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Dongfeng Bai Mo sequel "chitose" Chapter one hundred and fifty-six Keep an appointment.
"God has disappeared for many days, why are you still standing here? Are you going out? " Suddenly, a gentle greeting came from not far below the stone steps.
Bai Qian looked down and saw a child-like figure climbing up the mountain along the stone steps, with lux hair standing out in the sun. The bell on the child makes a crisp and pleasant sound when he runs. It was the fire unicorn under Yijun rouge seat that came up from the mountain.
Bai Qian was overjoyed and stepped forward to meet him with a smile. "Why are you here? But does your family want to see me? " Bai Qian stretched out his hand and pulled him, took out a handkerchief from his sleeve and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
Fire Kirin was naturally very affectionate when she saw Bai Qian. She took a paper bag from her pocket and handed it to Bai Qian. She smiled and said, "God has a bad memory. Don't you forget that on the day Zilan Shang Xian went to work in Daziming Palace, you asked my monarch to draw a picture for you, and I brought it to you. "
"Oh. It is for this. " Bai Qian held a paper bag in one hand and curiously opened it layer by layer. It turned out to be a sweet and colorful jiaozi candy. Bai Qian happily put a piece of pink peach-colored jiaozi candy into his mouth and tasted it carefully. It does have a faint peach blossom fragrance.
"After all these days, I completely forgot. Thanks to your family, you still think of me. " Although Bai Qian talked about asking Rouge for patterns and silk thread and embroidering a purse for Mo Yuan, his eyes were still fixed on the beautiful jiaozi candy in his hand: "If you had come a few days earlier, I could have embroidered the purse and given it to my master. I have something urgent to go out at the moment, and I don't know how long it will take to come back. I'm afraid it will take some time before patterns and silk threads can come in handy. "
While speaking, Fire Kirin has taken out a cloth bag entrusted to him by Rouge and handed it to Bai Qian. He scratched his head and said, "I have seen God's ability to lead the enemy to fight with my own eyes, and I am good at kung fu. But are you sure you can do the meticulous work that these girls do? " Fire Kirin looked at Bai Qian with a worried face.
"ah! Don't look down on people under your door. I haven't done it yet. How do you know I can't do it? Maybe I do better than your family. "
Bai Qian was just teased by the janitor boy, that's all. She is in a good mood today and doesn't care about the little ones. At present, this 70,000-year-old fire unicorn, which has never grown taller, actually makes fun of her. Don't you know that a tiger has three eyes unless it shows its arrogance? !
Bai Qian glared at the laughing fire unicorn, rolled up his sleeves and tried to resist: "I think your monarch is too lenient with you, so that you are no big or small, and even your god dares to joke?" I want to write a book and ask her to tie you up and send you to Xiaoying's religious school. "
"Don't! God! " A listen to read two words, fire Kirin now some out, no idea, a little face turned white with fear, a pair of small hands holding the skirt of Bai Qian shaking back and forth for mercy, "God, I am most afraid of being bored at school, I dare not again, God give me a break. God, where are you going? Why don't I let you ride on my back to make amends? "
White front is the softest. He was just joking with him. I didn't expect him to take it seriously and said with a smile, "Don't make amends. I'm going down the mountain to meet an old friend, all elderly people. It's no fun for you to go. Why don't you go back first and tell your family by the way to send some secret posts outside the Fanyin Valley in Fuyu Mountain and along the north bank of the Four Star River, and inform Kunlun Xu as soon as there is any change. "
Fire Kirin became serious when he heard this. He frowned and asked, "Why Brahma Valley again? Is something going to happen? "
White before waved the jade qing kunlun fan, smiled and said, "what are you nervous about? Just send someone to watch. Fanyin Valley is isolated from the pollution of red dust and polluted air, and the environment is special. It is always good to prevent problems before they happen. " After that, Bai Qian looked up at the sky, then lifted his feet and continued down the stone steps. Fire Kirin followed her closely, unhappy, and completely lost the pleasant mood when she first went up the mountain.
Bai Qian walked at the foot of the mountain for a while. When he saw the fire unicorn with a heavy heart, he asked, "What's wrong with you? It was fine just now. "
Fire Kirin looked up and looked at Bai Qian's face seriously, and sighed, "God, you are always lazy, and you never take such a small matter as famine in the four seas to heart." If you talk like that today, something will happen, right? "
Bai Qian appreciated the fire unicorn's reaction: "You used to follow around the mirror, naturally you have seen a lot of the world, and your eyes are very sharp. It is a blessing that their brother and sister can be protected by you. It's just that Qingcang tore the wings of the western wilderness, and now the wings are fading. But if there is another accident, I'm afraid I really can't hold on. It is always right to be more careful. "
Fire Kirin nodded silently, no longer asking other questions, only silently following behind Bai Qian. Soon, they came to the foot of the mountain and went out of the gate. Bai Qian and Huo Qilin said, "You go first. Don't be playful on the road, and don't wander around to worry your family. "
"God ....." Fire Kirin collapsed with a flat face and hesitated to leave.
