Classic boring joke

Telling jokes often can not only bring happiness to yourself, but also infect others. The following is a classic nonsense joke that I carefully edited for you. Welcome to read!

Classic Nonsense Joke-Blind People Playing Lanterns

A blind man went to a relative's house. After dark, his relatives kindly lit a lantern for him and said, It's getting late, Lu Hei, please light a lantern cage and go home! ? The blind man said angrily, you know I'm blind, but why don't you laugh at me for lighting a lamp to show me the way? His relatives said:? You made the mistake of limiting your thinking. If you walk on the road, many people walk on the road. If you hold a lantern, others can see you and won't hit you. ? The blind man thought, yes! The first paragraph of the story tells us that limited thinking is thinking from your own point of view, and overall thinking is that you put yourself in the whole environment to consider. If you think about the problem systematically, you will find that your behavior will interact with others.

Two clever boys

There is a little boy. One day, his mother took him to the grocery store to buy things. When the boss saw the lovely child, he opened a can of candy and let the little boy take a handful of candy by himself. But the boy did nothing. After several invitations, the boss personally grabbed a handful of sugar and put it in his pocket. When I got home, my mother asked the little boy curiously, why don't I grab the candy myself and let the boss do it? The little boy gave a wonderful answer:? Because my hands are smaller! Moreover, the boss has bigger hands, and he must take a lot more than me!

This is a clever boy. He knows his own limitations. More importantly, he also knows that others are better than himself. Learn to rely on others at the right time, not just on your own. This is modesty and cleverness.

The art of three listening

Linklater, a famous American host, visited a child one day and asked him. What do you want to be when you grow up? The child naively replied:? Hmm? I want to be a pilot! ? Linklater then asked:? What would you do if one day your plane flew over the Pacific Ocean and all the engines died? The children thought for a moment: I will tell the people sitting on the plane to fasten their seat belts first, and then I will hang up my parachute and jump out. ? While the audience was laughing, linklater continued to observe the child to see if he was a self-righteous guy. Unexpectedly, then two lines of tears welled up in the child's heart, which made linklater realize that the child's sympathy was far beyond words. So linklater asked him, why did you do this? The child's answer revealed his sincere thoughts: I'm going to get the fuel, and I want it back! ! ! ?

Four lost names

Gentlemen are celebrities in boys' dormitories. He lost to 20 yuan overnight with a penny card. Roommate, so? Reward? Give him many nice names. A China name: Emperor Guangming; A Japanese name: empty trouser pocket; A Korean name: Gold wins or loses; A Russian name: Loew who lost well.

Fearless in times of crisis

On this day, college students go to the canteen to cook rice. Oh, my God, there are six cockroaches in the rice! Fat and angry, he came to the dining window and dropped the stainless steel lunch box on the windowsill? Six cockroaches! In a flash, the noisy dining hall quieted down and everyone stared at it?

I saw that the chef's face didn't change color and his heart didn't jump. He calmly pushed Fat's lunch box out and said, How many times have I told you, you have to collect seven cockroaches before you can exchange 1 bean paste bag! ?

Classic nonsense joke 2 1, on the bus, a beautiful woman standing next to me asked me if I couldn't get somewhere. I said, beauty, you are sitting backwards!

The beauty stayed for three seconds and suddenly rushed to the driver's seat and said, master, you are driving backwards. . .

2, watching movies, ancient war movies, fighting, many people died.

My girlfriend asked me sadly, honey, where did you say everyone went when they died?

Me: I'm sorry. If someone dies, I'll buy a box lunch.

She ... .

My girlfriend just got her driver's license and took me to the 4S shop to see the car with great interest.

During the test drive, I had to sit on the co-pilot and say, if something goes wrong in the future, you will immediately step on the brakes. .

I glanced at my feet, opened the door and got off. . . Damn, you think this is a coach car! Let me hit the brakes! ! !

A pure female colleague dropped 5 yuan on the ground. I picked up and said, girl, I'll stay with you tonight. Friendship price is only 5 yuan ~?

She said with a serious face: five dollars at a time?

I nodded, only to see her take out a red grandpa Mao from her pocket and throw it to me very heroically. Then come 20 times tonight! ! ?

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5. The male colleague was refused to confess to the goddess, and people said: I like PINKRAY.

After three months of efforts by colleagues, the goddess was surprised to see him and said, God, it's amazing. I mean, I like Pinkley's humor, not Big Brother!

Yesterday afternoon, I saw a big brother walking in space downstairs. Friction is like the devil's pace. . .

I was so envious that I went up to worship and asked, Brother, can you teach me?

Big brother:? The laborer stepped on shit! ?

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7. A child asked his mother: Then why did you marry your father?

Mom said:? Mom married your father when she was blind! ?

The child asked his father again: Why is our family so poor?

Dad said: all the money in our family has been given to your mother to treat her eyes! ?

There were so many people in the restaurant that a young couple couldn't find a seat, so they joined me and sat opposite me. To tell the truth, that woman was really beautiful, so I took a second look and the man found her. He slapped a Volkswagen key on the table to scare me. I looked at it carefully. I'll go, Phaeton? I dropped a Maserati car key on the table, bang, bang, Bugatti, Rolls-Royce, and I dropped some car keys on the table. The man left with the woman in a despondent way? Really, you and I have another key to install!

9. Remit money to the bank and the car will be parked on the side of the road temporarily. For fear of being punished by the traffic police, I will leave my car with my friend and tell him that a car inspector will come and inform me. A few minutes later, a traffic policeman came, and the friend rushed into the bank and shouted, Big Brother, the police are coming, let's go! Nima, dozens of people in such a big hall were silent for an instant, and then people poured out of the bank like a flood, and then I was pinned to the ground by five or six security guards? It's fucking unfair! Not afraid of opponents like gods, but afraid of teammates like pigs!

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