love this life and love you forever; This life oath will not change. May our feelings last forever.

33. It is said that you have to wait until the melon is ripe. I really want to unload early! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!

I can't sleep over and over, and I'm the only one who can't stand the heat?

35. It's so hot that it's twisted.

36. I want to go to the headmaster's house to take a bath because the water is cut off in such a hot day.

37. You can't live without chilled watermelons in summer, just as you can't live without me.

38. It's so hot that I don't want to go out for dinner. I have to make a reservation in the dormitory. I'm really not lazy.

39. Gently, the wind is blowing; Moisturize, friendship nourishes; Gorgeous, full of flowers; Strong, friendship is sublimation; Really, my thoughts are flying; Warm, friends are greeting: May you be happy and worry-free! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

40. I like it. I like lush summer, because I can swim in the swimming pool in summer. Summer brings happiness to children. They are the happiest angels in summer. I like it, I like stormy summer, because the rain in summer is so generous and crisp. Lotus flowers in summer show us smiling faces, and lotus leaves in summer show us charm. There is not a cloud in the sky, there is no sun overhead, there is no wind, and all the trees are standing there listlessly and lazily.

Humorous sentences describing hot weather (Part III). The circle of friends is equipped with air conditioning, which is hot. If you have nothing to do, you can visit the circle of friends more.

42. In this hot weather, all the people who can make an appointment are friends of life and death.

43. My cousin gave a Coca-Cola when he got married ... After drinking it, he cried with his daughter-in-law ... and touched all the guests ... Only I knew that I secretly put mustard in his cola, which was a great achievement and fame.

44. In the current weather, instant noodles can be soaked directly in tap water!

45. Everyone is an acquaintance. Lori became an acquaintance.

46. A realistic film will be staged in Beijing: the whole city is hot to death.

47. The road was scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke was stepping down.

48. The tall branches stopped and the low grass flowers fell asleep. Cats and dogs are breathing behind the wall, and birds and trees are spinning at the bottom. Good at walking and sitting day by day, sleepy and annoying all night. Suspected into the old gentleman's furnace, it seems to be near the flaming mountain.

49. When the weather is hot, a lot of hair is lost. It is very difficult for people to wear the same clothes in spring, summer, autumn and winter.

I really appreciate it. I really don't know how to live without your cold violence on such a hot day.

5 1. The stone tables and chairs in the park were burnt by the sun, and the paint on the pillars in the pavilion was burnt, giving off an unpleasant smell of paint.

You said, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!

53. The car doesn't need to be ignited when it is started.

54. I went to work in a foreign country today, and I was lucky enough to be a star once. The passing aunt said: Is it hot outside?

55. Be sure to bring two pieces of paper in summer, one to wipe the sweat and the other to wipe the clothes.

56. I found a dollar on the side of the road and immediately gave it to the police uncle. The policeman's uncle roared: "Guawazi, do you want to burn me?"

57. One-week horoscope. Aries, Taurus and Gemini are prone to heatstroke this week; Cancer, Leo, Libra and Pisces should pay attention to heat protection; Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn and Aquarius try to avoid outdoor activities; Other constellations or something.

58. Recently, I saw someone say that once a girl with conservation of energy gets cold, men will get hot once, but once a girl grows safe, no matter how cold she is, men will only get cold, not hot.

59. The weather is so hot, please pay attention to your health and drink more water.

60. A friend ran away from a customer and sent a QQ complaint to me. Listening to my distress, I immediately got up and took two steps to call him: "You are so hot!" " I'm standing next to the air conditioner now. Listen, this is the sound of a 20-degree cold wind. "

Sweat and make sentences.

1, we are sweating and can't hold the ball.

Seeing the worker sweating profusely, his heart could not help being moved.

Both brothers are sweating, but the temperature in the cave doesn't seem to be high.

Here comes the bus, full of sweaty passengers.

After running the marathon, all the runners are sweating.

Although I didn't do anything, I was still sweating like a pig.

Seeing this horrible scene in front of him made him sweat.

It was not hot before noon, but he was sweating like a pig.

9. Working in this big sun often makes you sweat for a while.

10, don't sweat to relax yourself.

1 1. After standing in such a hot place for five minutes, I began to sweat.

12, so they "played a good match", and the result was panting and sweating.

13. When they came to the sluice, Harris was sweating and swearing.

14, the car almost turned over the valley, and everyone was surprised. Fortunately, although their lives were saved, they were sweating profusely and broke out in a cold sweat.

