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The story of the little white rabbit going to find the little black bear

The story of the white rabbit and the big bear

( 1)

One day, Little White Ian mccullough took a shit with Big Bear. Bear suddenly found that both of them had no paper, so he asked the little white rabbit:

"Little white rabbit, how can you get out of the toilet without paper for a while?"

"Nothing, just wipe it with the hair on your ass."

"Then your hair is white and clean, aren't you afraid of getting dirty?"

"Not afraid."

"Really not afraid"

"It's okay, don't be afraid!"

At this time, the bear showed a reassuring smile. ...

(2)

One day, the white rabbit was taking a shit, when a big grizzly bear came and squatted beside the white rabbit to take a shit. The grizzly bear asked the white rabbit, and the white rabbit said, "Are you so white and afraid of wiping shit?" . The white rabbit said, "I'm not afraid." After a while, the grizzly bear asked again, "Are you so white and afraid of rubbing shit, little white rabbit?" The little white rabbit said loudly, "I'm not afraid of children's nets." After a while, the grizzly bear asked again, "Are you so white and afraid of wiping shit, little white rabbit?" Angry and anxious, the little white rabbit said, "Ask me again and I'm excited with you!" " ! ! "At this time, the grizzly bear grabbed the white rabbit and wiped his ass.

(3)

One day, the big white rabbit and the big bear shit together. Bear suddenly found that both of them had no paper, so he asked the white rabbit:

"Little white rabbit, have you lost your hair?"

"Don't drop it."

"Have you lost your hair?"

"Don't drop it."

"Have you lost your hair?"

"I really don't drop! ! "

So the bear grabbed the white rabbit and wiped it. .....

(4) Once upon a time, a bear and a rabbit were defecating in the forest. Suddenly, the bear asked the rabbit, "Is it okay to have hair in the stool?" The rabbit said, "It doesn't matter." Then the bear wiped his ass with a rabbit. . .

(5)

One day, a white rabbit and a grizzly bear shit together. After growing up, the grizzly bear grabbed the white rabbit and wiped his ass. Seeing that he was dirty, the little white rabbit cried and said, why don't you wipe it yourself and use me? Grizzly bear said angrily, why are you crying? I was a polar bear!