Bai Qian patted him on the shoulder and gently urged, "Why do you look like a loser? In terms of age, you are tens of thousands of years older than my family. It is speculated that you should underestimate the reunion and separation ... Let's go, but fortunately, the wedding time between your family and Zilan is running out, and we can meet again. "
Fire Kirin nodded silently, set foot on a red cloud and left step by step. Bai Qian looked back at the empty gate of Kunlun again, without delay, and flew towards Cangwu Mountain in the southeast wasteland.
On this trip, I walked, leaped over countless famous mountains and rivers, and was hidden in the clouds. The fairy mountain floated by my feet, and the strong wind was fierce in my ear. Within an hour, Bai Qian had crossed the southeast border, half hidden in the clouds, and the shadowy Cangwu Mountain was just around the corner.
Looking from a distance, nine high and low peaks go straight into the sky, and the peaks are green and magnificent. At the foot of the mountain, caves are densely covered, green water often flows, fragrant fir and bamboo are planted, and lush green onions are smart and beautiful. If it weren't for duel field, who was the monster at the top of Cangwu Mountain since ancient times, this mountain forest is also a rare place to cultivate immortality.
Although this is Bai Qian's first visit to Cangwu, this place is inextricably linked with her. Since the end of the war between gods and demons, the world has been at peace, the six realms of Li Shu have been at peace, and the top of Cangwu has been silent for nearly 100,000 years. No one has ever come here for the final victory. Recently, however, the top of Cangwu Mountain seems a little busy. The duel between Mo Yuan and Etta Ursa 70,000 years ago started from her white days, and the battle between Mo Yuan and Hao De Tianjun not long ago also had a great connection with her. Want to come to this place and she is predestined friends.
Although the first two duels were related to her, both of them were unable to watch because she was in a coma. Every time the brothers who witnessed these two duels privately talked about how wonderful the fighting scenes were, Bai Qian deeply regretted that he could not witness the process with his own eyes. Today is finally an accidental meeting, so that she can also stand on the top of the sky and have a good experience of how a one-on-one life-and-death duel is hearty.
Bai Qian climbed the highest mountain in Jiu Feng lightly through the long mist. He looked at the beautiful scenery around him and was in a particularly happy mood. She and her fourth brother Bai Zhen have traveled all over the world, but they have never been here. Today, she also enjoyed the scenery here. Her life is not complete.
Just as I was feeling sorry for myself, suddenly a gust of wind roared, the sky rolled up and ink clouds rolled, and Bai Qian's plain clothes and white skirts danced fiercely in the wind. More and more strong Sha Qi gathered around her, turned around calmly, and an enchanting and lovely figure in red stood quietly not far behind her like a ghost.
"What do you think, you come at the right time, isn't it? ! ..... "The woman in red has a beautiful voice, twisting her slender waist and walking gently and very slowly around Bai Qian.
Bai Qian slightly stroked the skirt that was lifted by the wind and smiled gently: "Today is a good day, and it is also a good time to bring out ulterior motives and ulterior motives. Is it just right? "
The woman in red immediately burst into laughter, and her shoulders trembled with laughter: "Are you kidding! How many shady activities have you hypocrites done behind your back? Do you think your master is so honest and has no secrets? There is Emperor Donghua, known as the most upright immortal between heaven and earth. How can you seal me up if you don't play games behind my back? ..... Near noon, you think the pure Yang Qi between heaven and earth is the richest. To tell the truth, it can't suppress my skills at all. You're playing smart with me for nothing. If you calculate, your old fox emperor is not enough for me. "
Bai Qian was still carefree. Jade Qing gently tapped the Kunlun fan in her hand and said lightly, "If you talk about all the tricks, I am tens of thousands of female troops who are candidly admit defeat. In order to invite me to the top of the world, there is no less planning. Unfortunately, the pursuit of honesty, integrity and frankness is not suitable for sending you letters and making up lies. "
A flash of surprise flashed across the pretty face of the woman in red, and she sighed sharply: "You are so clever as ice and snow, and you are much stronger than your father." Today, you can stand on the top of the sky alone. If you want to make me sit up and take notice of you, it will be hard for you to be infatuated with Mo Yuan again. "The red eyes of the woman in red are shining with sly light, and Jie Jie laughs:" It's a pity that your infatuation with Mo Yuan will hide ice and snow, and the hardships you have paid for him are worth wasting. I'll tell you to come back and die today! "
The woman in red did not fall, and her right hand suddenly shook. While Bai Qian was unprepared, a flaming whip came at Bai Qian with a thrilling Brahma wind, and there was no retreat.
PS: It's stuck! I don't know when to write it later …
Starting from 20 18-07- 10.
Modified on 20 19-07-0 1.
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