15. When he climbed the hillside and reached Haegert, he was sweating like a pig.

16, he was sweating like a pig to decorate the site.

17, I absorbed it as soon as I put it on my skin, and the effect lasted almost a whole day, although I was sweating like a pig. Thumb praise

18. After each training session, the players were sweating like a pig. The first thing to do when you go back to the dormitory is to wipe your sweat.

19, sweating after the game.

20. Carrying such a heavy backpack makes me sweat quickly.

2 1, Jim: It's good to exercise like that. I am sweating like a pig!

22. Look at this sweaty son of a bitch.

Please turn on the air conditioner! This room is so hot that I can't sleep at all.

24. Sometimes they rent a hut to live in, which looks like a poor man's house. They row in the sun sweating profusely.

The temperature in the fire is so high that even in cold weather, the firemen are still sweating.

26. After the heat of the day subsided, we went for a long walk in the jungle and both of us came back sweating.

27. Of course, the battlefield is also crowded with many heroes with Yuan names. They are sweating like a pig, boiling against the sky and flying in the dust.

A week's hard work made him sweaty and lost 5 pounds.

29. In summer, the hot weather makes me sweat, which makes me wish I could have a handful of snow to wipe my cheeks.

30. Many people are sweating because of lack of air conditioning, but everyone is still immersed in Master's wonderful enlightenment.

3 1. They don't always sweat, and their attitude is lax.

He's sweating in Florida, and we're shivering here.

33. At the beginning, everyone was sweating, and the sweat lost a lot of salt, which was miserable.

34. It's really hot today. Even though I only wear a sweatshirt, I'm still sweating like a pig.

Excerpts from sentences describing sweating.

Philosophy seeks truth with reason, while theology lies in the father's arms to accept truth; Philosophy is sweating, theology is full rest; Philosophy is looking for hometown with heart, theology is starting from hometown with gold, silver and jewels prepared by father, helping the poor, visiting philosophers, sweating and washing feet. 1. Before, I would claim that excuses were God's business, but now, I can only say naked, raise my hand and sweat, I don't know.

You will understand when you grow up. When I was a child, I was always told. But that's a complete lie. I can only get more and more confused about everything. This is really disturbing. But on the other hand, it is also true that I have not lost my curiosity about life. -Nakajima Atsushi's "Wind and Light and Dreams" just met a couple, and they are intimate and very sweet. Selfish thinking is better than doing some kind and loving sports with my little evil ~ Although it will make you sweat, you will definitely envy others. Feelings for us must be excellent.

Speak human words! Dude, what the hell are you doing? Evil-"Tomb Raider Notes" 18 years old, but I even wear combat boots, helmets, tactical bags and riot shields on the road.

I relive your smile again and again in my dreams. No matter how many days and nights have passed, I still know the sunshine like the back of my hand. But every time I wake up, I only have a vague image in my mind.

Think about it. Think about it. To no avail. Don't touch it. Out of reach. Can only watch from a distance. Far away, ahead. In my dream, I was running hard, panting and sweating, but I couldn't reach the closest position around you. When you stop again. Even for a moment, at least let me take a step forward. One step closer to you. In fact, life is like a marathon without an end. You worked hard for a long time until you were sweating and panting, and finally felt that you could slow down and have a rest. You will find that many people who are better than you are still working hard, but they don't like it, because we can't see these people's long-term efforts in life, only what we call achievements.

On a sunny day in April, the army of sticks was sweating like a pig, and the onlookers might find it unbearable, but it is even more unbearable to think that these farmers who have entered the city from the countryside will starve without business. China can't bear to live in China. If we live an excessive life here, we must cultivate a gentle and cruel heart at the same time. -Ma Jiahui's "Falling in love with a few scum"

Nietzsche said this in Zarathustra:

"If you can't obey yourself, you must obey others. On the one hand, it reveals that he is a "humanist", on the other hand, it also embeds crazy factors intentionally or unintentionally: all philosophers with healthy minds ultimately or always pursue not only absolute, but relative truth, such as the way of "harmony between man and nature". Zhuangzi knew, so Confucius couldn't go for nine days, so he traveled around the world sweating. Socrates was curious when he was a child and stood in the street. Nietzsche and all obsessed minds (including perfectionists such as Jasper) are either crazy or have cancer. So, if I were Nietzsche, I would add: "People who can't obey themselves always obey others. If you don't want to, learn to listen more, especially the sounds of nature. When you want to try to be yourself, do what you want to do at once.

