Humorous jokes and stories make you laugh.

A collection of humorous jokes and stories will break your stomach.

In history class, the teacher asked when he talked about Dayu's water control. Why didn't Dayu go through the house three times? A boy in the back row replied:? There must be someone outside? Life needs jokes, and jokes can make us happy. The following is a collection of humorous jokes I have compiled for you. Laugh till you break your belly. Let's laugh together!

Humorous episodes break your stomach (1) 1. The man went to the station to buy a ticket, and it took a long time to go home.

His girlfriend asked him: Why did it take so long? Are there many people waiting in line?

The man said helplessly: there are not many people in line, and there are too many people who don't line up!

2. After a person got on the bus, he found that all the seats were occupied by others, so he forced himself into the seat. The people on the seat said angrily, Why did you push them up?

The man showed him his ticket. Did you get a look at him? This is a hard seat for me! ?

3. A cashier in my supermarket.

Just now, two ladies came to pay the bill with something, and they rushed to pay the bill. The lady in front found her purse and rummaged through it, but she didn't take out the money. She didn't take out the money until she saw the girl behind her.

So I decisively accepted the money of the fake paying woman. .

Break your stomach (2) 1. The old detective and his apprentice rushed to the scene at the same time. The victim was dying and wrote something on the ground with his fingers in despair. The old detective said? Ignore him, tell him to finish, and see what he has. ?

Soon the victim died, leaving only one line on the ground? Give it back. Help me. ?

2. The train is about to enter the scenic spot, and a tourist asks the guide next to it:? Do you come here often?

? Yes, several times a year. ?

? Can you tell me which hotel is the best?

? XX hotel. ?

? Have you always lived there? He asked again.

? No, I have been in all other stores except that restaurant. ?

The doctor said to the patient:? A bad news or a good news, which should I listen to first?

The patient said: Bad news. ?

? A doctor with amnesia gave you the wrong medicine. You are too poisoned to live for a week. ?

? What's the good news?

? What good news?

4. Someone is shopping on the train.

A: You are cheaper!

B: It's not cheap. We have a uniform price!

A: If you don't give a discount, then give something.

Well, let me send you a blessing. Have a safe trip!

Humor joke story highlights Laugh your stomach (3) 1, eat rice, eat a fly, and sell rice with a rice bowl. You can't guess the result at first. . . . .

The rice seller squeezed the flies out and crushed them, saying, this is Chili! ! ! !

Master, you think I'm blind!

2. A vendor in the street shouted: Sell potatoes, sell black-hearted potatoes! ! !

I'm super curious when I hear it. I haven't heard of black-hearted potatoes, so I bought a catty to go home and have a look. And I cut it open and looked at it. Like ordinary potatoes, I weigh half a catty! ! !

3. Prepare to buy a headset and ask the boss: How much is this earphone?

Headphone seller:? Well, it's made by Nokia. The original price is 350, and the wholesale price is 120. The young man really sold you for 8 yuan. ?

4. Go to the newly opened steamed stuffed bun shop to buy steamed buns in the morning and ask the boss if the steamed buns are delicious. The boss said: You can try one. The authentic Goubuli steamed stuffed bun is not delicious and free. ?

So I took a steamed stuffed bun and threw it to the dog next to me. The dog bit the steamed bun and ran away.

I said:? Boss, you are not authentic! ! ! ?

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