Time will take away our green faces and leave us the mark of time. Don't wear yourself out in the season of hard work. Give parents a beautiful child. May all mothers be healthy and happy on Mother's Day. Come on, sign the same park, some people play cards leisurely, some people sing excitedly, some people wander around, and some people take part in activities to smile and say hello to each other, and then move on for their respective goals. The same environment, but different lives.

You sweat in the heating in the north,

I was frozen lame under the covers in the south. As the word "life and death" used by Buddhists in China to summarize the purpose of Buddhism shows, Buddhism holds high the issue of life and death as its own banner. According to various Buddhist legends, Buddha Sakyamuni, formerly known as Siddhartha, was the prince of King Kapilao in ancient India. He grew up in the palace and enjoyed human music. When I was a teenager, I went out to play in the city and saw farmers plowing the fields, sweating in the hot sun, plowing out bugs, birds competing for food, and cows tired and sleepy. I was miserable. I lamented that all beings are suffering and began to think about the distress of life and death. Later, he saw four kinds of people, the old man, the sick man, the dead man and the monk, in the four gates of Beijing, which aroused his anxiety about his old age, illness and death and sympathy for the suffering of all the people. He made up his mind to explore a way to get rid of the pain of birth, illness and death for himself and all living beings, resolutely gave up his wealth and family happiness, escaped from the palace and lived an ascetic life. When he ran away from home, he swore: If I have been worried that I will never come back to the palace again! -Chen Bing's Buddhist view of life and death.

The dream smells of summer. During the day, I sweated and thought about you.

Now it's time for gold to do everything. Gold has been a noble thing since ancient times. However, when material civilization was underdeveloped in the past, the difference in life was not as good as it is now. Rich people live in buildings, while poor people live in straw houses. In summer with money, shake a paper fan with pictures and a cattail fan without money. It's as cold as living, although the difference is not very far, so the poor still have the standard of the poor. Now living in a tall house is a rich man, but trapped in cement is a poor man. Rich people go for a ride in the car, air conditioning pipes are installed at home, rickshaws have no money and sweat, and even the leisure of shaking cattail leaf fans is gone. Rich people are like that, and so are people without money. Why don't you bow your head when you see money -the fate of the intellectual class in Xia Mianzun.

The world is so big, I have seen so little. I think if fate allows me to live a little longer to feel, I will fall in love with dead wood sprouting, scorching sun and sweating like rain.

It is because of youth and ignorance that I unconsciously came to today.

Looking back, I was sweating. Oh, my God, how did Qianshan come from? With a wry smile, how can there be no regrets in life? There is a similarity between watching movies and dreaming, that is, we will lose ourselves in watching, and our consciousness will be involved, even sweating. Hiroshi Sugimoto.

The school bell is the expectation of our childhood, freedom, innocence, and the editing of our personality, recalling the passion (happiness) and our purpose of basketball in the worn-out playground.

Dear brother, I can't find any fun that belongs to us anymore. Looking at the yellowed photos, how many dreams do you recall? Dear brother, how have you been since we lost contact after graduation? Have you ever traveled abroad like me to make a living? Dear brother, I really miss you. Do you think of me ~ ~ ~ ~ Ah ~ ~ Dear brother, take care. I will miss you ~ ~ ~ I was there. I had a crush on several people when I was young. In retrospect, they all live in a dazzling group, but they are the most inconspicuous one, such as the substitute of the basketball team, the backstage of the radio station, the representatives of non-key disciplines, the transfer students in the top class, and the eye technology otaku who always hides in a corner of the game hall. In short, whether they like it or not, it is difficult to shine any great light in their little world, but for naive me. In fact, pain is my own definition. Just like waiting for the school bus under the bus stop sign with more than 20 kilograms of luggage in the midsummer afternoon, sweating and hungry; I saw an old rag collector chasing a rolling mineral water bottle for more than 100 meters and immediately began to cry sadly. At that time, even I felt too sympathetic, but what was it? I am tired, I am hungry, I am hot and I am poor. Can't you see?

I think when I hear your hoarse cry, I will be silent or sing along.

Then get rid of the sniper and bondage of the city, and then revel in the noisy streets to get a moment of peace. Besides the noise, there are people singing in the next room. In the evening, I sweated profusely, looking for the cool wind and the cicada-singing phoenix tree. After simply becoming a luxury, I will be just like you. I always appreciate a piece of pure green, which gradually fades away and sets off the magnificent buildings in my heart. Another friend and I are still in the flowing sea and subway, out of place in the city, but we have to live in it, but we have to give up, which adds to our troubles. Go for a walk. By the way, I'll bring you a coconut when I play By the way, buy a bottle of water to make you walk around sweating. By the way, I'll pass by you.

I like you, and I don't know why, but I like you that others don't like.

You who are sweating like rain and fanning me; You will hold an umbrella for me in rainy days; The one who smiled at me without saying a word after the injury; That ignorant teenager who looks forward to the future. There are two cutest times for a mature man: one is when he is sweating; First, when he was brave, the next moment, when he was in the fire, he still walked calmly and heroically.

Some people spend hundreds of dollars to take a bath and massage in the sauna, but they are still so empty when they go out. Some people spend hundreds of dollars to make themselves sweat, but they are extremely satisfied. -Han Han "Just Wandering"

I love you, or the boy who sweated and smiled at me?

I don't know ... sweating is exciting (sex)-house of cards.

Three years of junior high school slipped away in a blink of an eye. As the days passed, my body ran forward in a trance, running in the direction of time passing, even though I was sweating, I was running tirelessly. Tired and slow, he looked back and got a fright. He actually saw his soul in that old graduation photo, his facial expression was the same as that of that year, and the familiar faces around him were the same as that of that year.

With the deepening of my wet experience, I gradually realized that in the shopping mall, which man has not tried this kind of matchmaking and philandering?

Mo Dao is a lonely journey. Even if there is a tense fight meeting in the noisy Central every morning, men will use lunch time to go to first-class hotels, enjoy an unusual lunch, and generously subsidize Southeast Asian beauties who travel to Hong Kong. I'm afraid even a serious man like my father will take part in accidental amusement! The man put this thing on the bed in order, which seems to be a golf game. How can others talk nonsense? Even their wives, in order to adapt to this kind of behavior, have to try to revise traditional moral concepts in order to adapt to and seek happiness. What status and qualifications do I have to express my dissatisfaction? What can be condemned in the shopping mall now is the crime of committing a crime, which is enough to make people who defend morality sweat! Who has the energy to criticize such a personal hobby? -Liang Fengyi "Thousands of Snow" This summer vacation, I was at home, brushing the space and looking at my circle of friends. Someone went to Lhasa, the sky was so beautiful, and he was so dazzling in the sunshine on the road of dreams; Someone is working. He is tired in the photo, and there are complaints in his words. Some people say they want to lose weight. I thought it was just talk. Until that day, I saw him galloping past .......... ta on his bicycle in front of my house. She, they are very happy. At least they wake up every morning and open their eyes. They know where to go today and what to try to do today. This really makes me envy.

You must admit that missing is the norm in your life. When you are racking your brains, exhausted, panting, sweating, and really fighting for survival and a better life, you have actually missed the real good life! You just died in a pit that doesn't belong to you. However, once you are on the road, the whole world is waiting for you. Although I will still miss you, I will always follow you in a good mood! -Wilson "I just want to open a small cafe"

Fifty sad words describing sweating due to power failure in summer.

A sad sentence describing the power outage in summer (I) 1. What's it like to have a power outage in summer? Anyway, I'm sitting in the living room sweating like a pig. I wish I were dead.

2. On New Year's Eve, I grabbed a red envelope with a power-off mobile phone at home. What about you?

3. Get up early to have your teeth pulled out. As a result, the hospital lost power. Downstairs is trying to generate electricity with a generator. I'm even a little overwhelmed.

These young people rely on computers for everything, but as long as the power goes out.

5. Suddenly there is no electricity, looking at the declining mobile phone, staring at the dark environment at home, and missing the TV series that I haven't finished watching. ...

6. Low floors have the advantages of low floors. It is cool in summer, and you are not afraid to wait for the elevator. You don't have to climb the stairs when the power goes out.

7. American goddess, this hand holds a torch and this hand holds a book, telling us to study even if there is a power failure.

8. Power failure in summer can easily drown my day. How can you live without air conditioning?

I like cattail leaf fans this summer. Power failure in summer can save lives.

10. How can you live without electricity and air conditioning in summer?

1 1. In summer, one of the rare experiences is power failure. I was about to go to bed when the power went out. How can I sleep in this heat?

12. I am most afraid of power failure in summer, or when there is no wind before the typhoon comes.

13. Power failure, power failure, in such a hot summer, power failure in the middle of the night, what a horrible thing.

14. It thundered but it didn't rain, and the power went out. It's too hot.

15. In this sultry summer, there is no electricity, so we can only live by willpower at night. I hope to see the sun tomorrow.

16. The power supply was cut off three times. Can you believe how painful it is to lose power in summer? It's dark. When a person looks out of the window, he always feels someone behind him. Dare not look back

17. Last night, the power went out suddenly in the middle of the night+the cell phone was dead, so I didn't sleep well all day, and I had a terrible headache. As expected, we still have to give ourselves a sense of security.

18. It's late at night and I suddenly want to study. Unfortunately, the power went out. When I found the candle, it was already dawn.

19. I really want to have a good sleep. Why is there a power outage for no reason? It is so hot in summer that people can't sleep.

There was a power outage around 20.8: 20, and the night without fans was extremely hot, and impetuousness followed, because of the heat? Or is it because there is not enough time? Maybe both.

2 1. Power failure is something we experience once every summer. Fortunately, it's not too hot today.

22. There is no reason to be unhappy today, despite the power failure and the hot weather. But there is no reason to be unhappy.

23. Well, I have started a hard life. I want to adjust my state. I can't eat anything hard. It's just that the power went out this summer. No big deal.

24. I was the only one in a dormitory building at night, and the power went out. Is the sting exciting?

25. If there is power failure at home, consider washing your hair and drying it in the subway vent. The brain hurts, very much.

A sad sentence describing the power outage in summer (Chapter 2) 26. The power failure turned the flickering candlelight into a bright light in the darkness. The night is getting deeper, but I'm not sleepy. Then listen to music.

27. Hello, there is a power outage in your area, and the phone is expected to be at 6 pm. It's too hot ... it's too hot ... ah ... when the power went out, everyone seemed to attend a ceremony with an unusual taste. Homework becomes unimportant because there is no electricity to write.

Tonight is destined to be a sleepless night, and the power failure in summer reminds me of my childhood. Is there often power failure in summer? ……

29. The scenery here is beautiful, but it would be better if there were no typhoons.

30. There is a power outage in the community today, so I have to go to the supermarket for the summer.

3 1. Why am I still wandering around Weibo? Why? Because of the power outage in such a hot summer! ! !

32. Maybe after the power failure, I'm not looking for candles, but for you.

33. Give yourself the first coolness, for the power outage in the middle of the night, and for your own little expectation. Face it, my friend.

34. The power outage today really bothers me, okay? I can take refuge during the day and stop for two hours in the middle of the night. I feel half-cooked.

In fact, no matter what you say, no one can stand the power outage in hot weather, especially those with old people and children at home. I hope this power outage problem can be solved as soon as possible.

36. An electrician walked into the operating room and said to a dying patient wearing an oxygen mask: Hello! Listen, take a deep breath, I need a power outage for five minutes!

37. It's really terrible that the power is cut off in this furnace-like weather.

38. I have been abandoned by the air conditioner for a day. There is no electricity at home all day. What's good about summer? Mosquitoes still love to bite me

39. There was a power outage in self-study last night, and the whole class was noisy. I don't know when the headmaster came in from the back door like a ghost, scolded the whole class and immediately quieted down.

40. The internet speed slowed down after the power failure at home last night! Obviously it is a 4G network, but it is slower than 2G, and nothing can be loaded. Impatience!

4 1. I don't want to live When there is a power outage in summer, how do people suffer during menstruation? I'm so stupid.

42. The power is out. I don't know what happened to the generator at home alone. I have a stomachache. General weakness. My body is so hot. Anything else? Let's go

43. There was a power failure in the company canteen today. It's the first time to eat salad downstairs, and I'm very full. Then I had another lunch choice.

44. There is no need to do homework or go out to see the exhibition when there is a heavy rain and the classroom is out of power. Famous witness plays mobile phone fluently, haha

45. There was a power outage in the middle of the night, and no one in the dormitory was willing to charge. If I don't have to wash my hair in the morning, I won't charge for taking off my makeup and going out in my pajamas in the middle of the night.

46. After the power failure in summer, my heart has been on fire. Will it heat me to death?

47. Power and water are cut off in summer ... It's very hot everywhere. I'm afraid I'll sweat when I come I'm afraid I'll run away when the air conditioner comes, and I dare not move.

48. Don't let this affect your mood. Calm down, no matter what, be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, just let nature take its course.

49. It's a fucking unforgettable New Year. The warmth stays in shit, the power is cut off at home, and the king panda dies in the dark.